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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

My fetish:

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HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Hemingway To Go! posted:

People who krustypost don't want to gently caress a clown having a heart attack

Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hemingway To Go! posted:

It's a meme not a fetish.

There is a difference.

People who krustypost don't want to gently caress a clown having a heart attack

Sorry. :saddowns: Since it was anime, my first though was "Of course somebody is whacking it to anime girl puking everywhere."

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

whiteyfats posted:

Sorry. :saddowns: Since it was anime, my first though was "Of course somebody is whacking it to anime girl puking everywhere."
I'm not naive enough to think that there isn't someone out there doing exactly that.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

It's funny but a slow burn so not ha-ha funny

Pendragon
Jun 18, 2003

HE'S WATCHING YOU

Hemingway To Go! posted:

It's a meme not a fetish.

There is a difference.

People who krustypost don't want to gently caress a clown having a heart attack

Oh come on, really? This is the Internet. Is there really any chance that there isn't someone out there cranking one out to that picture RIGHT NOW?

The difference between a goon and a regular person was that a regular person would look at a picture of a pony that was transforming into a car while wearing a diaper and having tentacles for arms and ask, "Why the hell would someone make this picture?" while a goon would say, "Yup, someone masturbated to that."

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Pendragon posted:

Oh come on, really? This is the Internet. Is there really any chance that there isn't someone out there cranking one out to that picture RIGHT NOW?

The difference between a goon and a regular person was that a regular person would look at a picture of a pony that was transforming into a car while wearing a diaper and having tentacles for arms and ask, "Why the hell would someone make this picture?" while a goon would say, "Yup, someone masturbated to that."

u got a link ti that pic? asking for a friend

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.

im pooping! posted:

u got a link ti that pic? asking for a friend

I'm imagining you pooping and wanking it to that picture and now I want a picture of that. For a friend.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Trastion posted:

I'm imagining you pooping and wanking it to that picture and now I want a picture of that. For a friend.

i was llying the picture is for me and i cantt give u that picture cause i have no friends and i cant frame a selfie to convey all the requested details, sorry goon

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
There are people masturbating to the posts in this thread. Take comfort that your shitposting is helping some lonely goon achieve orgasm.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Tenchi Muyo gets me wet posted:

There are people masturbating to the posts in this thread. Take comfort that your shitposting is helping some lonely goon achieve orgasm.

The least you could do now is help with the clean-up

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Man, those dogs Do. Not. Give. a. gently caress.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

It's a political cartoon in real life.

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Lizard Combatant posted:

Anyone else read this in Mark Corrigan's voice?

Read in David Mitchell's voice, actually.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Tenchi Muyo gets me wet posted:

There are people masturbating to the posts in this thread. Take comfort that your shitposting is helping some lonely goon achieve orgasm.

I type all my posts with my penis (which explains my terrible spelling). If I don't finish the sentence I'm writing that's when you'll know I've

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Vietnamwees posted:

Man, those dogs Do. Not. Give. a. gently caress.
They very much do.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

frankenfreak posted:

They very much do.

Well, one of them does.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Only one of them. The other one is receiving.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

RyokoTK posted:

Well, one of them does.
Actually, we can only say with certainty that half of one does.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
kangaroid

flowinprose
Sep 11, 2001

Where were you? .... when they built that ladder to heaven...

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
kangaroo jacked

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey



Nothing new, but of course cat memes date back to before the internet :3:

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Next Young Pope episode looking good

Super Dan
Jan 26, 2006

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I type all my posts with my penis (which explains my terrible spelling). If I don't finish the sentence I'm writing that's when you'll know I've

Just make sure to clean all the goop out of your keyboard

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Super Dan posted:

Just make sure to clean all the goop out of your keyboard

gently caress YOOOOOOU

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I made that "keep your fork, there's pie" image, sorry to bust your bubbles

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Kwyndig posted:

Nothing new, but of course cat memes date back to before the internet :3:

The earliest known captioned photographs of cats date back to the early 1870s:

http://www.photohistory-sussex.co.uk/BTNPointerCats.htm

Captioned images of cats date back to at least the ancient Egyptians and probably earlier. Paintings of cats actually predate written human language by at least 5,000 years.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

I've been looking for this picture! Thanks!

:3:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
All known human technology has the same history, shortly after invention and design.

Create thing for intended purpose>Find way to use it for sexual reason>Find use to use on animal.

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004

Geocities Homepage King posted:

All those penguins in Antarctica are into some really hosed up poo poo.

yeah I guess living in a cold, dark, isolated basement continent turns you into a real pervert

quote:

"The pamphlet, declined for publication with the official Scott expedition reports, commented on the frequency of sexual activity, auto-erotic behaviour, and seemingly aberrant behaviour of young unpaired males and females, including necrophilia, sexual coercion, sexual and physical abuse of chicks and homosexual behaviour," states the analysis written by Russell and colleagues William Sladen and David Ainley. "His observations were, however, accurate, valid and, with the benefit of hindsight, deserving of publication."

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/jun/09/sex-depravity-penguins-scott-antarctic

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Between this and that elephant poop video it's turning into a banner year to be on SA

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey



I didn't even know dogs could make that face.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

VendaGoat posted:

Create thing for intended purpose>Find way to use it for sexual reason>Find use to use on animal.

Kwyndig posted:

I didn't even know dogs could make that face.

:raise:

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


Dang, that photo was going to be so good

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I also take all my landscape photos in portrait.

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