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"I got a bread maker for Christmas. This is how my first loaf came out"
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gentle pete posted:"I got a bread maker for Christmas. This is how my first loaf came out" How is this even possible, I suck at cooking and I have never had this happen with my bread maker, it's literally "dump poo poo in, wait a few hours, bread" messed up ingredients list maybe?
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Jan 19, 2017 05:51
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gentle pete posted:"I got a bread maker for Christmas. This is how my first loaf came out" I don't think that actually qualifies as a "loaf"
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Jan 19, 2017 05:52
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Code Jockey posted:How is this even possible, I suck at cooking and I have never had this happen with my bread maker, it's literally "dump poo poo in, wait a few hours, bread" I have had this happen! I have a nice bread maker and I love it. It loving killed me that sometimes my loaves would come out like that. After eliminating the usual suspects (yeast going bad is the most likely in this situation) it turns out that if you smooth out the ingredients as you put them in and not just let them pile up in a cone like a animal, then your loaf goes all fucky. Took many loaves to figure it out, but my bread game is under control.
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Jan 19, 2017 06:52
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Code Jockey posted:How is this even possible, I suck at cooking and I have never had this happen with my bread maker, it's literally "dump poo poo in, wait a few hours, bread" I think maybe "didn't read instructions, just guessed ingredients despite never having made bread before"?
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Jan 19, 2017 06:52
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Phimosissy posted:I don't think that actually qualifies as a "loaf" Yeah. I would see a doctor if my loaf was coming out looking like that.
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Jan 19, 2017 07:04
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gentle pete posted:"I got a bread maker for Christmas. This is how my first loaf came out" I'm sorry sir, your Bread has stage IV loaf cancer 
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Jan 19, 2017 07:07
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Code Jockey posted:spapeggy and meatballs spagooter
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Jan 19, 2017 09:10
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gentle pete posted:"I got a bread maker for Christmas. This is how my first loaf came out" this looks like that leg pic. you know which one.
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Jan 19, 2017 09:43
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just make your own bread all you need is an oven ffs bread is so easy to make why
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Jan 19, 2017 10:00
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Yeah but breadmakers have timers. You can set it to wake you with the aroma of baked bread
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Jan 19, 2017 10:04
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Sociopastry posted:just Bread is easy but not convenient to make. Bread makers make it incredibly convenient as well as easy.
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Jan 19, 2017 10:09
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gentle pete posted:"I got a bread maker for Christmas. This is how my first loaf came out" Repurpose it as a centerpiece for your beautiful Death Valley diorama,
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Jan 19, 2017 10:16
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Time for one of the classics of AFP
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Jan 19, 2017 12:07
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axolotl farmer posted:Time for one of the classics of AFP 
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Jan 19, 2017 12:10
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Jan 19, 2017 19:24
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Synthbuttrange posted:Yeah but breadmakers have timers. bread with a lovely crust and crumb, when you can do all of 30 minutes of combined labor and know what heaven is like
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Jan 19, 2017 19:27
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Making a sandwich out of whatever you have lying around is understandable, but if all you've got left is a single mushroom and some cat food maybe it's worth the effort to go to the store.
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Jan 19, 2017 19:30
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sardines are not cat food 
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Jan 19, 2017 19:52
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That looks more like canned salmon to me.
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Jan 19, 2017 19:54
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Sardines are cool and good.
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Jan 19, 2017 19:55
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whiteyfats posted:Sardines are cool and good. Beach Cliff herring steaks in Louisiana hotsauce.
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Jan 19, 2017 21:17
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whiteyfats posted:Sardines are cool and good.  but also raw mushrooms are poo poo
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Jan 19, 2017 21:59
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BraveUlysses posted:sardines are not cat food Yeah I wouldn't even give that garbage to my cat.
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Jan 19, 2017 22:03
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There are bread machines that use pods now. http://www.sunbeam.ca/en_CA/kitchen-appliances/breadmakers/sunbeam-easy-bread-capsule-breadmaker/CKSBEBC1000-033.html This will soon be wifi enabled for no goddamn reason.
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Jan 19, 2017 22:09
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Oh, brave new world, to have such people in it. Pod-powered bread machines! What a time to be alive.
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Jan 19, 2017 22:34
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XYZ posted:There are bread machines that use pods now.
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Jan 19, 2017 22:57
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There's more than a few recipes out there along the lines of "huge glob of dough in the fridge, cut off a piece, shape into ball, rise, bake." Result: delicious bread for less effort than I usually spend on dinner, cheap as hell. Breadmakers suck.
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Jan 19, 2017 23:13
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One step closer to the Pizza Hut condom
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Jan 19, 2017 23:19
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mng posted:One step closer to the Pizza Hut condom My money is on Digiorno reaching this level of microwave pizza technology first.
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Jan 19, 2017 23:57
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MariusLecter posted:My money is on Digiorno reaching this level of microwave pizza technology first. Now thinking about this, if it was that small why would you bother ordering out for it, just have a box of 10 in the freezer. At least they should have had a pneumatic pizza delivery system then rehydrator.
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Jan 20, 2017 00:20
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gentle pete posted:"I got a bread maker for Christmas. This is how my first loaf came out" Would look good if you photoshopped it in a creekbed under a foot of water. Before...  After! 
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Jan 20, 2017 03:08
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XYZ posted:There are bread machines that use pods now. http://howdymart.com/petrus-pe8500w...m-function.html "Multi-functional WIFI Enabled App Control Cloud Recipe Brushed Stainless Steel Bread Maker with Ice-cream Function"
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Jan 20, 2017 04:08
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gentle pete posted:"I got a bread maker for Christmas. This is how my first loaf came out" i didn't know rocks could get diseases
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Jan 20, 2017 04:16
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mng posted:One step closer to the Pizza Hut condom What is that from?
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Jan 20, 2017 04:22
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Samizdata posted:What is that from? Back to the future part 2
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Jan 20, 2017 04:28
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"I ran out of pizza sauce so I used spaghettios"
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Jan 20, 2017 04:28
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Back to the Future 2 I believe Edit: late as gently caress
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Jan 20, 2017 04:30
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PenguinKnight posted:i didn't know rocks could get diseases They can, oddly enough. It's the Engis that are immune to diseases. They can still get a virus though.
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Aesop Poprock posted:"I ran out of pizza sauce so I used spaghettios"
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