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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Eagles signed Dallas Thomas

gently caress

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

I'll miss dragging your avatar over other peoples' to create a cool checkerboard effect

My favorite was always slowly dragging the avatar over itself.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Eagles signed Dallas Thomas

gently caress

I assume the "gently caress" at the end there is because hes not very good....


edit...he played 1 unremarkable game for the fins last year...oh well

CyberPingu fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Jan 19, 2017

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

CyberPingu posted:

I assume the "gently caress" at the end there is because hes not very good....


edit...he played 1 unremarkable game for the fins last year...oh well

Wait do you seriously not know who Dallas Thomas is? His being cut sparked our comeback season. He's the worst guard in football.

He makes his whole line worse. Enjoy!

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Please stop talking like the Falcons have already won this.

If they lose, I will kill all of the offenders with a combination of my very special skills and superstition-originated white-hot anger.

tia

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Eagles signed Dallas Thomas

gently caress

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa











HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Oh no, Dallas Thomas?? He'll be terrible in that game they have in like eight drat months

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Eagles signed Dallas Thomas

gently caress

Probably better off with EDP

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Irsay in December: Luck won't need surgery

Today: Luck has surgery he needed in December (actually needed in 2015 because he wasn't fully recovered)

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
I just don't get why players wait on surgery. Kyle Long was IRed in November and has needed labrum surgery since. He waited, and isn't getting surgery until a couple weeks from now. What benefit is there to delaying your healing time and rehab by more than two months?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Wait do you seriously not know who Dallas Thomas is? His being cut sparked our comeback season. He's the worst guard in football.

He makes his whole line worse. Enjoy!

I cant imagine he starts, he wont make it past camp

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

fishing with the fam posted:

I just don't get why players wait on surgery. Kyle Long was IRed in November and has needed labrum surgery since. He waited, and isn't getting surgery until a couple weeks from now. What benefit is there to delaying your healing time and rehab by more than two months?

Wants to skip OTAs

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

fishing with the fam posted:

I just don't get why players wait on surgery. Kyle Long was IRed in November and has needed labrum surgery since. He waited, and isn't getting surgery until a couple weeks from now. What benefit is there to delaying your healing time and rehab by more than two months?

Most people don't want invasive surgery if there's a chance things will heal on their own with physical therapy

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Can physical therapy heal a torn labrum?

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

fishing with the fam posted:

Can physical therapy heal a torn labrum?

Not completely, but you can make it more manageable. Physical therapy is about rebuilding the strength in the shoulder to keep it together. If after awhile the doctor isn't seeing the results they like, that's probably when they're gonna recommend surgery.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Chris James 2 posted:

Irsay in December: Luck won't need surgery

Today: Luck has surgery he needed in December (actually needed in 2015 because he wasn't fully recovered)

Luck had the season he did while injured?

Man, if the Colts had a roster as good as any other sub-500 team in the league (besides the Browns), they would win the super bowl get beat in the AFC Championship game by the Patriots.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Huh. I thought pretty much all cartilage and ligament tears required surgery.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

fishing with the fam posted:

I just don't get why players wait on surgery. Kyle Long was IRed in November and has needed labrum surgery since. He waited, and isn't getting surgery until a couple weeks from now. What benefit is there to delaying your healing time and rehab by more than two months?

Sometimes doing surgery immediately isn't feasible. Inflammation, type of injury and anatomy might make it neccessary to rehab and hypertrophy certain muscles and connective tissue in order for the surgery to be performed successfully.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

fishing with the fam posted:

Huh. I thought pretty much all cartilage and ligament tears required surgery.

A sprain is a partial tear. A complete tear usually won't heal without surgery, but a partial tear will depending on the degree.

OSheaman
May 27, 2004

Heavy Fucking Metal
Fun Shoe

extendedsolo posted:

Every team they would beat this year is better than they are, which to me has been their biggest downfall.

this is an excellent sentence

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

swickles posted:

Sometimes doing surgery immediately isn't feasible. Inflammation, type of injury and anatomy might make it neccessary to rehab and hypertrophy certain muscles and connective tissue in order for the surgery to be performed successfully.

Okay, that makes sense. I hadn't considered that.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

v2vian man posted:

Oh no, Dallas Thomas?? He'll be terrible in that game they have in like eight drat months

So people should only react to things then? Or...?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

CyberPingu posted:

I cant imagine he starts, he wont make it past camp

Oh you hope this but he constantly finds ways to do well enough in camp your coaching staff* believes he can play backup snaps, such a utility!!

*coaching staff run by someone equivalent to dumbass Joe Philbin

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Amy Pole Her posted:

Oh you hope this but he constantly finds ways to do well enough in camp your coaching staff* believes he can play backup snaps, such a utility!!

*coaching staff run by someone equivalent to dumbass Joe Philbin

Didn't Thomas try out for Seattle and even they were like "naw, we good"?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Wait why is Blue Squares leaving :(?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Bad Moon posted:

Wait why is Blue Squares leaving :(?

The Cowboys finally broke his spirits.

Seems like what he's really doing is just trying to not post on the internet anymore, though.

edit:

lol, thanks for the red text, whoever.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Not sure. Maybe he should create a lengthy, self important gimmick post explaining it.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Bad Moon posted:

Wait why is Blue Squares leaving :(?

That hooters girl he took secret pictures of for the GDT finally decided to return his calls.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Blue squares is mark davis?

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Mark Davis hangs out at PF Changs, bot Hooters, although it may be his after hours spot.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Adams and Allison expected to play hooray :unsmith:

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Hot Diggity! posted:

Adams and Allison expected to play hooray :unsmith:
That is good if they can actually be effective.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

swickles posted:

Mark Davis hangs out at PF Changs, bot Hooters, although it may be his after hours spot.

https://twitter.com/Hooters/status/555518886544551936


Immediately after hiring Del Rio

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Stan Kroenke is trying to figure out how many more infants he can eat and murder to maintain his good looks and vanity and our pumpkin headed owner is trying to decide between boneless and traditional

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Chilichimp posted:

The Cowboys finally broke his spirits.

Seems like what he's really doing is just trying to not post on the internet anymore, though.

edit:

lol, thanks for the red text, whoever.

Oh makes sense. After THAT Super Bowl I couldn't even look at any sports news or forums for like six months.

I hope they stick around too many TFF brodawgs gone :(

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I am
Dallas Thomas

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Ehud posted:

I am
Dallas Thomas
u suck bro

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I thought you were Jay Fiedler Ray Lucas.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







6 months means a pretty substantial shoulder procedure

unless this is one of those things where surgeons remove like an ingrown toenail then says he doesn't know if the player will ever play again due to the severity of the injury

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Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Lol imagine having a team in the super bowl

What a bunch of nerds

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