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JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I hope they review Split by M Night Shyamalan. It's the first and only film I've ever walked out on in my life. Genuinely the worst film I've ever seen

Ive seen a lot of positive views of it. What didnt you like?

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Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


I knew Mike liked musicals.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
M Night shamalamawhatever gives me hope every time I think of how big of a failure I am. You can fail over and over and over and over again and still get tons of hollywood money. Life is great!

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

JB50 posted:

Ive seen a lot of positive views of it. What didnt you like?

Literally every aspect of it. Bad acting. Bad dialogue. Noticeably bad cinematography and editing. Reaaaallly creepy shots of teenage actresses being forced to take off their clothes.
Really really hated it.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Jay is off the market.

Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat


Quantum of Phallus posted:

I hope they review Split by M Night Shyamalan. It's the first and only film I've ever walked out on in my life. Genuinely the worst film I've ever seen

Only movie I've walked out of is Fear.com. "Please, promise me.. you won't visit that website." Done. Though I did want to walk out of AI as it faded out with him at the bottom of the ocean because that would have been an extremely satisfying conclusion but for some reason they chose to tack on an extra half hour of horseshit nonsense.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I turned to my friend and said "any time you want to leave let me know." That was 20 minutes in. We made it less than an hour. Shocking stuff. It also looks cheap as poo poo.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I want to see RLM review "Salò"

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I hope they review Split by M Night Shyamalan. It's the first and only film I've ever walked out on in my life. Genuinely the worst film I've ever seen

It's a M Night Shyamalan movie, what were you expecting?

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
A good Gosling impression

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

I can hear the gobble gobble.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

oohhboy posted:

It's a M Night Shyamalan movie, what were you expecting?

I literally can't believe I've seen a film worse than Assassin's Creed this month


indeed

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Nirvikalpa posted:

Where can i get this level of attention and $$$ from thirsty males lol

make asmr videos

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Ka0 posted:

I was surprised to find out carrie ann moss is in Bye Bye Man. Doesn't she have forever money from the matrix movies.

She was pretty good in season 2 of Humans, playing off of some short guy as Totally Not Elon Musk

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Anybody excited to see the last Resident Evil movie?

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

oohhboy posted:

Anybody excited to see the last Resident Evil movie?

No. Why?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

oohhboy posted:

Anybody excited to see ANY Resident Evil movie?

Oh yeah, totally.

the guy from Semisonic
Jan 13, 2006

Let's kick some gigabutt!

Bleak Gremlin

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I really wish Mike was live tweeting the Packers game. I'd like to see how progressively drunker he gets

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I hope they review Split by M Night Shyamalan. It's the first and only film I've ever walked out on in my life. Genuinely the worst film I've ever seen

The Happening is his only watchable movie.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Zmej posted:

like that goddamn fan made video of jay and gillian

:wtc:

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

The Happening is his only watchable movie.

I am taken aback by this spicy contrarian opinion!

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Watch and despair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKS75xb18UM

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




naem
May 29, 2011

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




You've done a very good job in that aspect of the scenario

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Jonas Albrecht posted:

I knew Mike liked musicals.

Mike likes pretty movies, this is well established.

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.

oohhboy posted:

Anybody excited to see the last Resident Evil movie?

Excited to see Rich's reaction to it.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gnome de plume posted:

Excited to see Rich's reaction to it.

It's going to be great.

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Zmej posted:

there's a inner level of hell for people who think seriously about rlm's romantic/sex lives. like that goddamn fan made video of jay and gillian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKS75xb18UM

KINO

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

hemale in pain posted:

You've done a very good job in that aspect of the scenario

KLurfed again

Andro Dunos
Dec 11, 2003

How long have they had that VHS tape of The Day the Clown Cried sitting there on Half in the Bag?


SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Is Jay asexual?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

SpaceAceJase posted:

Is Jay asexual?

a sexual what?

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

SpaceAceJase posted:

Is Jay asexual?

He's Jasexual.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Me login in :madmax:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Literally every aspect of it. Bad acting. Bad dialogue. Noticeably bad cinematography and editing. Reaaaallly creepy shots of teenage actresses being forced to take off their clothes.
Really really hated it.

To each their own, I guess!


Won't disagree about the disrobing though. By the time you get to the end of the film it makes even less sense than it did initially, and it made zero sense initially.

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monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

Andro Dunos posted:

How long have they had that VHS tape of The Day the Clown Cried sitting there on Half in the Bag?

I hope this movie gets released once Jerry Lewis bites it.

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