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MariusLecter posted:Would. Meatus
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Aesop Poprock posted:"I ran out of pizza sauce so I used spaghettios" This is definitely AFP but my mum used to make a variation of this, canned spag on bread with cheese and I absolutely would. Just not in public.
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Jan 22, 2017 08:05
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Shithouse Dave posted:Just not in public. Sure you could, just cover your head to hide your shame from passersby (and also G-d)
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Jan 22, 2017 08:30
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Years ago I was fooling around with this girl and I pushed a grape Jolly Rancher into her slick rear end in a top hat with my tongue and it popped back out quickly like when you squeeze a wet bar of soap. I held it in my teeth and passed it into her mouth.
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Jan 22, 2017 08:31
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Centipedes are truly strange creatures.
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Jan 22, 2017 09:31
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Picnic Princess posted:Centipedes are truly strange creatures. We inject venom through modified legs
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Jan 22, 2017 09:57
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Big Centipede posted:Years ago I was fooling around with this girl and I pushed a grape Jolly Rancher into her slick rear end in a top hat with my tongue and it popped back out quickly like when you squeeze a wet bar of soap. I held it in my teeth and passed it into her mouth. Same.
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Jan 22, 2017 14:41
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AFP does not stand for Angry Food Porn. 
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Jan 22, 2017 16:15
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RIP AND TEAR
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Jan 22, 2017 17:40
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Big Centipede posted:Years ago I was fooling around with this girl and I pushed a grape Jolly Rancher into her slick rear end in a top hat with my tongue and it popped back out quickly like when you squeeze a wet bar of soap. I held it in my teeth and passed it into her mouth. But did you cum?
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Jan 22, 2017 17:43
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Sociopastry posted:Are tacos sandwiches? Discuss No. MariusLecter posted:Hotdogs are tacos . No.
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Jan 22, 2017 19:04
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FPzero posted:RIP AND TEAR   
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Jan 22, 2017 19:06
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BraveUlysses posted:But did you cum? Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
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Jan 22, 2017 19:33
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DOOM 5 looking good. efb, sort of.
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Jan 22, 2017 19:57
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Crosspost from the AUG thread.  
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Jan 22, 2017 20:52
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Big Centipede posted:Years ago I was fooling around with this girl and I pushed a grape Jolly Rancher into her slick rear end in a top hat with my tongue and it popped back out quickly like when you squeeze a wet bar of soap. I held it in my teeth and passed it into her mouth. 
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Jan 22, 2017 21:03
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Nuevo posted:Crosspost from the AUG thread. Usually when someone on SA claims they took a single bite of food and it gave them a stomach ache I feel like they're being hyperbolic weiners but I would totally believe it in this case
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Jan 22, 2017 23:53
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Nuevo posted:Crosspost from the AUG thread. Would so hard I would also die.
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Bubblyblubber posted:Would so hard I would also die. 
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Nuevo posted:Crosspost from the AUG thread. Wouldn't. Like, yesterday I had liverwurst, mayo, wholegrain mustard and swiss cheese on a sandwich so all those ingredients are fine on their own but as that picture shows them? Wouldn't.
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Jan 23, 2017 00:25
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Sociopastry posted:Are tacos sandwiches? Discuss
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Jan 23, 2017 05:40
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Bubblyblubber posted:Would so hard I would also die. That thing is like 1:1 meat to condiment ratio my dude. It's a texture and flavor nightmare
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Jan 23, 2017 06:12
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Aesop Poprock posted:"I ran out of pizza sauce so I used spaghettios" That is Kraft parmesan cheese, isn't it.
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Jan 23, 2017 07:49
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Schubalts posted:That is Kraft parmesan cheese, isn't it. Kraft parmesan doesn't melt or look anything like that. It's likely pre-grated mozzarella from a bag
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Jan 23, 2017 08:04
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Tumblr of scotch posted:2006 court ruling in the case of White City v PR Restaurants says no. Umm, wow. That's actually a real thing. Fascinating.
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Jan 23, 2017 15:48
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Bubblyblubber posted:Would so hard I would also die. Living up to that username, buddy.
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RandomZero posted:Umm, wow. That's actually a real thing. Fascinating. Now we need to find a similar case to finally end the myth of "no pizza rules."
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Jan 23, 2017 18:19
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There are pizza rules but its a Neapolitan appellation law from Italy. I have previously explained my attitude toward appellation laws but the pizza rules are even more pyramid schemey because its a big business getting American restaurant owners to come to Italy to learn the pizza rules even when the law doesn't apply internationally, but more importantly because there are no pizza rules.
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Jan 23, 2017 18:32
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Big Centipede posted:Years ago I was fooling around with this girl and I pushed a grape Jolly Rancher into her slick rear end in a top hat with my tongue and it popped back out quickly like when you squeeze a wet bar of soap. I held it in my teeth and passed it into her mouth. Thought at first this is gonna be the old Jolly Rancher reddit tale. (  and how)Content:  
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Jan 23, 2017 18:32
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idgi this is literally just a cake in a bundt pan?
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Jan 23, 2017 18:47
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If there are no pizza rules isn't everything a pizza?
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Jan 23, 2017 18:54
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Davoren posted:If there are no pizza rules isn't everything a pizza? There are pizza rules. There are things you are not allowed to do to, or with, pizza.
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as in, multiple pineapples?
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Jan 23, 2017 19:23
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And that's why I always order pizza with my phone instead!
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Flipperwaldt posted:And that's why I always order pizza with my phone instead! Hurts less when you put it up to your head, amirite?
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https://twitter.com/andy_park/status/823653111323426816
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Jan 23, 2017 23:30
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Is this AFP because of the square of white bread posing as a bun? Orrrrrr?
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Jan 24, 2017 06:30
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I think it's someone deconstructing the hot dog, presenting it as a gourmet food, and charging accordingly. I actually had to ask someone what deconstructed meant because I kept hearing it on Cutthroat Kitchen. It was as if the word meant: this food technically doesn't meet the requirements for a good dish but it it's technically the dish and it's "good". Edit: Just to be clear, deconstructed is essentially some fancy plating where you're supposed to put the food together yourself. RandomPauI has a new favorite as of 06:45 on Jan 24, 2017 |
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Bread and hotdogs are perfectly acceptable, it's the artisanal presentation that gets me. And that drat dog is too long for that bread!
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