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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

lol Melania is in way over her head and never thought people would vote in her idiot rapist sugar daddy to be President.

SpaceGoku posted:

I feel a little bad for her because she got duped by the whims of fate but yeah I'm guessing her plan was something like "marry this rich old slob, wait until I hit my mid-30s and he loses interest in me, then divorce him and collect a fat paycheck"

then nov 8th happened, woops

I mean, it probably works out better for her. She gets to spend a ton of time living in another state as him and he'll probably die a lot sooner now. And if she plays her cards right she'll come out of it a lifelong loved celebrity because we as a society have a long precedent to not blame the wife.

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Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


So off in the parallel universe where Hillary won, did Bill get escorted down the stairs on the arm of an officer?

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Powered Descent posted:

So off in the parallel universe where Hillary won, did Bill get escorted down the stairs on the arm of an officer?

2 female officers on each side yes

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Agrajag posted:

the little extra hand grasp?clasp? as thanks for the marine by michelle is very nice

Yeah that made me all :3:

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

STAC Goat posted:

I mean, it probably works out better for her. She gets to spend a ton of time living in another state as him and he'll probably die a lot sooner now. And if she plays her cards right she'll come out of it a lifelong loved celebrity because we as a society have a long precedent to not blame the wife.
Are you being serious or is this the most savage Hilary joke I've ever seen?

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Agreed :hf:

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

DryGoods posted:

That's my favorite part of those gifs if no one noticed it yet.

I also like how she looks him in the eyes and says "thank you"

and then trump winces and gags when obama kisses her hand hahaha lmao haha

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Powered Descent posted:

So off in the parallel universe where Hillary won, did Bill get escorted down the stairs on the arm of an officer?

Stop making the day worse by reminding us of the missed glory of First Lad Bill.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Robert Plant posted:

I personally am going to continue on believing that the American public and media aren't stupid enough to actually allow themselves to be led into complete authoritarianism, probably because I'm a glutton for punishment

they voted a pissbaby into the most powerful office on earth. your belief is wrong on SO MANY levels

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Random twitter person: "in fact I think trump is not cool and insanely good"

News: "white house to convene emergency press conference"

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat

This has thread title written all over it imo

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Are you being serious or is this the most savage Hilary joke I've ever seen?

A little of both, but I'd argue that Hillary is the outlier. Assuming Melania sticks to traditional First Lady stuff and doesn't go and try and be a person with ideas and ambitions she'll probably come out of it fine.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 19 days!)


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Mockingbird

Basically, Gloria Steinem once worked for a front organization that was being financed by the CIA.

Pener Kropoopkin fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Jan 22, 2017

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Piss de Bundy posted:

well if trump orders a protest to be stopped then that would backfire and create even more protests!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well it worked out fine for yanukovich right?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

DryGoods posted:

That's my favorite part of those gifs if no one noticed it yet.

there so much about the loop to dissect its kinda funny

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

rear end cobra posted:

Isnt whataburfer super christian and :911:?

They're from Corpus Christi., yes.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Turdfuzz posted:

2 female officers on each side yes

man that'd be freakin sweet

also I love Mrs Obama

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Piss de Bundy posted:

why are foreigners commenting on our mess, literal saudi arabians and canadians itt saying smug poo poo like they are better than us lmao

To be quite honest they can't gently caress up in as hilarious fashion as us. When we fuckup it's a total spectacle of absurdity.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Michael Bayleaf posted:

I love Mrs Obama

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure

Michael Bayleaf posted:

man that'd be freakin sweet

also I love Mrs Obama

hell, same

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
Test

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

mannerup fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Feb 2, 2017

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




so i gotta start tryin to doodle up spicy sean dont i

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


owns

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
on another note how do you post those vids and have them showup like that and not as a link?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

halwain
May 31, 2011

:allears:

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

she's not wrong

papa bless

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Sean Spicer is a loving horrible Press Secretary, jesus. Get a loving tailored suit, dude. 4 years of these guys playing defense no matter what, hurray!

Not that this was any big surprise.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





lmebo the lollipop compeltes it

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

i dont kno how anyone can like mrs obama when she wants kidz to eat all healthy n poo poo this is fucken tyranny imo

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

She's not going to be living at the white house, right? Am I misremembering?

Guy DeBorgore
Apr 6, 1994

Catnip is the opiate of the masses
Soiled Meat

Powered Descent posted:

So off in the parallel universe where Hillary won, did Bill get escorted down the stairs on the arm of an officer?

if he was wearing high heels, yeah, probably

which i assume he would be.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Turdfuzz posted:

i dont kno how anyone can like mrs obama when she wants kidz to eat all healthy n poo poo this is fucken tyranny imo

gently caress you monkey boy

drink some piss

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

mannerup fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Feb 2, 2017

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Agrajag posted:

gently caress you monkey boy

drink some piss

only if its unhealthy

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015


I'm the three stereotypical white girls on their phones behind her

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Haha. This owns so hard. :3:

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RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE
where's boosted

this all seems to be a perfect opportunity for a driveby shitpost

did he overdose on meth or something

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