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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

So now the same lunatic protests that gay people have to intermittently put up with are now expanding to straight white people? Good.


Yinlock posted:

dear middle sign person: im pretty sure god never said any of these things

The bible describes deoxyribonucleic acid in great detail. Read the bible, sinner.

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Serf posted:

wasn't this the plot to the new battlestar galactica

Yes. In the beginning when it had a plot.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Agean90 posted:

Most people who were in the military in the past 15 years sing his praises.


Otoh he was on the board of directors for a startup that wound up being a massive scam of I remember right

he's still somehow the most qualified person there atm

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

why are these people being targeted?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

"Uhhhh..... argh!! I need to go to the hospital, too!" Barbara bush

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

mannerup posted:

perry's confirmation hearing is done

biggest thing that will come out of it is the franken clip

How has no one photoshopped his head onto Slim Pickens' body riding the bomb at the end of Strangelove, yet?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

According to a new study, published in the September issue of Obstetrics and Gynecology, the spike in the mortality rate is difficult to explain “in the absence of war, natural disaster, or severe economic upheaval.”

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Majorian posted:

I think that's what he thinks this job's going to be like. I guarantee you, that's not going to be an option - especially when he's having trouble getting his administration in place.

And are you going to give him the indian rope burns to present that there is no other option?




Trump is a hedonist

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


noooo way

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Bethamphetamine posted:

So now the same lunatic protests that gay people have to intermittently put up with are now expanding to straight white people? Good.

well only if you are near a pizza parlor that hillary clinton and john podesta had child sex dungeons in allegedly*

*maybe

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Former pro wrestler Scott Steiner has come out with a statement about the soon to be president Donald Trump:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

ymgve posted:

why are these people being targeted?

~white people~

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

ymgve posted:

why are these people being targeted?

they're next door to Comet Ping Pong

unrelated:

https://twitter.com/TasneemN/status/822132021350858756

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

im actually a molecular gastronomy chef specializing in piss. my masterpiece is a dessert where the piss comes out of the hooker ALREADY FROZEN

its deconstructed piss. we start with a creatinine foam, roll it in a mixture of calcium phosphate and calcium oxalate to give it texture and presence, and then dress it with a balsalmic and uric reduction

the utensils are actually frozen asparagus hand carved into drinking straws

Serf
May 5, 2011


trump is gonna love being president and he will only do the work he wants to do because who gon stop him

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Taiwan's in full on troll mode and it rules lmbo

Taiwan Ex-Premier Heading Delegation to Trump Inauguration

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


Well here we are

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
He's a lazy, angry, fast food addicted pill popper with a personal doctor he picked primarily because he kisses his rear end, who's going from shady money swindling real estate guy/Reality TV personality to one of the most stressfull jobs in the world...when he couldn't even be arsed into sleeping on the trail when campaigning.

I think he'll err towards loving up the job and staying alive, but he's easily the best test case we could come up with if we wanted to see if even the minimum amount of Presidenting can kill a man (or country).

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Von Sloneker posted:

they're next door to Comet Ping Pong

unrelated:

https://twitter.com/TasneemN/status/822132021350858756

i like how she abruptly stops and looks upset lol

horrific things happened in that plane

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Von Sloneker posted:

they're next door to Comet Ping Pong

unrelated:

https://twitter.com/TasneemN/status/822132021350858756

yeah but all the signs are about the bad ~~gays~~ and standard evangelical bullshit, where are they protesting the (non-existing) pedos?

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/TimAlberta/status/822143848600260610
lol

Serf
May 5, 2011


no matter what happens, the american people lose

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

ymgve posted:

yeah but all the signs are about the bad ~~gays~~ and standard evangelical bullshit, where are they protesting the (non-existing) pedos?

All gays are pedophiles

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
It's not a well-kept secret that Melania and Fuckface are separated.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

paranoid randroid posted:

isnt one of the nominees for secretary of agriculture some boring red state democrat

so uh however many people it takes for the secretary of agriculture to assume the presidency

Sonny Purdue was actually the first republican governor of Georgia since reconstruction.

He's probably okay tbh.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


nm.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

pathetic little tramp posted:

It's not a well-kept secret that Melania and Fuckface are separated.

I really hope "latest guy Melania is banging in Trump Tower" becomes a thing

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

And are you going to give him the indian rope burns to present that there is no other option?




Trump is a hedonist

His WH staff members are going to be rushing around like crazy, bugging him at all hours of the day and night, to get him to make a coherent decision on issues A through Z. He can refuse to make those decisions, but they're not going to leave him alone.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Majorian posted:

His WH staff members are going to be rushing around like crazy, bugging him at all hours of the day and night, to get him to make a coherent decision on issues A through Z. He can refuse to make those decisions, but they're not going to leave him alone.

They will fetch him pizza and burgers and piss

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


no you were right the first time, Shut Up Serf

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Yinlock posted:

no you were right the first time, Shut Up Serf

ok fair enough


serf you don't need to make the same "HAHAHA DEMOCRATS SUCK!!! EVERYHTING WILL BE BAD FOREVER!!!" post five dozen times a day.

Serf
May 5, 2011


Majorian posted:

His WH staff members are going to be rushing around like crazy, bugging him at all hours of the day and night, to get him to make a coherent decision on issues A through Z. He can refuse to make those decisions, but they're not going to leave him alone.

its gonna be funny when this exact thing happens, and he literally just makes pence/pubis/bannon make the decision lol

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Majorian posted:

His WH staff members are going to be rushing around like crazy, bugging him at all hours of the day and night, to get him to make a coherent decision on issues A through Z. He can refuse to make those decisions, but they're not going to leave him alone.

he'll just forward the decisions to his secretary over the phone

the secretary that sounds a lot like russian dictator vladimir putin

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

brugroffil posted:

ok fair enough


serf you don't need to make the same "HAHAHA DEMOCRATS SUCK!!! EVERYHTING WILL BE BAD FOREVER!!!" post five dozen times a day.

each of us is broken in our own way.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

god forbid ppl make a bad post

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/PhilipRucker/status/822145136918429696

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I can't tell how many calories this burrito has

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


EugeneJ posted:

I really hope "latest guy Melania is banging in Trump Tower" becomes a thing

How ironic if he literally becomes the cucked president

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Serf posted:

its gonna be funny when this exact thing happens, and he literally just makes pence/pubis/bannon make the decision lol

The real fun starts when news outlets start making noise about him not doing the job and then he gets mad and decides to start actually doing it.

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Majorian posted:

His WH staff members are going to be rushing around like crazy, bugging him at all hours of the day and night, to get him to make a coherent decision on issues A through Z. He can refuse to make those decisions, but they're not going to leave him alone.

hes not going to hire a staff

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