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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Burkion posted:

Wait


Morton Koopa Jr.?


Is Bowser's wife named Morton? I'm not judging, but last we checked, his name wasn't Morton and I don't think Jr. carries down from previous generations

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton_Downey_Jr.

:thejoke:

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Every man in america wishes they could be in that chicken-coma right now.

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice
:ssh: (It's photoshopped satire) http://www.rockcitytimes.com/local-man-coma-eating-413-red-lobster-biscuits/

http://twitter.com/michaelkoziol/status/820400492723326976

Background on ol' Clive for non-australians:

quote:

Clive Frederick Palmer (born 26 March 1954) is an Australian businessman, former politician and owner of Mineralogy...

In April 2012, he announced that he had signed a memorandum of understanding with CSC Jinling Shipyard to construct a replica of RMS Titanic, the Titanic II.[13] The ship was to be built in China and set sail in late 2016,[13] later postponed to 2018. Palmer also added over 150 animatronic dinosaurs to his resort in Coolum, creating the largest dinosaur park in the world.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

uvar posted:

Background on ol' Clive for non-australians:

I am imagining Donald Trump, except he has a leather hat with croc teeth in it.

How close am I?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Solice Kirsk posted:

The movie where grown men beat little kids at baseball was pretty funny too.

It was! Forgot about that one.

I also like David Spade, cause I lack anything resembling good tastes in comedies.

Joe Dirt is a comedy classic, and if you don't like it, fight me irl. :colbert:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Platystemon posted:

I am imagining Donald Trump, except he has a leather hat with croc teeth in it.

How close am I?

...Is Australia somehow the US's white trash cousin?

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Burkion posted:

Wait


Morton Koopa Jr.?


Is Bowser's wife named Morton? I'm not judging, but last we checked, his name wasn't Morton and I don't think Jr. carries down from previous generations

I've heard of Junior thing skipping a generation, but only twice. Once in a person's Wikipedia entry and once in a webcomic.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Given the presence of Iggy, Lemmy and Ludwig Van, I just assume Bowser is a passionate music fan with very eclectic tastes

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Given the presence of Iggy, Lemmy and Ludwig Van, I just assume Bowser is a passionate music fan with very eclectic tastes

They're all musician references. Larry and Roy are vague enough to be a lot of people, but Wendy O. Koopa is Wendy O. Williams, which is quite a reference for a kids game, especially one as sterile as the Mario games.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

whiteyfats posted:

...Is Australia somehow the US's white trash cousin?

Well, they are also a former penal colony, but located further South.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Burkion posted:

Wait


Morton Koopa Jr.?


Is Bowser's wife named Morton? I'm not judging, but last we checked, his name wasn't Morton and I don't think Jr. carries down from previous generations

Morton Jr is clearly Bowser's son, he's the only one to inherit that Koopa chin, but royal politics are complicated and even among bastards, a mixed-race heir is going to be pushed away as much as possible.

Of course, after he produced an heir with a claim on the neighbouring kingdom the whole thing became moot and all seven of them got swept under the rug.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E4-ahUI5o&t=236s

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

whiteyfats posted:

It was! Forgot about that one.

I also like David Spade, cause I lack anything resembling good tastes in comedies.

Joe Dirt is a comedy classic, and if you don't like it, fight me irl. :colbert:

Joe Dirt and Little Nicky are two films I went in expecting to hate and they were ok. If you commit to a character that much I can't really hate it even if it's a bad film

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

ABOUT loving TIME, JAPAN! :mad:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Aesop Poprock posted:

Joe Dirt and Little Nicky are two films I went in expecting to hate and they were ok. If you commit to a character that much I can't really hate it even if it's a bad film

I thought Little Nicky was pretty funny, as well.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


biracial bear for uncut posted:

Well, they are also a former penal colony, but located further South.

Plus they have their own Canada next door.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Patrick Stewart to play the Poop Emoji in The Emoji Movie.

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011


There's an EMOJI MOVIE?!?!?! I..... I....

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:

There's an EMOJI MOVIE?!?!?! I..... I....


If it makes you feel any better I doubt anyone will watch it.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?


💩👏💩👏💩

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Samurai Sanders posted:

If it makes you feel any better I doubt anyone will watch it.

Or everyone might. You can never tell with these things. Sausage Party was a hit after all. What is unfair though is that we are getting this in 2017, but the Minecraft movie directed by Mac from It's Always Sunny has to wait until 2019.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

and here i was thinking "at least patrick stewart didn't die in 2016

now i wish he had

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

British jam scam swindles Finnish firm

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Screaming Idiot posted:

and here i was thinking "at least patrick stewart didn't die in 2016

now i wish he had

He voiced that a long time ago. It could have been his final acting job. :ughh:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:

There's an EMOJI MOVIE?!?!?! I..... I....



What is that from?

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in the meetings that will happen when this garbage bombs. A bunch of suits racking their brains trying to figure out where they went wrong.

Millenials amirite

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Corbyn has gone too far

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

whiteyfats posted:

What is that from?

Danger 5, which you should definitely watch!



e: V Aw gently caress you're right! It's just eerily similar to that one scene though.

Radio Paranoia has a new favorite as of 15:36 on Jan 19, 2017

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Radio Paranoia posted:

Danger 5, which you should definitely watch!



No it isn't, it's from an anti-metal Satanism scare movie who's name escapes me

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012



History's greatest monster

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Alaois posted:

No it isn't, it's from an anti-metal Satanism scare movie who's name escapes me

Man, I can't tell you how many times I've been listening to Black Sabbath and just held a gun to my head.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Alaois posted:

No it isn't, it's from an anti-metal Satanism scare movie who's name escapes me

You should still watch season one of Danger 5 though. Season two's not nearly as good though so you can skip that.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
THOUSANDS of red Skittles that spilled onto Dodge County highway were intended to be fed to cows

Sheriff’s officials said it has been reported that the Skittles were intended to be feed for cattle, as they did not make the cut for packaging at the company.

Yes, they’re feeding candy to cows — and they’ve been doing it for years.

A former farmer told CNN affiliate WBAY that candy makers and bakeries often sell rejects to be used as cattle feed because they provide “cheap carbs.”

The practice goes back decades, but it picked up steam in 2012 when corn prices were surging and cattle farmers were looking for a cheaper way to keep their cows and other livestock fed.

“(It) is a very good way for producers to reduce feed cost, and to provide less expensive food for consumers,” said Ki Fanning, a livestock nutritionist with Great Plains Livestock Consulting, told CNNMoney at the time.

http://fox6now.com/2017/01/18/thousands-of-red-skittles-spill-onto-dodge-county-highway/

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Sep 7, 2014

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Plaster Town Cop

Lime Tonics posted:

THOUSANDS of red Skittles that spilled onto Dodge County highway were intended to be fed to cows

Sheriff’s officials said it has been reported that the Skittles were intended to be feed for cattle, as they did not make the cut for packaging at the company.

Yes, they’re feeding candy to cows — and they’ve been doing it for years.

http://fox6now.com/2017/01/18/thousands-of-red-skittles-spill-onto-dodge-county-highway/

all this time i've been eating skittlemeat

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Radio Paranoia posted:

Danger 5, which you should definitely watch!



e: V Aw gently caress you're right! It's just eerily similar to that one scene though.

God drat right.

dumb. has a new favorite as of 05:09 on Jan 20, 2017

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jan/20/police-taser-race-relations-adviser-bristol-judah-adunbi?CMP=share_btn_tw

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010


It could've been worse, at least it did not happen in the US.

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