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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Zzulu posted:

nintendo is poo poo

without pokemon whats even the point of them

Is this a joke post or do you not have a heart?

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I heard in the Tokyo Olympics coming up all the competitors from Japan will be Nintendo characters c/d

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Zzulu posted:

nintendo is poo poo

without pokemon whats even the point of them

Nintendo is the Rich Evans of games.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Nintendo is the Rich Evans of games.

Soooooo... good?

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Kung Food posted:

Soooooo... good?

The best.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
nitendo:

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


You're right, they did break new ground.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

National treasure.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
Even the entire country of Japan buying the same two remade games over and over again can only pay for so many failed consoles.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
The next one is a bad tablet AND an underpowered console all in one instead of split up like the previous one!

~preorders sell out, consoles are unavailable for 2 years, 8 games total are released~

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


counterfeitsaint posted:

Even the entire country of Japan buying the same two remade games over and over again can only pay for so many failed consoles.

The entire industry is currently propped up by Call of Duty's annual titles.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
So.......Split.



Who's ready for the M. Night Shyamalan Cinematic Universe?

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Shinjobi posted:

So.......Split.



Who's ready for the M. Night Shyamalan Cinematic Universe?

Well, it's built on two more solid films than the DCCU.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Well, it's built on two more solid films than the DCCU.

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer
OK so how about a Star Wars Story© that is a shot for shot remake of Top Gun set on a star destroyer.
Exactly as gay as heck.
Iceman is a blue alien.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Gildiss posted:

OK so how about a Star Wars Story© that is a shot for shot remake of Top Gun set on a star destroyer.
Exactly as gay as heck.
Iceman is a blue alien.

Lets go one step further. Instead of replacing F-14s with TIEs, we replace them with Star Destroyers.

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

I feel the need, the need for blue milk

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

counterfeitsaint posted:

Even the entire country of Japan buying the same two remade games over and over again can only pay for so many failed consoles.

It turns out that Nintendo and Sony were the world's largest money laundering schemes

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
please take your stupid nintendo chat over to the stupid nintendo thread.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
*TIE Fighter buzzes the tower*

*CGI Grand Moff Tarkin spills blue milk on his uniform*

Tarkin: "MAV-3R1CK!"

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Shinjobi posted:

Who's ready for the M. Night Shyamalan Cinematic Universe?

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.
Split is getting good reviews. I can look past a director excesses if they make a good movie.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Dmitri-9 posted:

Split is getting good reviews. I can look past a director excesses if they make a good movie.

I've liked all of his except The Happening, Lady in the Water, Last Airbender, and After Earth.

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

*TIE Fighter buzzes the tower*

*CGI Grand Moff Tarkin spills blue milk on his uniform*

Tarkin: "MAV-3R1CK!"

:perfect:

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

This combined my desire for a TIE FIGHTER movie and love for top gun. Make it happen.
The best we'll have is this cool short.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_CP4SuoTU

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


The Crappening

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

Dmitri-9 posted:

Split is getting good reviews. I can look past a director excesses if they make a good movie.

A good movie is a good movie. If they somehow make the Justice League or next Star Wars into a good movie I'll gladly watch it, regardless of the shittiness of the previous examples.

I won't be holding my breath.

canned from the band
Sep 13, 2007

I'm a man of intensity. Of cool, and youth, and passionately

Baronjutter posted:

This combined my desire for a TIE FIGHTER movie and love for top gun. Make it happen.
The best we'll have is this cool short.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_CP4SuoTU

better than R1

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.
A fun way to enhance your Half in the Bag experience is to play the Chunky's Chicken theme on a loop in the background as you rewatch old episodes.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Rewatching old episodes, I want there to be a crisis of infinite Rich Evans, as every single character he's played gathers together in a single point.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Star Wars is poo poo guys.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


happyhippy posted:

Star Wars is poo poo guys.

It's a very lucrative logo though.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




happyhippy posted:

Star Wars is poo poo guys.

Naw, it's pretty good in my opinion!

Dylan McKay
Oct 20, 2011

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.
i like those star wars!

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!

Dylan McKay posted:

i like those star wars!

I hear tell some people even love Star Wars.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

happyhippy posted:

Star Wars is poo poo guys.

Maybe ur the poo poo guy

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

I've liked all of his except The Happening, Lady in the Water, Last Airbender, and After Earth.

The joke here is that you kept watching his movies after watching the Happening.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
The Happening is one of the greatest comedies in modern history.


If you're trying to watch it as anything else, it's absolutely awful.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p072u23SxFk

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HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



that was poo poo


it is the Josh of youtube videos

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