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Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

MoMA, what's your most shameful purchase?

Oh, wait, Star Citizen and dumb belts. Right.

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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Xaerael posted:

... I owned an Ngage. I concede to your point. :(

Didn't have one of those, either. I do own two PPC Macs though. :sigh:

(Mind you, they were purchased before the Intel switch. Well ONE was purchased. The other was salvaged.)

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Xaerael posted:

... I owned an Ngage. I concede to your point. :(
lol

Samizdata posted:

Didn't have one of those, either. I do own two PPC Macs though. :sigh:

(Mind you, they were purchased before the Intel switch. Well ONE was purchased. The other was salvaged.)

:laffo:

My family had an uhh Performa 6200 I believe? God but that was one piece of slowly yellowing poo poo, even when brand new

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Samizdata posted:

Didn't have one of those, either. I do own two PPC Macs though. :sigh:

(Mind you, they were purchased before the Intel switch. Well ONE was purchased. The other was salvaged.)

Oh you mean you had a G3/G4 Mac? Those weren't all bad, Performa Macs were the literal poo poo

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

What part are you working on?

I am doing the Star Marine.

Oh! Which part?

The Star Marine. The whole thing.

:confused:

Please, I am very busy. I only have ten days.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


The fact that 2.6 which they'll have worked 10 months on includes zero new gameplay is evidence that everybody is working on 3.0 and it should be coming soon.

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

The best part about the Ngage was you could hack it to play Sega Megadrive games.

The worst part about the Ngage was everything else.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



You guys just can't help covering yourself in poo poo posts and attracting all the flies.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

ArfJason posted:

Yo guys you need to stop carefully combing videos of people you desire to murder frame by frame just to find if the button up shirt is the wrong square pattern colors or whatever obsessive minute detail you love to analyze 1000000hrs of footage for. It is really unhealthy behaviour, and makes you look like weirdos (I'm starting to think it might be more than just looks).
Please, stop doxxing people, stop jerking off to the bad spaceships, stop constantly posting through the entirety of friday nights about how much you want to assassinate with high impact weapons the wife of the bad space dev. I beg you.

You missed your opportunity where you could have done this on that kiwi place. That'd of been pro level trolling though and you probably couldn't have handled it.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

lol


:laffo:

My family had an uhh Performa 6200 I believe? God but that was one piece of slowly yellowing poo poo, even when brand new

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Oh you mean you had a G3/G4 Mac? Those weren't all bad, Performa Macs were the literal poo poo

One of the Sawtooths and that one iMac with the gooseneck monitor. Never a Performa.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

The Titanic posted:

You missed your opportunity where you could have done this on that kiwi place. That'd of been pro level trolling though and you probably couldn't have handled it.

Nah, they would have doxxed him, sent his mom child porn, and he and his Beanie Babies would be homeless.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


These people's lives are filled with nothing but disappointment. :negative:

Moral_Hazard
Aug 21, 2012

Rich Kid of Insurancegram

spacetoaster posted:

A lot of first time posters coming into this thread. Welcome!

Allow me to seduce you with our wares!







I forgot about all the fun Goonrathi propaganda art when we all thought there was some sort of game coming out.

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

mrking posted:

You don't lose weight through exercise and doing things. You lose weight through dieting. Find a diet that works, count calories, and don't go to a gym or work out. If you are truly overweight you will lose a significant amount of weight just by making simple healthy eating choices.

The best diet is the one that you will stick too. I like low carb because I can still eat a poo poo ton of meat and veggies as cheesecake made with no sugar, but that's just what works for me.

Exercise can be good for gaining energy and feeling better but if it hurts your diet or makes you feel bad don't loving do it.

Agree.

Exercise is for general health. Diet changes is for weight. The crazy thing about being dramatically overweight is every week you can see the difference. You look better and better. You feel better and better. People worry about it like some massive undertaking that only has a reward at the end. In reality, it is a constant reward as your body just looks better and better. Especially your face; each little bit of weight will take a chunk of aging off.

Weigh your food with a scale. Write out some meal plans. Eat fuckloads of green vegetables. Become the human today.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Samizdata posted:

Nah, they would have doxxed him, sent his mom child porn, and he and his Beanie Babies would be homeless.

Their deductions pointed to me being an alt account of zdr, who is Kirk Johnson.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Sillybones posted:

Agree.

Exercise is for general health. Diet changes is for weight. The crazy thing about being dramatically overweight is every week you can see the difference. You look better and better. You feel better and better. People worry about it like some massive undertaking that only has a reward at the end. In reality, it is a constant reward as your body just looks better and better. Especially your face; each little bit of weight will take a chunk of aging off.

Weigh your food with a scale. Write out some meal plans. Eat fuckloads of green vegetables. Become the human today.

I dunno, I've seen exercise work for some ppl.. the important thing is you chose either diet or exercise andstick to that never try to mixx it up

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
A trick for u fatsos = just shaved my neckbeard and lost three pounds :smug:

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
most of that was chicken fat and breadcrumbs

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Xaerael posted:

So, here's a thing.

This is the latest update for a game, in Alpha, that started life on Kickstarter the month before Star Citizen...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHK7nfv9dRM

How the gently caress do the Citizenry still think they're not being scammed?

I've been playing The Long Dark. It is fun and good.



Please fill the cup with a little extra this time. Take these magazines with you.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Sillybones posted:

Especially your face; each little bit of weight will take a chunk of aging off.


I have to disagree with this (your other stuff if right on). Some face fat tends to smooth out wrinkles and stuff.

I've had a round face, and a double chin, for my entire freaking life. It used to drive me nuts (even when I was 145 and running 8 miles on the weekend) because people would assume I was fat until they saw me in swimsuits/gym clothes/etc.

It still bothers me because it's just not attractive in the U.S. to have a face like that. However, I kill in the ME and EU.



I've said it before that Ben could change his life so easily by walking 30 minutes a day and just drinking water. But then we found out what a piece of garbage he is so I don't care.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



spacetoaster posted:

I have to disagree with this (your other stuff if right on). Some face fat tends to smooth out wrinkles and stuff.

I've had a round face, and a double chin, for my entire freaking life. It used to drive me nuts (even when I was 145 and running 8 miles on the weekend) because people would assume I was fat until they saw me in swimsuits/gym clothes/etc.

It still bothers me because it's just not attractive in the U.S. to have a face like that. However, I kill in the ME and EU.



I've said it before that Ben could change his life so easily by walking 30 minutes a day and just drinking water. But then we found out what a piece of garbage he is so I don't care.

Yeah, I'm in my 30s and people who don't know me usually guess that I'm early to mid 20s because I have a baby face with a little bit of fat.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

ArfJason posted:

Their deductions pointed to me being an alt account of zdr, who is Kirk Johnson.

Didn't you hear?

We are all alts here. According to Reddit, both my Reddit account (2+ years) and my Twitter account (8+ years) are both Derek alts.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

spacetoaster posted:

I have to disagree with this (your other stuff if right on). Some face fat tends to smooth out wrinkles and stuff.

I've had a round face, and a double chin, for my entire freaking life. It used to drive me nuts (even when I was 145 and running 8 miles on the weekend) because people would assume I was fat until they saw me in swimsuits/gym clothes/etc.

It still bothers me because it's just not attractive in the U.S. to have a face like that. However, I kill in the ME and EU.



I've said it before that Ben could change his life so easily by walking 30 minutes a day and just drinking water. But then we found out what a piece of garbage he is so I don't care.

lol

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


Booourns
Jan 20, 2004
Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

Beet Wagon posted:

For gently caress's sake you guys, how hard is it to just put ArfJason on ignore so you stop taking his incredibly lame bait?

Maybe you should close the thread for a while when nothing is happening with CIG, so that the people who are so obsessed with posting can learn to take a break

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Booourns posted:

Maybe you should close the thread for a while when nothing is happening with CIG, so that the people who are so obsessed with posting can learn to take a break
Maybe Arf could try posting something funny on this comedy website. Although I've seen GBS, so that may not be the idea here any more.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

MeLKoR posted:



The fact that 2.6 which they'll have worked 10 months on includes zero new gameplay is evidence that everybody is working on 3.0 and it should be coming soon.

While I like your poo poo posting, you are wrong on that statement, 2.6 did included Star Marine which was new gameplay.

Just had to say.

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016


When it takes you 13+ seconds to walk about 6ft around a small table, theres a problem.

Seriously, my coffee table is about the same dimensions as theirs and at the moment is surrounded by a load of work files and paperwork so I have to do the same 'sideways shuffle' to get around it without 'godzilla stomping' it all, but I still manage it in under 5 seconds without effort.

gently caress, I could walk around an entire loving snooker table faster than he walked around that table, and still have enough time to line up a shot in less than 13 seconds. :shrug:

E; timed from the moment the clip starts, to the moment where he sits down, 13.18 seconds.

Sabreseven fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Jan 22, 2017

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Kosumo posted:

While I like your poo poo posting, you are wrong on that statement, 2.6 did included Star Marine which was new gameplay.

Just had to say.

Not just "new" gameplay... groundbreaking gameplay.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Nah, That groundbreak poo poo is just pgabz config files making you clip though it.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Madcosby posted:

Put arf on ignore list is this theads moved to concern




Probably a pedo is this threads you're derek smart




e:

Thoatse fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Jan 22, 2017

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Sabreseven posted:

When it takes you 13+ seconds to walk about 6ft around a small table, theres a problem.


Now that's groundbreaking.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Kosumo posted:

Nah, That groundbreak poo poo is just pgabz config files making you clip though it.

:golfclap:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


You likey?

spacetoaster fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Jan 22, 2017

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Pretty decent looking dude to me, but I'm a straight guy so maybe I'm wrong.

Richie Stardust
Mar 30, 2016

Chalks posted:

You know what they say, you should always shoot for the moon because if you miss, you'll end up accomplishing substantially less than someone with more reasonable expectations.

Keeping this one, Chalks. I'm gonna paint on the wall at the shop.

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

spacetoaster posted:

I have to disagree with this (your other stuff if right on). Some face fat tends to smooth out wrinkles and stuff.

I've had a round face, and a double chin, for my entire freaking life. It used to drive me nuts (even when I was 145 and running 8 miles on the weekend) because people would assume I was fat until they saw me in swimsuits/gym clothes/etc.

It still bothers me because it's just not attractive in the U.S. to have a face like that. However, I kill in the ME and EU.

I've said it before that Ben could change his life so easily by walking 30 minutes a day and just drinking water. But then we found out what a piece of garbage he is so I don't care.

Just speaking from my experiences. Guess I've not seen everything.


Edit: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sillybones fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Jan 22, 2017

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spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Sillybones posted:


Some sort of amazing human?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDvG6mByIpU

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