|
Lurdiak posted:Deadpool gets to be a dad but Spider-man doesn't, lmao. do you really want newspaper spiderman to be a dad?
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 11:21
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 10, 2024 16:45 |
|
|
After this storyline they adopt Rocket.
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 11:22
|
|
Mycroft Holmes posted:do you really want newspaper spiderman to be a dad? You're seriously asking me if I want the setup to Spider-Baby's Day Out or not?
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 11:23
|
|
|
Lurdiak posted:You're seriously asking me if I want the setup to Spider-Baby's Day Out or not? Oh man, now I want Stan Lee/whoever's writing NSM to get really confused and think that ASM:RYV is now canon in whatever crazy universe they're using.
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 11:34
|
|
|
That loving naked Rocket, Jesus Christ 
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 12:03
|
|
|
Lurdiak posted:You're seriously asking me if I want the setup to Spider-Baby's Day Out or not? I have a feeling this is a set up to one of those weird Spider-Man pregnant Elsa vampire Joker videos.
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 12:04
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 12:48
|
|
|
Lurdiak posted:Joe Quesada bursts through the wall of the thread "HE'S IN HIS EARLY TWENTIES AT THE LATEST!" In the last issue of Squirrel Girl, they show her 5th birthday party where she dresses as Iron Man Dressed as Spider-Man So She Has Both Of Their Powers. So Spider-Man has canonically been active for at least 15 years!
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 15:05
|
|
|
Kwyndig posted:ASM:RYV 
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 15:28
|
|
|
Renew Your Vows. It's a real good book about Peter and Mary Jane. And their daughter. 
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 15:36
|
|
|
Ahh, that moment in every parents' life when they find their child's bed all covered in goo.
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 15:47
|
|
|
Mycroft Holmes posted:do you really want newspaper spiderman to be a dad? Baby Parker: the single most competent being in the Marvel Newspaper Universe.
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 18:05
|
|
|
I have so many questions.
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 18:41
|
|
|
Be reasonable, guys. This is an emergency to save the universe. It's not like they had time to pack bags for a vacation.
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 19:00
|
|
|
Really really hoping for some Groot or Drax next
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 19:06
|
|
|
techknight posted:Really really hoping for some Groot or Drax next Needs a microphone or this rap battle is weak.
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 19:32
|
|
|
i guess they took the time to rearrange all the furniture before they went to sleep?
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 21:47
|
|
|
Lamont Cranston posted:i guess they took the time to rearrange all the furniture before they went to sleep? I was so distracted by the nude raccoon I didn't even notice that.
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 21:49
|
|
|
Kwyndig posted:I was so distracted by the nude raccoon I didn't even notice that. It's hard to notice because they throw the 180 degree rule straight out of the window and it makes the layout of the room very confusing.
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 22:07
|
|
|
Hotels typically have a nightstand on both sides of a single bed. If there's two beds, it depends on the size of the room.
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 22:23
|
|
|
Glad Spider-man didn't spring for a room for Rocket or a room with two beds. Nah, let's put the space stranger on a cot next to my wife
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 22:27
|
|
|
BROCK LESBIAN posted:Renew Your Vows. It's a real good book about Peter and Mary Jane. And their daughter. May Parker is so neat and I am still annoyed that she isn't allowed to shine. 
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 22:37
|
|
|
techknight posted:Really really hoping for some Groot or Drax next 
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 22:52
|
|
Endless Mike posted:In the last issue of Squirrel Girl, they show her 5th birthday party where she dresses as Iron Man Dressed as Spider-Man So She Has Both Of Their Powers. So Spider-Man has canonically been active for at least 15 years! Yeah I know, but Quesada had a really weird issue with seeing the character grow up in any way, and basically made it his mission to un-marry him and make sure he never has a kid and keep him swingin' and single and remove all references to him being older than early 20s. His reasoning was that if we keep having the character grow up, eventually he'll be senile and in diapers and who wants to read that? Incidentally, Spider-man Reign was published during Joe Quesada's tenure as editor-in-chief and features a senile old spider-man swinging around in his old man underwear.
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 19, 2017 23:26
|
|
|
ghosthorse posted:Glad Spider-man didn't spring for a room for Rocket or a room with two beds. Nah, let's put the space stranger on a cot next to my wife To be fair, they did tell the clerk he was their son in a costume, so you know, child cot with the queen bed please.
|
|
#
?
Jan 20, 2017 01:04
|
|
|
 Whoa, We’re Halfway There  Whoa-oh  NUDE RACCOON OVER THERRRRE Snackmar fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Jan 20, 2017 |
|
#
?
Jan 20, 2017 03:17
|
|
|
ManlyGrunting posted:May Parker is so neat and I am still annoyed that she isn't allowed to shine. Her name is Annie Parker. Annie May Parker. That's right, her name is anime.
|
|
#
?
Jan 20, 2017 03:41
|
|
|
She's named after MJ's and Peter's aunts Anna and May. Anna May Parker. It's a perfectly fine name.
|
|
#
?
Jan 20, 2017 03:45
|
|
|
There's a page of a normie (osborn) realizing he really likes anime
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 20, 2017 03:52
|
|
|
BROCK LESBIAN posted:Renew Your Vows. It's a real good book about Peter and Mary Jane. And their daughter. Does Spider-Man have organic web-shooters in this one and so his daughter also has that ability, or did she steal his web-shooting device? And are some of those webs anchored to bedclothes? How are they holding in place?
|
|
#
?
Jan 20, 2017 04:05
|
|
|
Tiggum posted:Does Spider-Man have organic web-shooters in this one and so his daughter also has that ability, or did she steal his web-shooting device? And are some of those webs anchored to bedclothes? How are they holding in place? That's a webshooter in the lower right, it just malfunctioned because a certain little girl has no idea how to operate it.
|
|
#
?
Jan 20, 2017 04:12
|
|
|
X-O posted:She's named after MJ's and Peter's aunts Anna and May. Anna May Parker. It's a perfectly fine name. "Let's name her Anime honey" "Anna May? Aw you want to name her after our aunts who were mother figures for us? That's so sweet." "Uh...right...yea."
|
|
#
?
Jan 20, 2017 05:14
|
|
 Next: Dumpster Diving... FOR LOVE?!
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 20, 2017 06:18
|
|
|
Holy poo poo they are actually going the trash panda route.
|
|
#
?
Jan 20, 2017 06:27
|
|
|
The manager's gonna look out and see that couple's naked kid fighting with a wild dog over trash-food. "Not the strangest thing I've seen," he shrugs, and goes back to reading his nudie mag. ConfusedUs posted:Holy poo poo they are actually going the trash panda route. Oh my God what if animal control comes and takes him away and the Parkers have to go "bail" him out.
|
|
#
?
Jan 20, 2017 06:27
|
|
|
Jerusalem posted:Oh my God what if animal control comes and takes him away and the Parkers have to go "bail" him out. We're never going to see Ronan again are we?
|
|
#
?
Jan 20, 2017 06:30
|
|
|
uPen posted:We're never going to see Ronan again are we? This story just started in NSM time. This'll be running until like July or August.
|
|
#
?
Jan 20, 2017 06:40
|
|
|
uPen posted:We're never going to see Ronan again are we? Of course we are. He'll be in one panel, out cold, with Drax stepping on him, while Star Lord looks at Rocket and says "where the heck have you been?" followed by a close-up of Rocket's face as he says "Well, let me tell you about this spider-guy I met..." and that will be the end of the arc.
|
|
#
?
Jan 20, 2017 06:44
|
|
|
Ronan will appear from offscreen and fight Rocket for the garbage
|
|
#
?
Jan 20, 2017 06:47
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 10, 2024 16:45 |
|
|
Synthbuttrange posted:Ronan will appear from offscreen and fight Rocket for the garbage the panel will zoom out and show that the garbage can is actually on top of the sentry ronan is looking for
|
|
#
?
Jan 20, 2017 06:57
|
|