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Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

Hobold posted:

I just can't loving wrap my head around this one, but the reality is, we see this kinda poo poo happen in the real world. Even after its exposed, convictions are handed out and people are jailed, there are still staunch backers.

"If only the FTC/FBI/AttorneyGeneral/etc hadn't overstepped their jurisdictions and drummed up those false charges, Star Citizen would have been awesome in 2027. He may be awaiting trial for fraud and money laundering, but Chris Roberts is innocent and still a hero in my book. The mod community will finish the game for him if necessary"

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intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:

ripptide posted:



Friggin' addictive "just one more turn" game. I was leary of a pixel-graphics game with only a couple devs, but he's doing a great job. Add in all the mods and there goes any free time.

why play poo poo when star citzen exists?

Wiz
May 16, 2004

Nap Ghost

It really doesn't get discussed that much, honestly. Usually only in context of comparing it to other disastrous projects or mentioning Roberts when talking about incompetent bosses. It's a standing joke but the joke's pretty old by now.

Also the occasional "how do we get these guys as customers" joke about the megawhales.

Wiz fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Jan 23, 2017

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Wiz posted:

It really doesn't get discussed that much, honestly. Usually only in context of comparing it to other disastrous projects or mentioning Roberts when talking about incompetent bosses. It's a standing joke but the joke's pretty old by now.

Also the occasional "how do we get these guys as customers" joke about the megawhales.

Keep making adorable portraits for Stellaris tbh. I'll buy them all because I am an idiot.

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

Wiz posted:

It really doesn't get discussed that much, honestly. Usually only in context of comparing it to other disastrous projects or mentioning Roberts when talking about incompetent bosses. It's a standing joke but the joke's pretty old by now.

Also the occasional "how do we get these guys as customers" joke about the megawhales.

I appreciate that. I was always curious if it was an inside industry joke.

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Ray sipe needs to do a Star Citizen song like his Eve online one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHLdYVELWrQ

Wiz
May 16, 2004

Nap Ghost

Beet Wagon posted:

Keep making adorable portraits for Stellaris tbh. I'll buy them all because I am an idiot.

But how many thousands of dollars will you pay for a limited edition fully fidelious starfish??

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe

Hobold posted:

How much more blatantly scammy does this poo poo have to get, before people wake the gently caress up?

Some already realize it or fear that it may be but they'll defend it to the death because they see themselves as fully invested with no way out except if the game comes out and is good.

I've argued untenable positions before that I knew we're untenable because I felt trapped. I think most people have at some point or another. You know you're doing it but you can't help it.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Wiz posted:

But how many thousands of dollars will you pay for a limited edition fully fidelious starfish??

I think you're doomed to never make as much money as CR because you're not a massive liar.

I'm pretty sure that's all it takes when it comes to video game whales. Give people the ability to pay you ludicrous amounts of cash then just lie about every feature - job done. Don't even need an office.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Xaerael posted:

Ray sipe needs to do a Star Citizen song like his Eve online one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHLdYVELWrQ

He's right though.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Wiz posted:

But how many thousands of dollars will you pay for a limited edition fully fidelious starfish??

I feel like a whale because I buy every EU4 DLC.


You monsters.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

ripptide posted:

You need to research those animal prosthetics ASAP! Unless you don't have that mod of course.

Liiiiiink.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Hobold posted:

I just can't loving wrap my head around this one, but the reality is, we see this kinda poo poo happen in the real world. Even after its exposed, convictions are handed out and people are jailed, there are still staunch backers.

People are remarkably obstinate in the face of facts, let alone soft evidence that gives them an avenue to develop an excuse. Nobody likes to admit they were wrong or scammed.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Wiz posted:

But how many thousands of dollars will you pay for a limited edition fully fidelious starfish??

Does the starfish come with Lifetime Insurance?

ripptide
Jul 28, 2016


Mod is called "A Dog Said". You can also get it from the Community Hub thru Steam.

https://ludeon.com/forums/index.php?topic=29310.0

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

DapperDon posted:

I appreciate that. I was always curious if it was an inside industry joke.

It seems to be a joke everywhere.

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

Wiz posted:

It really doesn't get discussed that much, honestly. Usually only in context of comparing it to other disastrous projects or mentioning Roberts when talking about incompetent bosses. It's a standing joke but the joke's pretty old by now.

Also the occasional "how do we get these guys as customers" joke about the megawhales.

Hmm, I expected as much.

The joke getting old and people sort of kind of forgetting about it (even the small backers) is probably the best "place to be" for CIG. Drawing more light and attention to the project (with a beta SC/PU, or a SQ42 prelude) is more likely to hurt them than anything else.

aleksendr
May 14, 2014

ripptide posted:



Friggin' addictive "just one more turn" game. I was leary of a pixel-graphics game with only a couple devs, but he's doing a great job. Add in all the mods and there goes any free time.

Carefull with the mods. While some are good, some are just "whaa, this feature/event is just too hard and i dont like it, so here is a way to make it trivial" and that royally gently caress up game balance, turning what should be a "Colony survival game" into a "Beneficient God game". No saying one or the other is wrong, but you have to account for it.

Like the "Vegetable garden"mod. It add a bunch of crops and fruit trees to grow to add to the usual corn, rice and potatos of the vanilla game. Nothing dagerous for game balance there ? No ? Wrong. It also add a canning station, allowing you to turn vegetable, fruits and meat into "canned meat" or "canned vegetables" that never expire, potentially turning all food related events (blight, Zzzt, Eclipses, Solar flares, ect) that can be colony killer if you planned poorly into trivial challenges.

The game is great for its emergent gameplay because you have to plan to avoid disaster and/or take serious decisions once you face them. (Food is gone, do we eat Tommy who cant clean, haul, craft or research or de we eat the dog first ? Pick Tommy and everyone feel bad, Pick the dog and its pyromaniac owner has a mental breakdown and set fire to the base. Fun !) If you use mods to give you additional tools to circumvent all disasters without having to think then your playing with another type of toy.

I find the best mods are those that adress "quality of life" that save you clicks or present informations in a more efficient way, like "wildlife" that put all annimals on the map on a single menu tab. In vanilla you can scan the map with "mark I eyeballs" to find annimals to hunt, but this is just busywork since you can pause time while you do so. More usefull to put all the critters under a single tab and simply set the status to hunt or tame as desired. That or the "hysteresis" mods, that allow you to set command to "keep stockpile number between X and Y" while vanilla only allow for "do untill you have X" causing the cook to drop things and run half the map everytime someone eat a single meal off the pile.

I know its sad to put your dog down because its brain damaged after it saved you from raiders so many times, but such is life on the Rim. There will be other dogs, and you dont have to eat or make a hat out of him afterward if it make you feel better.

Wiz
May 16, 2004

Nap Ghost

AbstractNapper posted:

Hmm, I expected as much.

The joke getting old and people sort of kind of forgetting about it (even the small backers) is probably the best "place to be" for CIG. Drawing more light and attention to the project (with a beta SC/PU, or a SQ42 prelude) is more likely to hurt them than anything else.

I think everyone who still gives a drat are waiting for them to actually release something or the backers to finally give up on them once and for all. The well of stupid they're drinking from certainly seems deeper than anyone would've guessed though.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Wiz posted:

But how many thousands of dollars will you pay for a limited edition fully fidelious starfish??

Probably at least a couple :negative:

Mostly I just want to be able to arm my science ships so my insane science-loving snailmen can "tactically research" those goddamn birdpeople straight back to hell.

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015



:toot:

phosdex
Dec 16, 2005

What is the name of the term for the thing we do where after buying something, we have to validate our purchase to others. Because we're obviously not idiots and since we bought a product, it must be good.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

MeLKoR posted:

I actually resent people using the term "fascist" the same way republicans call everyone to the left of Pinochet "communists" because we lived under an actual fascist dictatorship for 48 years.
Vox Day is the real deal. Just because modern fascists aren't wearing black shirts doesn't mean they aren't fascists. They can talk about "defending western democracies" (from the invaders) and "protecting women" (from muslims) all day long but don't let that fool you, the important part is what's between brackets not what's between quotation marks.

You might put a suit on a fash and teach him a couple of expensive words but he's no less a fash than a skinhead knuckle dragger on army boots.

Yeah, and I resent the way skinhead became appropriated to represent fascist, often neo-Nazi scum with missing chromosomes, instead of punk music enthusiasts with shaven heads.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Hobold posted:

How much more blatantly scammy does this poo poo have to get, before people wake the gently caress up?

A couple of posts from the Free Republic thread discussing Trump's announcement he won't be releasing his tax returns after all:

quote:

Tax return disclosure requests are a communist device to get people arguing over who should be paying taxes rather than the size of government, or how to increase tax revenues by private sector growth. Frightened Republicans usually cave in to such nonsense.

21 posted on 1/22/2017, 9:54:12 PM by Socon-Econ

quote:

The press plans to scrutinize PRESIDENT TRUMP’S taxes to see if he is ‘benefiting’ financially while serving as President - an impeachable offense. He should NEVER produce his tax records.
It wouldn’t surprise me if they were “accidentally” leaked to the press by a disgruntled (and well paid) IRS employee.

25 posted on 1/22/2017, 10:08:08 PM by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. Psalm 33:12)

quote:

Anybody is entitled to change their mind. He was sincere when he said he would release them. Just changed his mind so there is no dishonesty.

28 posted on 1/22/2017, 2:28:50 PM by Lisbon1940 (No full-term Governors (at the time of election!)

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Too busy playing RimWorld.

The husky my colonists started with got mauled by a cougar. They saved his life but he lost his paws. Now he just lies there in his sleeping spot, unable to move. One of the colonists feeds him when he's hungry. Fortunately he had puppies with another husky so he gets to spend his life watching his children romp around.

A good dogge.

I have a pack of 5 timber wolves , 3 of which have acquired cirrhosis of the liver and are alcoholics

Drunk dogges walking around puking allover my colony

Wiz
May 16, 2004

Nap Ghost

Beet Wagon posted:

Probably at least a couple :negative:

Mostly I just want to be able to arm my science ships so my insane science-loving snailmen can "tactically research" those goddamn birdpeople straight back to hell.

The problem with armed science ships is really the question 'what does it add to the game?'. Let's say we stick a small turret or two on them: They're still going to at most be able to take out a single corvette. Even if you made something like a cruiser or battleship class science ship for the late game, it'd still get its rear end kicked by an actual cruiser or battleship, and warships don't exactly tend to come alone in Stellaris. If they had real combat capability we'd also have to remove the ability for them to very rapidly FTL out of combat, since that could be exploited by making all science ship warfleets.

In short, it's one of those things people want because it's a staple of sci-fi, so I'd love to add it, but I really can't think of any good mechanics for it.

(PS: You can send warships to escort your science ships)

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Sappo569 posted:

I have a pack of 5 timber wolves , 3 of which have acquired cirrhosis of the liver and are alcoholics

Drunk dogges walking around puking allover my colony

Okay well I guess I'm buying RimWorld now.

JugbandDude
Jul 19, 2016

Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun

Shine on you crazy diamond!

TrustmeImLegit posted:

I feel like a whale because I buy every EU4 DLC.


You monsters.

That's exactly my feeling when buying all DLC for EU4, CK2 and Stellaris.

But then I compare the number of hours of pure joy against the DLC cost and realize it's drat good value, unmatched even by WoW.

I'm not "helping" PDS or "supporting" development or "believing" in some nonsense... it's just cash they truly earned.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Wiz posted:

The problem with armed science ships is really the question 'what does it add to the game?'. Let's say we stick a small turret or two on them: They're still going to at most be able to take out a single corvette. Even if you made something like a cruiser or battleship class science ship for the late game, it'd still get its rear end kicked by an actual cruiser or battleship, and warships don't exactly tend to come alone in Stellaris. If they had real combat capability we'd also have to remove the ability for them to very rapidly FTL out of combat, since that could be exploited by making all science ship warfleets.

In short, it's one of those things people want because it's a staple of sci-fi, so I'd love to add it, but I really can't think of any good mechanics for it.

(PS: You can send warships to escort your science ships)

Yeah I know, it's just one of those things that seems like it would be nice every time you've got a ship researching debris somewhere out on the fringe and it gets blasted by a random passerby. The real answer is "Hey Beet learn to remember where you left your science ships, idiot" and that's fair.

I agree, all it would do is either A) throw off the balance of the game or B) create a totally unnecessary unit/upgrade. Still though these rear end in a top hat birdpeople seem to love poaching my science ships when I'm not looking and I hold you personally responsible because I'm a child.

Wiz
May 16, 2004

Nap Ghost

Beet Wagon posted:

Yeah I know, it's just one of those things that seems like it would be nice every time you've got a ship researching debris somewhere out on the fringe and it gets blasted by a random passerby. The real answer is "Hey Beet learn to remember where you left your science ships, idiot" and that's fair.

I agree, all it would do is either A) throw off the balance of the game or B) create a totally unnecessary unit/upgrade. Still though these rear end in a top hat birdpeople seem to love poaching my science ships when I'm not looking and I hold you personally responsible because I'm a child.

It would actually be more likely to die if it was a combat ship though, since it would have a 30 day escape timer instead of 4 day. But at least it would take a tiny percentage of the enemy's shields with it?

...

Actually, what I mean is that you can totally have armed science ships with the new Hyperion DLC ship that we promise is coming in a matter of weeks, not months. You can buy it right now though, for the low, low price of $2500. Limited stock!

JugbandDude
Jul 19, 2016

Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun

Shine on you crazy diamond!

Wiz posted:

(PS: You can send warships to escort your science ships)

OMG, I hadn't thought of that. I feel really dumb now.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

8 Million more and we can finally make the game as Derek had said! Wooooooo


Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Beet Wagon posted:

Yeah I know, it's just one of those things that seems like it would be nice every time you've got a ship researching debris somewhere out on the fringe and it gets blasted by a random passerby. The real answer is "Hey Beet learn to remember where you left your science ships, idiot" and that's fair.

I agree, all it would do is either A) throw off the balance of the game or B) create a totally unnecessary unit/upgrade. Still though these rear end in a top hat birdpeople seem to love poaching my science ships when I'm not looking and I hold you personally responsible because I'm a child.

The correct response is "Yes, this will be our $2,000,000 stretch goal"

Thinking through gameplay mechanics BEFORE you get people to pay for them? No wonder you've not caught any whales yet.

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Wiz posted:



Actually, what I mean is that you can totally have armed science ships with the new Hyperion DLC ship that we promise is coming in a matter of weeks, not months. You can buy it right now though, for the low, low price of $2500. Limited stock!

Nods Sagely.

Wiz
May 16, 2004

Nap Ghost

JugbandDude posted:

OMG, I hadn't thought of that. I feel really dumb now.

Civilian ships even have the lowest possible targeting priority, so even a shield of a few corvettes more or less guarantees your science ship time to get away.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

phosdex posted:

What is the name of the term for the thing we do where after buying something, we have to validate our purchase to others. Because we're obviously not idiots and since we bought a product, it must be good.

Sunk cost fallacy.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Wiz posted:

Actually, what I mean is that you can totally have armed science ships with the new Hyperion DLC ship that we promise is coming in a matter of weeks, not months. You can buy it right now though, for the low, low price of $2500. Limited stock!

Now you understand games development! Just point me at that kickstarter, baby! :D


Wiz posted:

Civilian ships even have the lowest possible targeting priority, so even a shield of a few corvettes more or less guarantees your science ship time to get away.

You know, I actually did not know that about the targeting priority thing. That's crazy good to know. I'm early-game right now but I'll remember that later when I've got more corvettes than leftover candy corn.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Wiz posted:

It would actually be more likely to die if it was a combat ship though, since it would have a 30 day escape timer instead of 4 day. But at least it would take a tiny percentage of the enemy's shields with it?

...

Actually, what I mean is that you can totally have armed science ships with the new Hyperion DLC ship that we promise is coming in a matter of weeks, not months. You can buy it right now though, for the low, low price of $2500. Limited stock!

Arming civilian ships would be useful for certain encounters.

JugbandDude
Jul 19, 2016

Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun

Shine on you crazy diamond!

ManofManyAliases posted:

8 Million more and we can finally make the game as Derek had said! Wooooooo



Wooooo!

If we get to 150 mil, can you stream yourself playing Star Citizen for 4 hours?

I would pay to watch that.

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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Beet Wagon posted:

Now you understand games development! Just point me at that kickstarter, baby! :D


You know, I actually did not know that about the targeting priority thing. That's crazy good to know. I'm early-game right now but I'll remember that later when I've got more corvettes than leftover candy corn.

Me neither. Escort service it is!

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