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The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Piss de Bundy posted:

mr president you have a 2 o clock meeting about Chad

pepe poster: don't worry mr president i got this

*enters conference room*

ohhhhhh. chad as in black people

*puts folder labeled "loving chad stop taking our women reeeeee" back in suitcase and takes out folder labeled "loving blacks stop taking our women reeeeee"*

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol if you think trump would even bother meeting the chadian ambassador

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
trump isn't gonna be fascist because he doesn't want to work hard

its bannon you gotta watch out for
and kushner

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

FAUXTON posted:

I've realized it's way healthier to just not give a poo poo about politics anymore beyond lol trump. Like hahaha the world gone and thich quang duc'd itself but I'm a straight white male property owner who works in finance basically the only demographic who hasn't had to fight for any rights ever and I'm pretty insulated from most of this bullshit until the cleansing nuclear fire comes. Who the hell am I to fight against the will of the world to just cede elections to insane people over and over. Folks were on to something with nothing mattering unless it was perfection.

ed balls

I was accused of being one of those "nothing matters" clowns but I am not even remotely like this guy here

I have not given up just mad at the current state of the dem party

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Baloogan posted:

its bannon you gotta watch out for
and kushner

odd couple, i wonder when bannon will figure out that kushner bamboozled him when he said they share the same ideology but he subscribes to the ashke school of thought

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

mannerup fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Feb 2, 2017

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
What executives??

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Top. Executives.

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

FirstAidKite posted:

Top. Executives.

Beat me to it.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
*Trump is watching cartoons , kicking his feet back and forth while his chin rests on his hands as Barron reads over the 20 page briefing on Infrastructure*

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

if eating rear end is bdsm then consider me the slavemaster shitlord of the dungeonrealm

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016

Is obamacare replaced yet?
The wall built?
Illegals deported?
Nah better flaunt my presidency in front of those old money fuckers

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

kibaces posted:

Is obamacare replaced yet?
The wall built?
Illegals deported?
Nah better flaunt my presidency in front of those old money fuckers

it hasn't even been a week !

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

mannerup fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Feb 2, 2017

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

FirstAidKite posted:

Top. Executives.

SPIN IT

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


mannerup posted:

1:30PM - Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sean Spicer (White House Briefing Room)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2gJNOZr564

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

TheIllestVillain posted:

whatre the odds he even survives to 2020, hes an obese 70 year old

in a high stress job, no less

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Baloogan posted:

trump isn't gonna be fascist because he doesn't want to work hard

its bannon you gotta watch out for
and kushner

chad? get this normie out of here, volcel 4 life bitch - chief adviser bannon on being told the Chad ambassdor needs to speak with the president

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

mannerup fucked around with this message at 08:18 on Feb 2, 2017

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

i can't believe he signs his ttweets ugh

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/Palle_Hoffstein/status/823495196574969858

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Kurtofan posted:

i can't believe he signs his ttweets ugh

that's what you're "supposed" to do when you have an account that's usually managed by someone else to let people know they're getting the "real poo poo" or in this case the "real piss"

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Kurtofan posted:

i can't believe he signs his ttweets ugh

He only does from the POTUS account, to specify when it's him and not an intern.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

SpaceGoku posted:

that's what you're "supposed" to do when you have an account that's usually managed by someone else to let people know they're getting the "real poo poo" or in this case the "real piss"

gently caress you speedy gonzales

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

mannerup fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Feb 2, 2017

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

Sure am looking forward to seeing what sort of clusterfuck of a day they make today.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

TheIllestVillain posted:

whatre the odds he even survives to 2020, hes an obese 70 year old
this. its one of the most stressful jobs in the world and this dude loses his poo poo over loving crowd size.

WMain00 posted:

Sure am looking forward to seeing what sort of clusterfuck of a day they make today.

i have first day of classes today :( but i have a break during the presser.

mannerup posted:

schedule today

9:00AM - POTUS hosts breakfast and listening session with key business leaders (Roosevelt Room)

10:30AM - POTUS signs Executive Orders (Oval Office)

11:00AM - POTUS participates in the President's Daily Briefing (Oval Office, Closed Press)

12:00PM - POTUS has lunch with the Vice President (Presidental Dining Room, Closed Press)

1:30PM - Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sean Spicer (White House Briefing Room)

3:00PM - POTUS holds a listening session with Union Leaders and American workers (Roosevelt Room)

the union meeting will be a blast i am sure. i wonder what executive orders he will sign.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

mannerup posted:

that's just scavino copy+pasting the tweet from his personal account

well yes, Trump is too lazy to do it himself, you'd think POTUS would just retweet Trump's main account like it did over the weekend

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Dapper_Swindler posted:

i wonder what executive orders he will sign.

All of them

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
anyone got that pic of barron looking bored in the limo window

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Executive order signed this morning to acknowledge I had the yoogest crowd, simply massive, at my inauguration on Friday. Much bigger than Kenyan Obamas or Molester Clinton's put together. Sad!

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

mannerup fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Feb 2, 2017

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


executive order: wendy's 2 baconators no tomate excra mernase

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Just signed an executive order to say that my continued business dealings aren't a conflict of interest. Lying media want to tell you that's unconstitutional! No wonder they're all failing

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Just signed an executive order banning russia forever, the bombing starts in 5 minutes

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Baloogan posted:

Just signed an executive order banning any criticism of russia forever, the bombing starts in 5 minutes of attempts to do so

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Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat

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