TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew This poll is closed.
	500562	49.92%
	139	0.01%
	153	0.02%
	500888	49.95%
	940	0.09%
Total:	1002682 votes

[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Also funny they managed to have a march on every island in Hawaii and multiple ones in Alaska

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:21

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 9, 2024 22:37

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Sir Tonk posted:

lol @whataburger is following Trump on twitter

Isnt whataburfer super christian and :911:

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:21

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

as a hockey fan i hope at some point people sing-song him with "crybaby" just to see if he is willing to launch nuclear weapons against his own subjects

also i bet he really unironically thought everyone would love him after he recycled a campaign speech to use at his inauguration

as a wrestling fan: same

"You're a pisshog!" *clap clap clapclapclap*

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:21

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

https://twitter.com/JohnDingell/status/822942794436198400

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:22

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/822756556005588992

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:22

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

4 am press conference:

*Spicer unveils a crudely drawn picture of a tortoise*

Mr president saw this in his dream just now, uncovering the mystery of its meaning is of national importance

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:23

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

i watched a piers morgan documentary a few weeks ago while being incredibly high and oh my god i always avoided him until now but what a massive twat

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:23

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

reminder: Piers Morgan has a dedicated tweetdeck column searching for his name at all times

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:23

Idiot Kicker: Jun 13, 2007

TotalHell posted:

as a wrestling fan: same

"You're a pisshog!" *clap clap clapclapclap*

There was that ECW show where they relentlessly jumped on Randy Orton and well, I am not NOT telling you to do this

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:23

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

https://twitter.com/IvanTheK/status/822942731488133121

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:24

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

DryGoods posted:

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/822756556005588992

can we punch this dingus in the mouth too

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:24

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

DryGoods posted:

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/822756556005588992

https://twitter.com/Seanbabydotcom/status/822944359532236800

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:24

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

as a hockey fan i hope at some point people sing-song him with "crybaby" just to see if he is willing to launch nuclear weapons against his own subjects

also i bet he really unironically thought everyone would love him after he recycled a campaign speech to use at his inauguration

He's spent 18 months talking to yes men and crowds of worshiping followers. He sincerely and totally believed that he was loved and the polls were bullshit. He won the election and he genuinely dismisses the fact that he got way less votes. Reality is a shock.

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:24

Ayin: Jan 6, 2010; Have a great day.

The Brown Menace posted:

I hope press conferences just turn into elaborate presentations of trump's stream of thought

the american gaddafi, eh

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:25

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

https://twitter.com/AnshelPfeffer/status/822947363912372229

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:26

Robert Plant: Jan 6, 2015

There is a decent portion of the population who voted for this guy because they genuinely and without reservation believe that he is prepared and equipped to fix all of their problems

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:26

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Ayin posted:

the american gaddafi, eh

"SOMEONE PUT DRUGS IN THE MEDIAS NESCAFE ESPECIALLY THOSE WHORES PROTESTING AGIANST ME"

-- the next white house presser.

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:27

LinYutang: Oct 12, 2016; NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!

HorseRenoir posted:

https://twitter.com/KBAndersen/status/822815468826267648

im the march in rural northern alaska

is that a march in Moab, Utah :wow:

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:27

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

mannerup fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Feb 2, 2017

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:27

Concerned Citizen: Jul 22, 2007; Ramrod XTreme

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/VOANews/status/822942768544841728

oh. my. god.

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:27

Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

Robert Plant posted:

There is a decent portion of the population who voted for this guy because they genuinely and without reservation believe that he is prepared and equipped to fix all of their problems

yeah, uh, do they still believe this? are trump voters swinging against him now?

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:27

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

And I mean, for what I suspect is the last time I ever say this, to be fair to Trump it probably genuinely fucks with your head when millions of people around the globe march in unity against YOU. Like, not a thing or an idea. Just YOU.

Trump's a deranged narcissists and today was probably really bad for that.

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:27

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

I bet the dude who punched that Pepe button-wearing Nazi is feeling pretty good about himself right now.

As he should.

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:28

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/822943413246926848

that's a spicy minister

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:28

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Woof Blitzer posted:

Also funny they managed to have a march on every island in Hawaii and multiple ones in Alaska

https://twitter.com/adndotcom/status/822923419805106176

https://twitter.com/LcbrawnerLydia/status/822915140152688641

what snow

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:28

Robert Plant: Jan 6, 2015

Pollyanna posted:

yeah, uh, do they still believe this? are trump voters swinging against him now?

Oh hell no

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:29

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

STAC Goat posted:

And I mean, for what I suspect is the last time I ever say this, to be fair to Trump it probably genuinely fucks with your head when millions of people around the globe march in unity against YOU. Like, not a thing or an idea. Just YOU.

Trump's a deranged narcissists and today was probably really bad for that.

he is insulated from that reality

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:29

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

I'm digging this new theme of immediately ducking out of official hearings to blatantly avoid any questions whatsoever like a coward.

Like it? It's a little something my party and I cooked up. We just keep on innovating, don't we?

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:29

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Pollyanna posted:

yeah, uh, do they still believe this? are trump voters swinging against him now?

I hate to break it to you but trump voters didnt swing against him when he sexually asaulted women so it will take them being stripped of their healthcare and dying early to really change their minds.

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:29

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

prefect posted:

https://twitter.com/AnshelPfeffer/status/822947363912372229

*jumbotron turns on*

Big Brother here with the two minutes of hate, but first we want to correct the record on some lying inner party members spreading fake news about us not having always been at with Eurasia

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:30

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/adndotcom/status/822923419805106176

https://twitter.com/LcbrawnerLydia/status/822915140152688641

what snow

[the good poo poo meme]

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:30

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

STAC Goat posted:

And I mean, for what I suspect is the last time I ever say this, to be fair to Trump it probably genuinely fucks with your head when millions of people around the globe march in unity against YOU. Like, not a thing or an idea. Just YOU.

Trump's a deranged narcissists and today was probably really bad for that.

its not every day i get to say this, but im glad i contributed to directly loving with the presidents mental well-being

# ? Jan 22, 2017 00:30