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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

quote:

In general, the system will work as follows:

-Teams will know before the season begins how each race will be divided, which will be based on race and track length.
-At the end of each segment during the races, bonus points will be awarded for those drivers running in the Top 10.
-During the segment breaks, there will be coordination between NASCAR and the TV networks to ensure as little on-track action (including pit stops) will be missed as possible.
-At the end of the race, the normal points will be awarded to the finishing order of the race as they have been.
-A driver’s total for the event will include the normal race finish points plus any top-10 running bonus points collected in the segments.
-The 10-race Chase for the championship will be conducted in most part as it has, but there is expected to be an opportunity for drivers to earn bonus points during the Chase.

This list is not all-encompassing and some details are still being finalized over the weekend, sources said.

So it's still one race, but it's broken into bonus point-paying segments for a system which, at the end of the day, renders points meaningless.

Not only have we jumped the shark, we somehow hit an iceberg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SoU4qzZlcw

e- Should point out that in the metaphor, Brian France is the captain, but he's still steering the ship because "It's gonna work and it's going to turn out just fine!!!!!!!"

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Jan 22, 2017

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wicka
Jun 28, 2007


This sounds like it's a response to drivers not racing hard for every lap/race, which is in turn a result of the Chase undermining the importance of the first like 30 races. So why not just get rid of the loving Chase?

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Fox brought back the "DAYTONA DAY" ads....

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Sounds extremely stupid and seems like the Cup title will continue to be devalued.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

https://twitter.com/NASCARONFOX/status/823271681129005056

Here's the promo for it...

Jesus Fox.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


I think the ad is the least of fans' concerns for the upcoming season at this point, friendo...

L_Harrison
May 22, 2007
Now Carl's retirement makes a lot of sense.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Someone buy Viking his account back

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

CBJSprague24 posted:

I think the ad is the least of fans' concerns for the upcoming season at this point, friendo...

Yeah, but sure as poo poo ain't helping matters.

Good lord...these people make Tony George look like Bill France Sr. and Dan Gurney combined.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


:barf::barf::barf:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



Also related to those fox ads, that encapsulates my teams performance right now

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Maybe if Bernie Ecclestone leaves F1 this week he will come save NASCAR with his track sprinkler idea

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

"Segment Breaks" means mandatory cautions so race strategy is officially no longer a thing outside of 2/4 tires. If it works like it did in ChampCar, that might mean one car leading all day and nobody ever having a chance to gamble or get lucky on a yellow to get out front. NASCAR has gone and done it, folks.

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

I also like that they aren't even bothering to do this to Busch first to try it out, lmao

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
So they're literally doing the 4 quarter poo poo from the All Star Race all year long? God, the earlier rumor was actually neat.

L_Harrison
May 22, 2007

Peanut President posted:

So they're literally doing the 4 quarter poo poo from the All Star Race all year long? God, the earlier rumor was actually neat.

A good decision, because the All-Star race is always exciting--said no one ever.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Hope they go all in and start doing inversions for each segment. Because why not

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Dale says he likes the rules guys. Everything's fine.

:suicide:

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

At least WRC looks like it'll be pretty fun this year.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

L_Harrison posted:

A good decision, because the All-Star race is always exciting--said no one ever.

It was fine when it wasn't four quarters of equal length with regulation overtime.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Fauxhawk Express posted:

At least WRC looks like it'll be pretty fun this year.

Serious question: Are there more than like, 2 factory teams with decent cars?

Less serious question: Are they bring back the Safari Rally :haw:

edit: Also I love how, speaking of other Motorsports, that I haven't watched MotoGP in like 8 years but the calendar is functionally identical. :allears:

algebra testes fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Jan 23, 2017

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Austin Cindric full-time for BKR in Trucks.

We found our JWT replacement.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



i can't wait to see what new thing brian france blames when nascar's ratings continue to decline this year in the face of this absolute monstrosity of a new format

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



exploded mummy posted:

Someone buy Viking his account back

Seriously, does anyone have his email address? I can throw down :10bux: for this :munch:

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

CBJSprague24 posted:

Austin Cindric full-time for BKR in Trucks.

We found our JWT replacement.

Well SRA is up to Xfinity so Cindric would have to get in the Penske cars otherwise they won't meet... Unless you pay to get in a Ferrari this weekend and target the Lexus he's driving.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
On the bright side coordinating with TV networks isn't something they'll be worrying about once this current agreement is over.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
IT'S ALIVE

(thanks EB)

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

VikingSkull posted:

IT'S ALIVE

(thanks EB)

Hi Viking you got your wish, half the mods quit because of Lowtax, some dudes doh got doxxed, the internet made everyone really goddamned stupid for the last week and a half including NASCAR, and the crazy doxx people deleted their website after they were doxxed, harassed with kiddy porn, and then begged lowtax to let them back into SA.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

exploded mummy posted:

Hi Viking you got your wish, half the mods quit because of Lowtax, some dudes doh got doxxed, the internet made everyone really goddamned stupid for the last week and a half including NASCAR, and the crazy doxx people deleted their website after they were doxxed, harassed with kiddy porn, and then begged lowtax to let them back into SA.

Oh I know, it was hilarious to watch.

Also wicka I'm not alt-right but maybe that "person x says thing I don't like, therefor is racist subhuman" might be the standard reply for years at this place, backed up by mods, that made some of us lose our poo poo in the first place, just a guess.

But let's not poo poo up this thread with that nonsense. We got new rules to mock.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



VikingSkull posted:

IT'S ALIVE

(thanks EB)

You're welcome. :)

exploded mummy posted:

Hi Viking you got your wish, half the mods quit because of Lowtax, some dudes doh got doxxed, the internet made everyone really goddamned stupid for the last week and a half including NASCAR, and the crazy doxx people deleted their website after they were doxxed, harassed with kiddy porn, and then begged lowtax to let them back into SA.

Um, I hadn't heard of any of this (because I don't browse the forums or post outside like three threads), got a link? (E:)I'm at home sick today and reading forums drama sounds like a lot more fun that doing wedding stuff, which was what I had planned.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
You really don't want to know it's about the nerdiest internet poo poo ever.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


VikingSkull posted:

You really don't want to know it's about the nerdiest internet poo poo ever.

I've seen some real nerdy drama and the most recent poo poo is waaaaaaay up there.

Though the doxxing site shutting down when they got doxxed is sweet, sweet schadenfreude.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Elitist Bitch posted:

Um, I hadn't heard of any of this (because I don't browse the forums or post outside like three threads), got a link? (E:)I'm at home sick today and reading forums drama sounds like a lot more fun that doing wedding stuff, which was what I had planned.

a lot of this was really stupid and will make you stupider for reading it

theres the forum wide announcement kind of covering it

the basic gist is of it is that people and lowtax weren't really happy with the site moderation, schmorky's a pedophile, admins drunk posted, overdramatic idiots thought the mods stole the forums from lowtax and got banned, let's players banned themselves because they think lowtax is a bad father and in the end a bunch of mods quit, lowtax made really ill advised statements over a new forum, and well this

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3806750

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
To be fair to us idiots that went down last week, the doxxing stuff wasn't being talked about very honestly here and people who were posting/lurking the KF forums were aware of what was going on, namely that they had already scraped the forums and it was too late to "watch what we posted". That poo poo was hilarious when they went down, too, I was just lurking them because goddamn was that some concentrated autism.

Looks like the Taxman is handling things better now so hopefully I won't melt down again but no promises.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


VikingSkull posted:

Also wicka I'm not alt-right but maybe that "person x says thing I don't like, therefor is racist subhuman" might be the standard reply for years at this place, backed up by mods, that made some of us lose our poo poo in the first place, just a guess.

But let's not poo poo up this thread with that nonsense. We got new rules to mock.

It was just a joke, I know you are not alt-right. But you know what else isn't alt-right? NASCAR's new rules! :rimshot:

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
altright altright altright

Lincoln joining NASCAR

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Hooters hops on the 24 for two races this year and next.

Can't wait to see Chase Elliott looking like a teen enjoying being surrounded by busty women in white tank tops and orange shorts.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
Monster and Hooters, make NASCAR full of gigantic tits again.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CBJSprague24 posted:

Hooters hops on the 24 for two races this year and next.

Can't wait to see Chase Elliott looking like a teen enjoying being surrounded by busty women in white tank tops and orange shorts.

who owns the 00 rights

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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Holy poo poo at the things that go on this dead gay comedy forum. The Internet is loving stupid.

Welcome back Viking.

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