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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

MOMENTSMOMENTSMOMENTSMOMENTSMOMENTSMOMENTSMOMENTSMOMENTSMOMENTSMOMENTS

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Here, have the most simple point system ever known:

Best average finishing position. Done.

Oh right, that means someone wins the championship with a race to go while only winning one race en route. WE CAN'T HAVE THAT! :downs:

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


gently caress it, let's watch the world burn.

L_Harrison
May 22, 2007
It's like they listened to fans about the majority of the season not mattering, and thus tried to reinstate points racing, but in the most hosed-up way imaginable and with more dumb gimmicks.

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

Boomer The Cannon posted:

gently caress it, let's watch the world burn.

Humpy suggested just going to modified heat races and multiple mains on a single day, and that sounds like a much better option than this poo poo honestly.

Or just, you know, cut the races to 200-300 miles outside of the Coke 600/Daytona 500, but thats way to obvious and simple.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Listen, if you don't like this system, just come back in 2019 when they change it again.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
scoring throughout the entire event

he's right b/c I'll be jerking off in the segment breaks

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


VikingSkull posted:

IT'S ALIVE

(thanks EB)

This must be what Germany felt like when they shipped Lenin in a sealed railroad car back to Russia in 1917.

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things

kidcoelacanth posted:

Listen, if you don't like this system, just come back in 2019 when they change it again.

You think they can possibly go through two whole years without dicking with it more?

We need points for qualifying
Let teams spend points to improve their qualifying position
Every 50 laps you lead gives you a token you can use for either a free +5 pass under caution, or for a free pit stop without loss of position, and you can save them to use at later races too
Double header races where they race backwards for the 2nd round (Take this as either driving in reverse gear, or reverse around the track, or both, whichever amuses you more)

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
"we listened to the fans"

Technically Brian France is a fan.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Boomer The Cannon posted:

This must be what Germany felt like when they shipped Lenin in a sealed railroad car back to Russia in 1917.

Seize the means of points production.

From each according to his segment, to each according to his speeds.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


VikingSkull posted:

Seize the means of points production.

From each according to his segment, to each according to his speeds.

2017 thread title there but 5/5 post

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
Good lord NASCAR is dumb as gently caress for presenting these "enhancements" in the way that they did. Way too condescending, especially in light of the fact that NASCAR even said that "all the stakeholders" (TV, sponsors, promoters, fans) gave input but they presented things as if the only party that was important was "the fans." Yes, we "the fans" definitely want two confusing as gently caress points systems that require several articles to kind of explain??

Here's a way they could have put things to make it sound 100x better:

quote:

Listen, we get it that our races are kind of long and they drag out in places. We know that fans at home like long green flag sequences so a race can unfold, but fans at the track aren't able to take a break without missing a lot of the action. So what we're going to do is go back to our short track roots. We're going to create three shorter, harder races within a single, traditional NASCAR race. There will still be an overall race winner for the points and the playoffs, but each shorter race will have playoff implications, too.

If they announced it like that, you'd get people to listen and frame the changes in a way that might actually make sense. But no, NASCAR wants to go for the made-for-TV(-money) route, and have decided that a once-was fan like me knows exactly what I want.

I mean, it's not a bad idea when I put it my way. But the way NASCAR communicated it shows how much they've lost touch.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



So, the sixteenth place car on prime numbered laps receives 35 NASCAR FunBuxTM?

Seriously, if you need this slickly produced video, you might be doin' it wrong:

https://twitter.com/NASCAR/status/823669757329162241

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

btw nascar is considering a podium made up of the 3 stage winners, lmao

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Elitist Bitch posted:

So, the sixteenth place car on prime numbered laps receives 35 NASCAR FunBuxTM?

Seriously, if you need this slickly produced video, you might be doin' it wrong:

https://twitter.com/NASCAR/status/823669757329162241

"Everything you need to know about NASCAR's new format" sounds like an attack ad or something.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I'm just walking in so, before I look at the details, let me just say that no matter what happens here, it's been a privilege serving with you gentlemen and lady.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Harveygod posted:

"Everything you need to know about NASCAR's new format" sounds like an attack ad or something.

I'm Paul R. Nelson and I approve this message.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
This is stupid but I don't really give a poo poo

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Yeah, I just watched the video and I'm fully expecting the next TV deal to not matter because no one is going to care anymore. What the gently caress is this poo poo? I just wish I didn't have such an attachment to the sport so I could just take it all with a grain of salt and go :tif:.

Like, these are the god drat bullet points:

quote:

The enhanced format consists of the following:
• Races will now consist of three stages, with championship implications in each stage.
• The top-10 finishers of the first two stages will be awarded additional championship points.
• The winner of the first two stages of each race will receive one playoff point, and the race winner will receive five playoff points. Each playoff point will be added to his or her reset total following race No. 26, if that competitor makes the playoffs.
• All playoff points will carry through to the end of the third round of the playoffs (Round of 8), with the Championship 4 racing straight-up at Homestead-Miami Speedway for the title.
• Championship points following the first two stages will be awarded on a descending scale, with the stage winner receiving 10 points, second receiving 9 points, and so on.
• The race winner following the final stage will now receive 40 points, second-place will receive 35, third-place 34, fourth-place 33, and so on.
_
The new system, which will be in effect for all three NASCAR national series:
At the end of the race, the winner will get 40 points, and then second through 35th will be awarded points on a 35-to-2 scale. Those finishing 36th to 40th will be awarded one point. There will be no bonus points for leading a lap or leading the most laps.
• NASCAR will award points 10-to-1 to the top-10 drivers at the end of each of the first two segments. The number of laps of each of the first two segments will be the same in a race (and won't change if the caution comes out), and the end of the second stage will be approximately at the halfway point of the race. A race would be official after the second stage if it rains.
• Drivers will now carry bonus points -- called "playoff points" -- throughout the entire playoffs (instead of just the first round) when the points get reset. Drivers will earn five playoff points for every race win and one playoff point for every segment win. The top-10 drivers in the standings in the regular season also earn additional playoff points on a 15-10-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 scale. Drivers will continue to accumulate points throughout the playoffs and carry all the points earned during the year into each of the first three playoff rounds.
• Qualifying for the playoffs remains the same -- the regular-season champion plus 15 drivers based on wins with ties broken by points will get into the playoffs, as long as they are in the top 30 in the standings.
• The playoffs will remain divided into three three-race rounds with four drivers eliminated after each round to set up four finalists for the season finale at Homestead-Miami Speedway. Drivers automatically qualify into the next round with a win in that playoff round, and the remaining spots filled by the point standings. At Homestead, the top-finishing driver among the four finalists at the end of the race wins the title.
• The race purse will be paid at the final stage.
• The 150-mile qualifying races at Daytona will be worth points to the top-10 drivers on a 10-to-1 scale (just like a race segment), but the winners do not get bonus points for the playoffs.
• NASCAR won't allow teams to replace body panels during a race, and teams will have additional limitations on crash repair that likely will mean most drivers who have to go to the garage won't return for the remainder of the race.

It's unbelievably confusing.

The Duels paying points actually makes some sense because they sure as poo poo don't matter anymore anyway.

Cygni posted:

btw nascar is considering a podium made up of the 3 stage winners, lmao

NASCAR has been trying to talk fans into a podium for at least two years, possibly three.

Come at me, Fan Council.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

FuzzySkinner posted:

I'll stand up for Indy during Carb Day/Race day, and the Glen during any given weekend. Throw them into the mix.

Seriously the guys at the Glen look like they know how to throw a loving party.

I've got a friend who has been partying in the boot. Setup a rig to play Forza outside on a wheel and have a good time.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

BMB5150 posted:

I've got a friend who has been partying in the boot. Setup a rig to play Forza outside on a wheel and have a good time.

I have a few twitter buds who do the same.

It sounds incredible.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
I mean on paper this whole poo poo sounds confusing and dumb but I'll just do my usual and wait to see how it pans out before I cast a negative judgement on it.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I don't think this sounds Monster enough for Monster Energy. How about they throw in a big loving paved ramp the cars come down to jockey for spots before going into Turn 1 the first time?

Lost in all this is that the points are talked up but, in the end, they still. don't. matter.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW


What a terrific audience! :frogdowns:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Harveygod posted:



What a terrific audience! :frogdowns:

Wait...please don't...please don't tell me that

https://twitter.com/JeffGordonWeb/status/823698279796011008

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo..... :negative:

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Jeff's taking down NASCAR from the inside.

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things

CBJSprague24 posted:

I don't think this sounds Monster enough for Monster Energy. How about they throw in a big loving paved ramp the cars come down to jockey for spots before going into Turn 1 the first time?

Lost in all this is that the points are talked up but, in the end, they still. don't. matter.

Well...mostly. The normal points system still doesn't mean poo poo until the "playoffs" just as it has since they made the chase based on wins, the new additions still mean basically nothing to those who get into the top 16 in the end since they tend to just fall out in the 1st or 2nd round. As ridiculous and confusing as having a 2nd points system is, it might make the first 26 races a bit more interesting* since winning segments/races is beneficial all the way through, rather than just round 1. Now if a team pushes hard through the season, and say gets 5 wins, and wins say 12 segments, they get to start each round with 37 extra points. It's kinda stupid, but in a hacksawed way, they just made being consistent through a season be more important again, though still almost entirely focused on winning. The points through a race might make the "playoff" races a bit more interesting or boring, depending on how teams handle it. You gently caress up and wreck early, rather than just dropping ~30 some points to the field, now you'll be losing 45+.

It's definitely the most over the top complicated rules change since that even/odd yellow flag pit change (someone link that video please), but it will make the races more interesting if you can manage to figure out wtf is going on and Calvinball doesn't bother you.

I'm thinking:
-More mid race gambling on pit stops for those singular points in first 26 than before
-More all out for wins in first 26 than before
-Mid season "testing" races will go away/be very uncommon
-Less drama/points staring in the last 10 races. Not that there won't be any, but you won't have the transfer spots positions shuffling around like a bingo board throughout a race as much.
-*Interesting is that JJ will probably win 10 races this year and be untouchable pointswise until Miami

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

CBJSprague24 posted:

Wait...please don't...please don't tell me that

https://twitter.com/JeffGordonWeb/status/823698279796011008

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo..... :negative:

What would you expect owing everything to this series.

Yeah if they framed this as not so condescending and try to be edge and say hey you like your weekly short track racing? Here we'll divide half the race to heat races and 2nd half as the A-main. Points for top 10 in the heat and for everyone in the main. Oh and winners in each race gets special points for playoff seeding in each round if they make it into the playoffs. Sounds dumb but we gotta reward your 5 wins from the regular season so you can't choke away as easily in the playoffs.

Now I'm waiting for someone to do this points and racing format for the whole history of NASCAR just to know what stupid things happen, like a Steve Park in the championship race stupid.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

BMB5150 posted:

Now I'm waiting for someone to do this points and racing format for the whole history of NASCAR just to know what stupid things happen, like a Steve Park in the championship race stupid.

That actually owns, so I'm back on board. This rules

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things

BMB5150 posted:

Now I'm waiting for someone to do this points and racing format for the whole history of NASCAR just to know what stupid things happen, like a Steve Park in the championship race stupid.

Yeah, but you can't do that because they weren't racing under the same system so their strategy migh:fuckoff:

SpitztheGreat
Jul 20, 2005
Guys, what the hell is happening, we are through the looking glass. Trump is President and NASCAR is following his lead into insanity. My dad and I were thinking of going to a race this year but this seals it, this sport is broken beyond repair.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


I fell out of watching NASCAR a few years ago because the sport wasn't imploding fast enough and medical science was keeping their gouty limp-dicked fanbase of cranky greybeards alive for too long..

But I'm glad to see they are back on course to torpedoing the whole thing with Brian's bad ideas and back on track to selling the whole brand off to TNT for $20 million in cash and $100 million in assumed debts by 2019.

They even managed to ruin the elegant simplicity of the Daytona 500 by turning it into some everyone-goes-home-with-a-prize church basement bingo payout scheme where the winner of the race is no longer the winner of the day.

Maybe I'll join you guys for THE PLAYOFFS in fall. Good work Brian.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

SpitztheGreat posted:

Guys, what the hell is happening, we are through the looking glass. Trump is President and NASCAR is following his lead desperately playing catch-up into insanity.

L_Harrison
May 22, 2007
All we need is Trump to make a guest appearance in the broadcast booth and talk about how NASCAR is the best it's ever been.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



NASCAR 2017-Championship Implications, Moments, and the Product: You're not in the most boring meeting in work history, but the stakeholders are working hard for it to feel that way.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

I get frustrated because...I WANT to like NASCAR.

I want to go to races. I want to follow the sport. I want to have favorite drivers outside of Dale Jr.. I don't want to be some snob about "HOW MUCH BETTER INDYCAR IS".

I've been begging this sport to not do this. It's exhausting.

And they keep doing this poo poo. Over and over again.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


I like that they already have an faq up like questions are already frequently asked.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


L_Harrison posted:

All we need is Trump to make a guest appearance in the broadcast booth and talk about how NASCAR is the best it's ever been.

Certainly this is going to happen.

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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

BMB5150 posted:

Now I'm waiting for someone to do this points and racing format for the whole history of NASCAR just to know what stupid things happen, like a Steve Park in the championship race stupid.

I want to but they haven't announced when the segment cutoffs are.

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