TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Count Roland: Oct 6, 2013

Is there a stream of this that is already going? If so, where?

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:18

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 20:43

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

MAGA420X3

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:18

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

bob dole being wheelchaired in

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:18

Martout: Aug 8, 2007; None so deprived

Suddenly!

The orchestra switches tune!

Is... is that JEB!'s song!?

OH. MY. GOD!

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:18

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Count Roland posted:

Is there a stream of this that is already going? If so, where?

cspam
https://www.c-span.org/video/?42159...campaign=buffer

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:18

Endless Trash: Aug 12, 2007

rear end cobra posted:

Its not, you'll wake up in Clintons America any minute now

You fell asleep on your couch. You wake up and sure enough it's November 8h. The big city votes finally came in just like all the newscasters said they would and shifted all those swing states into the deepest, vibrant and reassuring shade of blue you've ever seen.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:18

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Count Roland posted:

Is there a stream of this that is already going? If so, where?

hit me with that cloudy trump stream

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:19

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

It's Bubba time!! (also his wife)

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:19

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Hillary arriving now

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:19

1994 Toyota Celica: Sep 11, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

the c-span stream is amazing

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:19

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/DannyEFreeman/status/822463526451154944
"Dick Cheney. Darth Vader. Satan. That's power. It only helps us when they (liberals) get it wrong. When they're blind to who we are and what we're doing,"

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:20

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

lmao Dick Cheney is still alive

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:20

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HERE TODAY MADAM SECRETARY

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:20

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Spoondick posted:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/johnwasik/2017/01/20/trumps-stealth-health-plan-could-be-medicare-for-all/#484c99d52e22

lol trump is gonna give everyone medicare... call it magacare

Isn't this a good thing? Granted this won't happen and the person writing this article is going off pure speculation but isn't this what a lot of Democrats wanted anyway?

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:20

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

*trump comes to after a 2 year-long joose bender*

"Mr president! Wake up! The people are getting unruly, they want to hear your inauguration speech!"

*slow zoom on trump's "awww poo poo" face*

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme fades in*

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:21

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Martout posted:

is that Sober Boner wtf?

It's definitely Boehner, I wouldn't bet a dime on him being sober.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:22

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

im dick's stetson

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:22

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Internet Webguy posted:

What is this??
Is this not America?
This is not China!
This is not Russia!
This is not the place where they brought down the wall, this is America!
We have the right to say what we want to say,
we have the right to do what we want to do,
and what I do in my house, you might not do in your house!
So what I do in my house is my business!
And the simple fact of it all is that we are BONDED by the First Amendment!
We have the freedom of EXPRESSION!
We have the freedom of CHOICE!
And you, Chinese, black, green, purple, Jew,
YOU have the right to listen to whoever you want to, and even the 2 Live Crew!
So all you right-wingers, left-wingers, bigots, Communists,
there IS a place for you in this world!
Because this is the land of the FREE, the home of the BRAVE!
And 2 Live is what we are!

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:22

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bannon is cool as gently caress.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:22

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

lmao this parade of miserable dems

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:22

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

I think you brought the wrong chant sheet

https://twitter.com/doryelizabeth_/status/822462734180765696

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:22

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

Louisgod posted:

Isn't this a good thing? Granted this won't happen and the person writing this article is going off pure speculation but isn't this what a lot of Democrats wanted anyway?

it would totally be a good thing, if this wasnt another of trumps lies, and even if hes 100% honest, congress will never allow it

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:22

orange sky: May 7, 2007

So any antifa stuff happening yet?

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:23

Martout: Aug 8, 2007; None so deprived

frankenfreak posted:

It's definitely Boehner, I wouldn't bet a dime on him being sober.

I know, he's doing his best to not fall over or drool on himself hahaha

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:23

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Baloogan posted:

when u realize u really have to do this job

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:23

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

orange sky posted:

So any antifa stuff happening yet?

bikers for trump showed up and the antifa realized they all had dinner in the oven

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:24

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

my livestream has gotten extremely boring lol

its just staring at two marines for about five minutes now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3LlPJ1wpkE

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:24

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/822464638239576064

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:24

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

DoctorGonzo posted:

Bannon is cool as gently caress.

someone post the quote where he praises Satan's immense power

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:24

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

seriously kellyanne, what

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:24

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

murked by dragon posted:

someone post the quote where he praises Satan's immense power

i already did :twisted:

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:24

Fiction: Apr 28, 2011

CubsWoo posted:

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HERE TODAY MADAM SECRETARY

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

he's your president too buddy

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:24

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

CubsWoo posted:

I think you brought the wrong chant sheet

https://twitter.com/doryelizabeth_/status/822462734180765696

No one likes the guy that starts that chant up.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:24

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/293428467507281921

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:24

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

murked by dragon posted:

someone post the quote where he praises Satan's immense power

You are doubting Satan?

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:25

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; Can't post for 22 days!

Kellyanne Conway is cosplaying an anime revolutionary soldier.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:25

Glimm: Jul 27, 2005; Time is only gonna pass you by

Is the Trump News Network coming online at noon or do we think that'll take until Monday?

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:25

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Louisgod posted:

Isn't this a good thing? Granted this won't happen and the person writing this article is going off pure speculation but isn't this what a lot of Democrats wanted anyway?

lol if Trump gets impeached after proposing single-payer health care. You know Pence won't support that.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:25

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/293428467507281921

Not watching that, but I bet he was super gracious, right?

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:25

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 20:43

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

consumed by normies posted:

seriously kellyanne, what

frankenfreak posted:

I see she's been raiding Michele Bachmann's closet.

Hope she didn't disturb Marcus while there.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:26

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