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Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Eifert Posting posted:

Leather is the poo poo I loving love leather. Leather shoes leather belt leather watchband leather gloves leather seats gently caress you gimmie that leather.



I kind of wish I could have seen my own look of disgust and shock when that bit aired. How in god's name could a human being not love leather?

Do you love "new car smell" too? :barf:

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captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
Leather seats are great if you have kids. Or generally tend to spill and squirt fluids around.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

What was that Fiat segment? "Faster" than a miata with a 0-60 of 6.8s and lower top speed? That made a huge boner!

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

fyodor posted:

What was that Fiat segment? "Faster" than a miata with a 0-60 of 6.8s and lower top speed? That made a huge boner!

Sorry to break it to you, but the Fiat really is the better car. I drove them both and own the Fiat.

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
I watched the Top Gear episode where they have to make the scirocco ad and TGT seems to be an extension of that bit over a whole show. Starts off funny and then goes on forever with no real purpose and ending.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
I love leather but am also a slav so

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Preoptopus posted:

I love leather but am also a slav so
...you squat while wearing leather pants?

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

nmfree posted:

...you squat while wearing leather pants?
Nowt wrong with that, the slight stretch in them will give you a little more drive out the hole.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal
I loved the episode. I was surprised they didn't break down more often. I was expecting Leyland-levels of hilarity.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I feel bad for liking the looks of the Biturbo

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
It looked really cool.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Humphreys posted:

I feel bad for liking the looks of the Biturbo

I don't. I think that late-80s aesthetic is "excitingly chunky" as Adams might put it.

Check out this sexy contemporary beast: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maserati_Shamal

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Data Graham posted:

I don't. I think that late-80s aesthetic is "excitingly chunky" as Adams might put it.

Check out this sexy contemporary beast: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maserati_Shamal

Gah! I LOVE it! Except for that weird straight edge on the rear wheel arches. The prices of them in Australia are completely stupid though at around AUD$200k

What was that particular variant of Biturbo in the episode? The only one I see for sale here doesn't have the aero package and looks like the other two cars in the segment.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Humphreys posted:

I feel bad for liking the looks of the Biturbo

I always liked the Biturbo. Came drat close to buying one around 20 years ago but by that point I learned a few things in life in regards to the more rarer cars are money pits based on previous stupid purchases. Wish I could remember the price and the year. Was probably late 80's and $6K or so.

For the Maserati enthusiast, they are definitely looked down upon.

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
Oh man the Mexican sportscar news segment is scathingly racist.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

When Clarkson said "British soil" and May started leisurely driving somewhere else I immediately thought it was going to be him driving to the UK embassy in Paris (which is not British soil but a common misconception).

But oh, it was just a dumb stunt instead. Sigh.

At least the music game was pretty on point this week.

Data Graham posted:

I don't. I think that late-80s aesthetic is "excitingly chunky" as Adams might put it.

Check out this sexy contemporary beast: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maserati_Shamal

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Humphreys posted:

Gah! I LOVE it! Except for that weird straight edge on the rear wheel arches.

Ya live by the Gandini, ya die by the Gandini.

Double Bill
Jan 29, 2006


cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

So what were the cars used for the reef segment? Obviously a landy, a peugeot 206 hatchback, I think the one between them was a 406 saloon? No idea about the 4th one.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Antti posted:

But oh, it was just a dumb stunt instead. Sigh.

Yeah this was super disappointing. The first 50 minutes were a great episode of basically classic top gear, then it was all undercut by the last 10 minutes. I get that it's all scripted, I just wish this series (and the final few top gear) weren't so transparent about it and tried to maintain some realism.

Final 10 minutes aside though, great episode.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


cakesmith handyman posted:

So what were the cars used for the reef segment? Obviously a landy, a peugeot 206 hatchback, I think the one between them was a 406 saloon? No idea about the 4th one.

I think it was actually a 306, as the hood had a cut for the badge.

Shoren
Apr 6, 2011

victoria concordia crescit
According to the Amazon x-ray feature, the four cars are a Vauxhall Corsa, Peugeot 206, Peugeot 306, and a Land Rover Series II.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

KozmoNaut posted:

I think it was actually a 306, as the hood had a cut for the badge.

Good call, GIS backs you up.

Shoren posted:

According to the Amazon x-ray feature, the four cars are a Vauxhall Corsa, Peugeot 206, Peugeot 306, and a Land Rover Series II.

There was a fifth that they dropped onto the corsa, something boxy.

Shoren
Apr 6, 2011

victoria concordia crescit

cakesmith handyman posted:

Good call, GIS backs you up.


There was a fifth that they dropped onto the corsa, something boxy.

Right, there was also a Skoda Felicia involved in the.

Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



Late 80's Bi-Turbo about $6k you say?

http://bringatrailer.com/listing/1984-maserati-bi-turbo/

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I'm sure I've even seen that same stunt before on Top Gear. Jeremy wanted to get a ferry, it was obviously not gonna work, he POWERRRRRed towards the edge anyway, cut to car flying in the harbor. That ring a bell with anyone else?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

My Lovely Horse posted:

I'm sure I've even seen that same stunt before on Top Gear. Jeremy wanted to get a ferry, it was obviously not gonna work, he POWERRRRRed towards the edge anyway, cut to car flying in the harbor. That ring a bell with anyone else?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEf8Jas7ZqQ

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

My Lovely Horse posted:

I'm sure I've even seen that same stunt before on Top Gear. Jeremy wanted to get a ferry, it was obviously not gonna work, he POWERRRRRed towards the edge anyway, cut to car flying in the harbor. That ring a bell with anyone else?

S14E04 - He drove a Renault Twingo into the sea trying to catch the ferry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEf8Jas7ZqQ

Grumpwagon
May 6, 2007
I am a giant assfuck who needs to harden the fuck up.

It's also how they killed the original stig

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Almost qualifies as a running gag then. Maybe it's the one Top Gear thing the BBC lawyers missed.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

I guess cloth is ok if you're getting a new car, but for those of us shopping used and high mileage, old cloth seats are gross and stained up.

My 128 had fake leather and I liked it.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010


:v:

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010


This is very different from the previous ones.

It's not red.

blk
Dec 19, 2009
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blunt posted:

Yeah this was super disappointing. The first 50 minutes were a great episode of basically classic top gear, then it was all undercut by the last 10 minutes. I get that it's all scripted, I just wish this series (and the final few top gear) weren't so transparent about it and tried to maintain some realism.

Final 10 minutes aside though, great episode.

I actually liked the last 10 minutes the most because it was the most structured of the 'challenges'. A lot of the Grand Tour segments are the trio driving around not doing anything interesting or talking about the cars, and the new writing isn't as good as TGs.

The reef segment was pretty dull. The Alfa review was good but I wish they had included the shootout with the XE because the latter isn't getting much media coverage and seems to be reviewing really well; Jag making a real 3 series contender is truly interesting.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



This owns. I REALLY feel bad for disowning my love of old Audi's and not remembering it.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

Antti posted:

When Clarkson said "British soil" and May started leisurely driving somewhere else I immediately thought it was going to be him driving to the UK embassy in Paris (which is not British soil but a common misconception).


I thought maybe he was going to a British war cemetery. Aren't they considered sovereign soil?

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

Preoptopus fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Jan 23, 2017

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
That looks all wrong. Like a cat being petted the wrong way.

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InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

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