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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Cakefarts Carol posted:

Back to the future part 2

It has been a LONG time since I saw that. Looks like I will have to watch it again then.

Cheers!

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Cakefarts Carol posted:

Back to the future part 2

AKA, the one where the Cubs win the World Series and Trump Biff rules the world

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Aesop Poprock posted:

"I ran out of pizza sauce so I used spaghettios"



Things I've used as sauce on pizza in a pinch: pasta sauce, crushed tomatoes, ketchup, salsa.

I can't imagine this as anything but a mushy mess.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

EorayMel posted:

Would look good if you photoshopped it in a creekbed under a foot of water.

Before...



After!



:colbert: I'm sorry sir while there may be no pizza rules there are DEFINITELY flan rules and this is a cardinal sin of flan law!

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Aesop Poprock posted:

"I ran out of pizza sauce so I used spaghettios"



Hesitant "would."

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Aesop Poprock posted:

"I ran out of pizza sauce so I used spaghettios"



Drunk me would destroy this.

Sober me, I dunno.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free
Kelsey's Roadhouse (a Canadian fast casual chain) has a new sandwich! It's... Well, I'll let you see for yourselves.



BURGER + SLOPPY JOE + MAC N' CHEESE
One reason to be excited about our new menu is this beast of a burger! We call it The Big Daddy for obvious reasons. Double-stacked patties stuffed between a sloppy joe sandwich and bacon mac n' cheese. This is burger heaven.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


JohnnyCanuck posted:

Kelsey's Roadhouse (a Canadian fast casual chain) has a new sandwich! It's... Well, I'll let you see for yourselves.



BURGER + SLOPPY JOE + MAC N' CHEESE
One reason to be excited about our new menu is this beast of a burger! We call it The Big Daddy for obvious reasons. Double-stacked patties stuffed between a sloppy joe sandwich and bacon mac n' cheese. This is burger heaven.

Is there even any way to enjoy this without using a fork and collapsing it like a controlled demolition?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Well you start by taking the sloppy joe off the top and eating that....

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


TontoCorazon posted:

Is there even any way to enjoy this without using a fork and collapsing it like a controlled demolition?
Probably not but doesn't that apply to almost everything? I don't think you have to find a way to eat it in one bite but I haven't been to Canada in a few years.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

SLOSifl posted:

Probably not but doesn't that apply to almost everything? I don't think you have to find a way to eat it in one bite but I haven't been to Canada in a few years.

I can usually eat a hamburger by holding it in my hands and biting into it with my mouth. I don't think anyone except a boa constrictor could do that with this thing.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Aesop Poprock posted:

"I ran out of pizza sauce so I used spaghettios"



Whew, luckily they had enough pita bread to cover the bottom of their pie tin or that pizza could have come out all wrong!

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Whew, luckily they had enough pita bread to cover the bottom of their pie tin or that pizza could have come out all wrong!

Oh yuck, I didn't even notice the dry and lovely crust at first. Sad pizza in so many ways.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

JohnnyCanuck posted:

Kelsey's Roadhouse (a Canadian fast casual chain) has a new sandwich! It's... Well, I'll let you see for yourselves.



BURGER + SLOPPY JOE + MAC N' CHEESE
One reason to be excited about our new menu is this beast of a burger! We call it The Big Daddy for obvious reasons. Double-stacked patties stuffed between a sloppy joe sandwich and bacon mac n' cheese. This is burger heaven.

Would

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

drunk me would eat that off the floor like the filthy animal that i am.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

JohnnyCanuck posted:

Kelsey's Roadhouse (a Canadian fast casual chain) has a new sandwich! It's... Well, I'll let you see for yourselves.



BURGER + SLOPPY JOE + MAC N' CHEESE
One reason to be excited about our new menu is this beast of a burger! We call it The Big Daddy for obvious reasons. Double-stacked patties stuffed between a sloppy joe sandwich and bacon mac n' cheese. This is burger heaven.

at first I only had it scrolled down enough to reveal the head, which seemed a bit cumbersome but still would, then i scrolled further and saw the rest of the snowman.



The worst thing IMO abou thte spaghetti o pizza is the way the cheese somehow looks like lumpy powdered sugar, since you know the spagehtios sauce isn't sweet enough.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

mng posted:

Oh yuck, I didn't even notice the dry and lovely crust at first. Sad pizza in so many ways.
That reminds me of the prepackaged thin crusts you can buy, which just taste like slightly-burnt cardboard sadness.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

TontoCorazon posted:

Is there even any way to enjoy this without using a fork and collapsing it like a controlled demolition?

Would and everyone's leftovers too, prolly.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

JohnnyCanuck posted:

Kelsey's Roadhouse (a Canadian fast casual chain) has a new sandwich! It's... Well, I'll let you see for yourselves.



BURGER + SLOPPY JOE + MAC N' CHEESE
One reason to be excited about our new menu is this beast of a burger! We call it The Big Daddy for obvious reasons. Double-stacked patties stuffed between a sloppy joe sandwich and bacon mac n' cheese. This is burger heaven.

I don't think I have set foot in a kelsey's since meeting my first girlfriends parents. That poo poo ain't gonna change now.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

TontoCorazon posted:

Is there even any way to enjoy this without using a fork and collapsing it like a controlled demolition?

Well, keep in mind it is an advertising photo for a burger. The thing you will actually get will be soggy and at most a third of the size of what the picture shows. I would imagine that the macaroni would spill out of the bottom though as soon as you picked it up, unless they were congealed together enough to form a solid mass like the macaroni you get at KFC sometimes.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
The trick is to sieze the burg with the burger diaper it should come with and just squeeze the semisoft innards into your mouth like a tarantula devouring a mouse.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
smashmouth squeeze the burg

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005


Would, sadly

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

HappyKitty posted:

Would, sadly

Have, sadly.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Panfilo posted:

The trick is to sieze the burg with the burger diaper it should come with and just squeeze the semisoft innards into your mouth like a tarantula devouring a mouse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yxY1vWf5mM

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
Relative made a thing in support of the Women's March:

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Dave Grool posted:

Relative made a thing in support of the Women's March:



I'd munch the heck out of that uterus

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: A Cheesy Uterus

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Dave Grool posted:

Relative made a thing in support of the Women's March:



Would.

Just needs a meat fetus in there.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
You can't spell "Fallopian" without N A P O L I !

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

MariusLecter posted:

Would.

Just needs a meat fetus in there.

A couple few pieces of pepperoni would work a treat.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

gentle pete posted:

"I got a bread maker for Christmas. This is how my first loaf came out"


It's like they heard yeast was a fungus so they used oyster mushrooms instead

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Dave Grool posted:

Relative made a thing in support of the Women's March:



Grab her by the pizza!

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Dave Grool posted:

Relative made a thing in support of the Women's March:



As you can see by this pizzascan, uterine polyps often manifest as chopped Bell pepper-like nodules on the cheese endometrium.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Are tacos sandwiches? Discuss

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Sociopastry posted:

Are tacos sandwiches? Discuss

Sideways sandwiches, yes

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Hotdogs are tacos .

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Dave Grool posted:

Relative made a thing in support of the Women's March:



Would bang, very hot.

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JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

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