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Jan 21, 2017 01:37
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Didn't properly dehumanize myself and face to bloodshed
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Jan 21, 2017 01:37
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Picked Kirby in smash bros
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Jan 21, 2017 17:26
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Retweeted a trump tweet that had a typo in it
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Shotdown in a hail of bullets while approaching trump with a bag full of mcdonalds (inside will be a filet of a fish, and girls happy meal with a plain hamburger - the toy will have some blood on it)
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fell asleep in church but still failed to mask the presidents snoring with my own
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Saluted flag with outdated hand-over-heart instead of grabbing pussy.
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Jan 21, 2017 20:14
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Was the wrong shade of orange
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Joined the wrong Right Wing Death Squad. SAD!
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Jan 26, 2017 17:58
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would not stop embarrassing the boys by getting my head bashed in
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Jan 26, 2017 19:06
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Was fired from State Department, obviously to blame for the resulting failure of Trump's foreign policy
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Jan 26, 2017 20:18
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Caught in Twitter honeypot, AltNSA account actually just NSA.
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Jan 26, 2017 20:38
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did not get executed by the trumpstaffel, do not believe the fake news
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Jan 26, 2017 21:31
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Told people Prav escaped the Trumpstaffel.
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Jan 26, 2017 22:44
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Did literally anything
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Jan 26, 2017 23:34
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Dared to open my mouth and swallow precious rain water instead of marching
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Jan 26, 2017 23:51
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Cast eyes on a Mexican, failed to report a rapist was in the area
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Jan 27, 2017 00:08
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Fash basher bashed by fash
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Jan 27, 2017 02:15
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Did not report the presence non-legal-looking voters at my local polling station.
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Jan 27, 2017 02:17
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while playing war thunder i wound up in a game with a player called LordTrump or something and rammed him with my (japanese) plane
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Jan 27, 2017 02:21
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made too many memes and remixes of Richard Spencer getting punched
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Jan 27, 2017 03:39
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manufactured and distributed counterfeit passports after the State Department stopped issuing them to non-federal employees
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Jan 27, 2017 04:42
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being in or near a Starbucks
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Erghh posted:while playing war thunder i wound up in a game with a player called LordTrump or something and rammed him with my (japanese) plane i bet this motherfucka was turnfighting in a chaika 10 meters above the ground.
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Jan 27, 2017 06:33
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claimed the m18 was 'fine' at its current battle rating
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Jan 27, 2017 06:35
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wasn't executed, but got stuck in an airport without a valid visa and starved to death
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Jan 28, 2017 19:12
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wondered what the point of constitutional lawyers in the white house was if they arent gonna use them
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Jan 29, 2017 09:13
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Refused to describe Steve Bannon as virile.
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Asked Steve Bannon if he had enjoyed his 5-day bender.
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Jan 30, 2017 02:23
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Threw Trump magazine into the recycling bin without reading
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Jan 30, 2017 02:27
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Placed recycling bins in building despite recycling being illegalized
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Jan 30, 2017 02:29
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Jerked off onto a Trump magazine cover.
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-Referred to Crooked Hillary as Hillary Clinton with out the addendum of Such A Nasty Woman as outlined under Executive Order 219, Sub Section B: "Regarding discussion of Lord President Trumps former conquests" which states all references to the woman previously known as Hillary Clinton must be changed in text and speech to Crooked Hillary or followed by Such A Nasty Woman -Spelled Yuge with a H on an official document. -Covered up Trumpification Identifying Neck tattoo. Gridlocked has issued a correction as of 03:23 on Jan 30, 2017 |
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Jan 30, 2017 03:10
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looked like someone who should have a green card and couldn't produce one since I'm a citizen
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Jan 30, 2017 05:28
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Hands too big
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Jan 30, 2017 11:58
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miscegenation, corruption of real american genes.
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I was just sent to a reeducation camp, the black girl I slept with, however, was executed for seducing a white male.
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