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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Yeah hahah kiimo, it's too bad you had to edit out that story about how Anne Hatheway is really nice and cool. I understand though :)
quickly! quickly! Before she narrows onto our location

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Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
kiimo enters his office and sits back down at his desk. Time to edit that story about Hathaway out. As his hands hover above the keyboard, he hears a rustle behind him.

kiimo turns his head slightly. Something is there. Behind the office plant. There she is. The dead shark eyes of Anne Hathaway dispassionately regard him from between the leaves.

"clever girl" he breathes. she pounces

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
^^^^Now you've done it!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwjtdOqTmrA
This looks pretty good. Totally thought it was Tom Hardy in a zombie movie for a second though
The true story of Percy Fawcett, as directed by the dude who did We Own the Night. Never saw that

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
"From the producers that brought you 12 Years a Slave" is pretty funny though, guess that's just Brad Pitt & Friends
I guess "From the director that brought you Little Odessa, The Immigrant, and We Own the Night!" wouldn't have much punch
Least Pitt didn't shove himself into this one with an awkward accent

Punkin Spunkin fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Jan 20, 2017

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

kiimo enters his office and sits back down at his desk. Time to edit that story about Diaz out. As his hands hover above the keyboard, he hears a rustle behind him.

kiimo turns his head slightly. Something is there. Behind the office plant. There she is. The dead shark eyes of Cameron Diaz dispassionately regard him from between the leaves.

"clever girl" he breathes. she pounces

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

kiimo enters his office and sits back down at his desk. Time to edit that story about Fields out. As his hands hover above the keyboard, he hears a rustle behind him.

kiimo turns his head slightly. Something is there. Behind the office plant. There she is. The dead shark eyes of Sally Fields dispassionately regard him from between the leaves.

"clever girl" he breathes. she pounces

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Punkin Spunkin posted:

^^^^Now you've done it!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwjtdOqTmrA
This looks pretty good. Totally thought it was Tom Hardy in a zombie movie for a second though
The true story of Percy Fawcett, as directed by the dude who did We Own the Night. Never saw that

Thought Brad Pitt was aging backwards again.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

I will be forever disappointed that I missed that kiimo story. I also hate Anne Hathaway for somewhat personal reasons.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

You can't trick me into telling you, Anne.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Anne drugged me and left me for dead in Mexico

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Noooo, I missed the why Kiimo hates Anne Hathaway story!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

kiimo enters his office and sits back down at his desk. Time to edit that story about Hathaway out. As his hands hover above the keyboard, he hears a rustle behind him.

kiimo turns his head slightly. Something is there. Behind the office plant. There she is. The dead shark eyes of Anne Hathaway dispassionately regard him from between the leaves.

"clever girl" he breathes. she pounces

Anne uh, hath a way.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

It's okay really, I would hate Anne Hathaway because of the odd way she pronounces "airport" too!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



at least he didnt tell the story about keira knightley bringing a gun through airport security

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

teagone posted:

Noooo, I missed the why Kiimo hates Anne Hathaway story!
It about how anne Hathaway is really cool and nice and kiimo doesn't like cool and nice people

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Punkin Spunkin posted:

It about how anne Hathaway is really cool and nice and kiimo doesn't like cool and nice people

Maybe she should give him a hug to cheer the curmudgeon up like a modern Scrooge

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Lol yall dont even remember last time this happened?

I think this was during US Marshalls; Tommy Lee Jones walked all the way from location to Kiimo's office. He stood above him for a while as Kiimo tried to keep editing. Tommy Lee breathing through his nose heavily. Sighing & putting a hand on his hip, still maintaining eyecontact.

At last he said it: "I cannot sanction your buffoonery"

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcGbJRcJ7Rc

e. maybe :nws: for butts, sorry for the late notice

Dillbag fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Jan 21, 2017

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Trailer for the JonBenet Ramsey documentary. A little girl dressed as Ramsey asks you if you know who killed her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxrUIiJ4rGg

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Powaqoatse posted:

Lol yall dont even remember last time this happened?

I think this was during US Marshalls; Tommy Lee Jones walked all the way from location to Kiimo's office. He stood above him for a while as Kiimo tried to keep editing. Tommy Lee breathing through his nose heavily. Sighing & putting a hand on his hip, still maintaining eyecontact.

At last he said it: "I cannot sanction your buffoonery"

Now I'm imagining Kiimo at his desk and Tommy Lee Jones walks in in a giant chicken suit.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

The MSJ posted:

Trailer for the JonBenet Ramsey documentary. A little girl dressed as Ramsey asks you if you know who killed her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxrUIiJ4rGg

Her brother. There, that was easy!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The MSJ posted:

Trailer for the JonBenet Ramsey documentary. A little girl dressed as Ramsey asks you if you know who killed her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxrUIiJ4rGg

I really don't want to watch this.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Powaqoatse posted:

I really don't want to watch this.

They're having a little bit too much fun with JonBenet.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Return to Return to Nuke 'Em High finally has a trailer. Part 1 came out like 3 years ago, it kinda sucks to see Troma struggle with releasing their movies nowadays. They had a kickstarter to raise completion funds for this movie a while back, but it's been in post production for so drat long, I doubt anyone's getting any of the kickstarter goal prizes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tee33q5nZMU&t=3s

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

ruddiger posted:

Return to Return to Nuke 'Em High finally has a trailer. Part 1 came out like 3 years ago, it kinda sucks to see Troma struggle with releasing their movies nowadays. They had a kickstarter to raise completion funds for this movie a while back, but it's been in post production for so drat long, I doubt anyone's getting any of the kickstarter goal prizes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tee33q5nZMU&t=3s

lol Troma, we're so bad we don't even understand how to resize properly (0:45)

Also maybe want to tag that as :nws: for a metric poo poo ton of nudity?

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Punkin Spunkin posted:

^^^^Now you've done it!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwjtdOqTmrA
This looks pretty good. Totally thought it was Tom Hardy in a zombie movie for a second though
The true story of Percy Fawcett, as directed by the dude who did We Own the Night. Never saw that

Why do people insist on trying to make Charlie Hunham a thing.

he's not, he's been an inscrutable blond man-slab since Undeclared.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.

Shageletic posted:

inscrutable blond man-slab

Not a bad forum name. And yeah, Hunnam joins the ranks of Courtney and Worthington on being failures as tamped-down leading men who aren't allowed to have a personality. Hopefully a supporting role will let them shine through (Worthington makes a class A dirtball in Ayer's film)

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

Shageletic posted:

Why do people insist on trying to make Charlie Hunham a thing.

he's not, he's been an inscrutable blond man-slab since Undeclared.

I like him in that movie where him and Elijah Wood pretend to be tough soccer football hooligans.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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Dillbag posted:

lol Troma, we're so bad we don't even understand how to resize properly (0:45)

Also maybe want to tag that as :nws: for a metric poo poo ton of nudity?

He already said it was a Troma movie.

The only good thing about that trailer is the cameo from Sergeant Kabukiman.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Ryan Murphy's Crawford v Davis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qDm9D422tQ

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Speaking of Charlie Hunnam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=864zcREOnzg

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

That little punching thing he's doing looks ridiculous.

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


Why are they posting a weird teaser like that, there is a full trailer out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rbPTQIdjmY

I think it looks kinda neat in like a heavy metal sort of way.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Why is Arthur dressed like an extra in a Macklemore music video

kiimo posted:

That little punching thing he's doing looks ridiculous.

He looks like he's throwing a little tantrum

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Hakkesshu posted:

Why are they posting a weird teaser like that, there is a full trailer out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rbPTQIdjmY

I think it looks kinda neat in like a heavy metal sort of way.

I hate it. Trailer and concept.

Pump it up! Do it!
Oct 3, 2012

Hakkesshu posted:

Why are they posting a weird teaser like that, there is a full trailer out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rbPTQIdjmY

I think it looks kinda neat in like a heavy metal sort of way.

After seeing the young pope I have high hopes for Jude Law as the villain but Hunham is just so dull that it's probably going to be bad.

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.
Excalibur is the gold standard for the Arthurian stories as far as I'm concerned. All retellings since then are too prosaic - everything looks drab and everyone involved has had a fetish with grounding the stories in reality.

At least Merlin looks like he's slinging a bit of magic around in this one.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

kiimo posted:

Anne uh, hath a way.

wow

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
I think it could be OK, and the high fantasy stuff could be fun. I'm actually in the minority because I like Charlie Hunnam (as seen in Pacific Rim and Crimson Peak).

I also haven't liked a Guy Ritchie film since Snatch so we'll see.

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MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I like Charlie Hunnam, I just think he's just always been in absolutely abysmal feature scripts and seems bland as hell as a result.

I may be biased by how pretty he is though.

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