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Clocks posted:If holding a pink froo-froo purse is such a huge deal then I don't blame that girl for leaving just for that. If he can't hold a purse for a few minutes with nothing at stake (also, the irony of her carrying his poo poo is just delicious) then what would happen if they got married and had kids and she needed some quick help with something? So dumb. Yeah, I hold my girlfriend's purse all the drat time if she needs me to. Who gives a poo poo? If you care about your partner, you do very basic stuff for them whenever. I cannot stand how this rear end in a top hat writes. "Heh, how could I possibly hold my girlfriend's gross sparkly pink purse? It's not like I care.  " Dude is a jerkbag of the highest degree and I hope no woman dates him ever again.
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Trying to imagine how this fragile flower would react if his girlfriend asked him to pick up tampons at the store or something.
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Jan 24, 2017 01:41
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It's probably the same kind of guys that get super weird about shopping in women's stores with their SO. Oh no my girlfriend is buying sexy panties, how embarrassing to be seen with her at this time.
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quote:I'm [22 F] considering breaking up with my boyfriend [M 25] of 3 months for farting
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gently caress that poo poo lady i'm going to fart and you are going to LOVE IT and if you don't then I don't know what we can do here...
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Jan 24, 2017 02:28
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Which two countries/cultures is she talking about? I like how she presents it like no one from her country farts ever at all and wherever she's moved to is like fartsville, fartsylvania and its fuckin hysterical
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quote:Me [37 M] with my wife [35 F] of 1.5 years is charging me rent to live in her houseRelationships He admits in the comments the fought about money constantly prior to getting married, but she reassured him that once he was "family" it would all change.
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Jan 24, 2017 02:30
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Half of her poo poo is now his anyway so he should just fart up a storm drive her from their shared home and take half the poo poo and find a nicer woman to hang out with.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:Which two countries/cultures is she talking about? I like how she presents it like no one from her country farts ever at all and wherever she's moved to is like fartsville, fartsylvania and its fuckin hysterical https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opiMvgp5Efo
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Yeah, I hold my girlfriend's purse all the drat time if she needs me to. Who gives a poo poo? If you care about your partner, you do very basic stuff for them whenever. I cannot stand how this rear end in a top hat writes. "Heh, how could I possibly hold my girlfriend's gross sparkly pink purse? It's not like I care. I love "I get by with a wallet, she can too" followed by "she dumped my phone and all my junk on the floor! Waaaaahhhh!" He's lucky she didn't just dump them straight into the trash. The women's trash. Those fun little containers in the stalls.
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To play Fartphobe's Advocate, deliberately farting in front of her for humor after she's mentioned she's repulsed by it is kind of a dick move. Maybe not a relationship-ending one, but a dick move. That said... thinking of your partner as a "fecal hotbox" for having a bodily function is pretty hosed up. She may just want to return to whatever fart-free Utopia she came from to find an appropriately sanitized man.
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Antivehicular posted:To play Fartphobe's Advocate, deliberately farting in front of her for humor after she's mentioned she's repulsed by it is kind of a dick move. Maybe not a relationship-ending one, but a dick move. she literally cannot handle the idea of a fart, even a completely scentless one, and considers the mere act of farting deep disrespect like drat I could understand being upset at a dutch oven or whatever but if a dude's gotta fart...
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Gaunab posted:fresh marinade fecal hotbox mods name change tia
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Stumbled across this old one while looking for the OP of a different one posted in here, might be a repost but still p funny Zero Luck Meeting New Girls as a Guy in an Open Relationship; Self-Esteem Suffering quote:Hello, I'm new not only to this forum but also to these types of relationships in general. Here's the TLDR version of the problem I'm having. Kinda wonder if this is super common, like obviously the imbalance in casual success is a common trend but this is one of the first ones that mentioned explicitly having identical profiles of open vs single and it causing a huge difference in interest.
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I wonder if he'd have better luck on Tinder than OkCupid? I feel like OKC is probably not the kind of place to find women looking for NSA relationships and unless he's really aggressively pursuing poly women I doubt he's going to have much luck finding somebody into open relationship dating who isn't already in some kind of open relationship situation Mirthless fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Jan 24, 2017 |
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Jan 24, 2017 03:14
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I kinda wonder why he even feels obligated to mention he's in an open relationship? I thought the status quo for online dating at the moment was everyone was dating multiple people and things were never exclusive or official until you had a discussion about it.
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Purse guy is getting eviscerated on reddit btw. Only one idiot was all "pff what a drama queen" and ..I'm going to look at their history hold on. The Donald, some pizza gate thing, and a bitcoin knock off. Yeah sounds like a real winner
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ArbitraryC posted:I kinda wonder why he even feels obligated to mention he's in an open relationship? I thought the status quo for online dating at the moment was everyone was dating multiple people and things were never exclusive or official until you had a discussion about it. Considering he's probably not planning to take any of these relationships super seriously, yeah, I don't understand the need for disclosure. Maybe he should be up front that he's "not looking for anything serious right now" but beyond that, it seems unnecessary. If somebody founds out it's because they went way over the boundaries of what's reasonable, so... 
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Jan 24, 2017 03:23
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I think disclosure is the right thing. Some people wouldn't be comfortable with a sexual partner who was in a committed relationship, as evidenced by the change in response rate. I think the response to "if she knew this fact about me, she would not want to have an intimate relationship" should not be "I will conceal this fact".
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Subjunctive posted:I think disclosure is the right thing. Some people wouldn't be comfortable with a sexual partner who was in a committed relationship, as evidenced by the change in response rate. I think the response to "if she knew this fact about me, she would not want to have an intimate relationship" should not be "I will conceal this fact". But that's the thing, he's not part of a committed relationship, he's part of an open relationship. Nobody is being wronged. He's not looking for serious relationships and if he's up front about that with people I don't see how it's anyone's business but his and his girlfriend's.
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Subjunctive posted:I think disclosure is the right thing. Some people wouldn't be comfortable with a sexual partner who was in a committed relationship, as evidenced by the change in response rate. I think the response to "if she knew this fact about me, she would not want to have an intimate relationship" should not be "I will conceal this fact". I just don't really see how it's different then the standard approach of "it's okay to date around until there's been a discussion that suggests otherwise", back when I did online dating the general consensus was to expect the people you were going on dates with to have other dates lined up as well and that's just a totally normal thing. If you don't want to sleep with someone who is sleeping with other people it's your job to bring that up. And I mean who knows maybe the guy would end up meeting someone he'd totally wanna be in an exclusive relationship with that isn't open due to distance, seems just kinda dumb to hamstring himself while his gf sleeps around.
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Don't try and mislead people for sex goons.
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CharlestheHammer posted:Don't try and mislead people for sex goons. But if I don't hide the fact that I'm a socially crippled insane person, how do you expect me to get laid?
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CharlestheHammer posted:Don't try and mislead people for sex goons. I just don't see the misdirection. "I am not looking for a serious or committed relationship" should be the only personal information somebody needs to know about you WRT relationship status if you're not cheating on your partner. Is it reasonable to expect somebody be exclusive as soon as you start seeing each other? Is it reasonable to get bent out of shape about past exes? Is it reasonable to get out of shape about people who somebody may date after you? If none of those things are true, then it's not misdirection, nobody is being hurt or mislead. I think people are getting wigged out more by the taboo than anything else. Isn't this more akin to, like, I don't know, hiding the fact that you're muslim when you're dating in texas? They don't need to know if you're never taking it past the end of the season so why make it public?
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Subjunctive posted:Trying to imagine how this fragile flower would react if his girlfriend asked him to pick up tampons at the store or something. When I worked retail as a young man, guys would regularly walk in with the empty box so they could make sure they got the exact right one and bee line in and out of the store. One time Kotex changed their packaging so this one middle aged guy was there getting increasingly flustered as he paced the aisle. I tried to help him but he just kept sweating and muttering as he left the store.
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CharlestheHammer posted:Don't try and mislead people for sex goons. He wouldn't be misleading anyone. It's not their business what he does outside of their dates unless it's in direct conflict with something they've discussed. I'm not suggesting he should lie about it if they bring it up but it seems nonsensical to expect him to open his first date with it, particularly when you consider how common dating around is when it comes to online dating.
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P-Mack posted:When I worked retail as a young man, guys would regularly walk in with the empty box so they could make sure they got the exact right one and bee line in and out of the store. One time Kotex changed their packaging so this one middle aged guy was there getting increasingly flustered as he paced the aisle. I tried to help him but he just kept sweating and muttering as he left the store. i don't know what people think is going to happen, like, do they think a police cruiser is gonna suddenly roll up and have a bunch of people run in and bust him for being the perv buying tampons at 11:30 at night? i've had to bring home some pretty embarrassing poo poo for my partner in ten years and the people who are deep into a marriage and still can't handle the tampon aisle blow my loving mind.
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yes most people would consider it a mondo creepo move to have this whole secret relationship you conceal from the other person, which is what you're doing if you converse for more than the length of coordinating a place and time to gently caress and then loving and it somehow never comes up, you goon and yeah nobody but nobody wants to be some rando's side piece
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ArbitraryC posted:He wouldn't be misleading anyone. It's not their business what he does outside of their dates unless it's in direct conflict with something they've discussed. I'm not suggesting he should lie about it if they bring it up but it seems nonsensical to expect him to open his first date with it, particularly when you consider how common dating around is when it comes to online dating. Yeah, this is the thing, it's like any other weird and possibly skeevy personal detail that might be a turnoff to somebody - if you're not seriously involved, it's none of their business in the first place. Do you need to tell people your political affiliation, too? A Wizard of Goatse posted:yes most people would consider it a mondo creepo move to have this whole secret relationship you conceal from the other person, which is what you're doing if you converse for more than the length of coordinating a place and time to gently caress and then loving and it somehow never comes up, you goon The dude is just looking for casual dating... he's not looking for "another relationship". "Hey, let's watch netflix and cuddle until we wanna gently caress for a few months until we get bored, this is not going to go anywhere but let's just have fun" - not really sure where the huge machiavellian plot to Steal Sex is here Mirthless fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Jan 24, 2017 |
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Say there's a girl who has an ex that's a fuckbuddy when she's not in a relationship, myself and a lot of guys would probably not want to date someone who is still loving their ex but I wouldn't say she's obligated to disclose that on her OkC profile. She's single and available to date and that's all you really have the right to know until you're dating and you start asking about those boundaries. For me when I did online stuff the exclusivity convo usually came up a month or so in, certainly not the first date. Getting coffee with someone doesn't entitle you to all sordid details of their life, the most you can reasonably expect is that they respect the boundaries that you've discussed with them, if you say "I do not want to sleep with you if you're sleeping with other people" then that's fine and they should respect that, but you need to have a conversation about it before you can expect that.
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^^^ yeah seriously, this is a good point, are you required to disclose a list of any fuckbuddies/FWBs you have? Anybody you might have casually hosed recently, or may casually gently caress again down the road? Do you need to tell every new person you date about the person you occasionally sext with when you're drunk at 2am? "we were in a serious relationship before, and will be in a serious relationship down the road" is the only thing his open relationship means. If people he is dating never have an expectation of existing as a serious couple they don't need to know that detail about him.
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ArbitraryC posted:It's probably the same kind of guys that get super weird about shopping in women's stores with their SO. Oh no my girlfriend is buying sexy panties, how embarrassing to be seen with her at this time. The last time I went to Victoria's Secret with my ex, multiple women told me I was "so brave". It was baffling.
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quote:Me [22F] with my fiance [27 M] noticed a genital abnormality on my partner's body while being intimate recently, wondering where to go from hereRelationships obviously a pilonidal cyst
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Bobby Digital posted:The last time I went to Victoria's Secret with my ex, multiple women told me I was "so brave". It was baffling. I gotta admit I have a pretty drat hard time going into lingerie stores or lingerie sections with my wife If she gets more than five yards from me I immediately get a huge pang of anxiety because I'm worried she's going to exit FOV and somebody's going to see a single male in the store and assume I'm a huge pervert there to ogle the mannequins I know this is completely ridiculous but I can't help what my brain does here 
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Mirthless posted:I just don't see the misdirection. If bringing up changes how things proceed and you hide it because of that you are intentionally misleading them. We don't even know what these women are looking for, projecting onto them and then acting confused when your made up intentions don't line up with reality is also stupid.
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Mirthless posted:I gotta admit I have a pretty drat hard time going into lingerie stores or lingerie sections with my wife Idiot, haven't you ever seen "Mannequin"? Or "Mannequin 2: On the Move"? You better start groping the poo poo out of those things, one of them might come to life.
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gently caress ArbitraryC and Mirthless have allied into an axis of tediumPick posted:obviously a pilonidal cyst if he's shown you his second butthole I'm pretty sure you're in the clear to have a conversation about the second butthole, lady
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How could you not know of a completely undiscovered butthole if you had one? Girl thinks she's Magellan or some poo poo
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Pick posted:obviously a pilonidal cyst That was an amazing ride. Two buttholes. Wow. She settled on that explanation. Just...everyone had not mentioned it to him his whole life to spare his feelings because, hey, a second butthole isn't really a big deal. The doctor is standing there, looking at two winking browneyes, and he just shakes his head and tells the patient to get dressed.
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