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Blistex posted:The only place in Canada that gets proper-hosed also really fucks China. ok i hate to say it, but this is incredibly pleasing to look at
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As if most of the countries threatened by gradual sea level rise won't turn into dike protected below sealevel land.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 07:27 |
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Outrail posted:As if most of the countries threatened by gradual sea level rise won't turn into dike protected below sealevel land. China is #1 in lesbian protection technology, do you know?
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 07:47 |
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ded posted:You could always whisper MAYOOOOOOOOOOOO First time I tried to get a sub at Subway in China the guy was really confused, and after a few seconds my wife had to step in.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 08:07 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:Maybe the Chinese maintain a link to our amphibian relatives that the white man has forsaken, and thus prefer shallow pools and to keep a film of oil on all surfaces in their kitchens? It's possible, apparently they think man arose separately in China and they are somehow a different type of homo sapiens
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Glenn Quebec posted:It was either a BBC or Reuters article talking about how the interior ministry or whatever is going to target VPNs. Acha... http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-38718066 quote:China is cracking down on the hi-tech ways citizens avoid official scrutiny of what they do online. Eh... I don't know. There will be ways around it somehow. There are those services that let you use virtual machines and you're just screen casting a normal computer in the USA, etc. Soooooooo many businesses here use VPNs not for protection, but for connecting to the sites they do business on or the places they advertise (especially on social media). If they really CRACKED DOWN on VPNs, I can immediately think of several offices I know of that all of the staff are hosed and can't keep working. I will probably leaving here in the summer, so I don't know how this 14 month CRACK DOWN will affect me. CRACK DOWN!!!!!
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Phlegmish posted:It's possible, apparently they think man arose separately in China and they are somehow a different type of homo sapiens *Firmly places hand over open coke
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvq9k6t4aUY
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 08:46 |
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Couple random pics from the Jinmao Tower. It has a glass walkway on the outside on the 88th floor that you can walk on. No railing and the goal is to let you lean forward off of it so you can basically look straight down at the ground. You get strapped in as if you were climbing a mountain though so its pretty tame other than realizing everything was made in China. Either way sort of cool to see the Shanghai skyline from the opposite side. My ears popped twice on the elevator ride. I'm planning to see how Shanghai Disneyland is now that everyone is gone. Oh also I met someone that was one of the girls on that ridiculous Chinese dating show so I can probably answer some questions about that too sometime after Chinese New Year, possibly other China tv stuff since she still shows up on other shows.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 09:52 |
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Well.... it's been fun, guys. I guess this really is my final time in China. http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-china-southchinasea-idUSKBN1572M4 quote:The new U.S. administration of President Donald Trump vowed on Monday the United States would prevent China from taking over territory in international waters in the South China Sea, something Chinese state media has warned would require Washington to "wage war."
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 10:27 |
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China won't do poo poo, the USA will come in and block it if it's idiotic and China will autistically screech about it I leave tomorrow morning so as long as this happens more than 16 hours later I should be ok
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 10:47 |
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I'd like to remind the CIA operatives reading this thread that the ports of Hong Kong will gladly refuel American ships while the bars in Wan Chai refuel your sailors.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 10:52 |
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Imperialist Dog posted:I'd like to remind the CIA operatives reading this thread that the ports of Hong Kong will gladly steal Singaporean APCs while the bars in Wan Chai give you STDs.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 10:55 |
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What I love about this thread is that people post from experience
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 11:05 |
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Regardless if it a non-event outside China or for the world, inside China is another story. Chinese view of foreign people will go from the current "I hate you because my government shaped my opinions about people that look different than me and now I am a racist piece of poo poo," into "You are actually the/my enemy, and all of my China-related frustrations can be safely and repercussion-free acted out on you in however I think is fit." If we think passive-aggressive manchildren are standard now, they will really amp that up once the Chinese media makes a humongous deal out of the evil aggressors stealing Chinese land by force and they're coming for the rest of China soon. It doesn't matter what side is morally better, China is for Chinese, remember? Uncle Xi can do no wrong. Police might be more strong about kicking people out of apartments, businesses and money getting confiscated, etc. Blah blah. LOL
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 11:06 |
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Shut up I want my coup
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 11:17 |
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Haier posted:Regardless if it a non-event outside China or for the world, inside China is another story. Chinese view of foreign people will go from the current "I hate you because my government shaped my opinions about people that look different than me and now I am a racist piece of poo poo," into "You are actually the/my enemy, and all of my China-related frustrations can be safely and repercussion-free acted out on you in however I think is fit." If we think passive-aggressive manchildren are standard now, they will really amp that up once the Chinese media makes a humongous deal out of the evil aggressors stealing Chinese land by force and they're coming for the rest of China soon. It doesn't matter what side is morally better, China is for Chinese, remember? Uncle Xi can do no wrong. I was mostly in China during the years around the beijing olympics so they didnt have any particular grudges against the meiguoren then. Man if there was one thing I never wanted to see any poo poo about again ever it was the beijing olympics. I think at one point people rioted outside a Carrefour because they were pissed at France. Probably the first weird poo poo anyone asked me to do, like a week after I got there, was look into a camera for some camera crew and say what I think was: 和谐奥运 志愿共享 支持中国银行!!! it took like 5 takes for me to pronounce it well enough and seem excited enough. hakimashou fucked around with this message at 11:50 on Jan 24, 2017 |
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和谐奥运 志愿共享 支持中国银行!!! \_________
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 12:23 |
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Are we supposed to know what that means?
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Gargamel Gibson posted:Are we supposed to know what that means? Oh, let me fix it: 和諧奧運志願共享支持中國銀行!
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Imperialist Dog posted:I'd like to remind the CIA operatives reading this thread that the ports of Hong Kong will gladly refuel American ships while the bars in Wan Chai refuel your sailors. A thus another generation of half-Asian military brats are born continuing the cycle for time unend.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 14:39 |
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Article: Eerie Photos Take You Down China’s Neon-Lit Alleyways From: Wired quote:Mugot, a fashion photographer and graphic designer in the Parisian suburb of Vincennes [...] eager to take eerie photographs inspired by the films of David Cronenberg, Ridley Scott and Stanley Kubrick [...] visited China in November and [...] each day, she’d set out for a different neighborhood to spend several hours wandering and shooting. Fourteen great photos in the article. Even more in her instagram:
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 14:47 |
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I'm going to start cataloging these from now on. Daily Racism - Jan. 24, 2017: I'm walking out of the supermarket tonight, and three older fat guys in sloppy business suits are walking towards me with their rotund bellies leading the way. The balding fatso in the front of the herd makes eye contact with me and immediately throws his lit cigarette my ankles, hitting my shoe with it. It sparks and bounces off and he makes the loud "tssssk" sound that they only do down here when they disapprovingly look at a human being that doesn't exactly resemble them, or they have some major complaint about something that really pisses them off.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 14:55 |
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It means this.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 15:02 |
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Haier posted:I'm going to start cataloging these from now on. you should 'xie xie, ribenren' Ive forgotton what uncultured is in the putonghua
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Haier posted:I'm going to start cataloging these from now on. man if you think throwing lit cigs is bad, just wait until someone thinks you are good at math or asks if you like eating noodles. #thisis2016
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BCR posted:you should 'xie xie, ribenren' 没素质 or lacking inner quality.
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BCR posted:you should 'xie xie, ribenren' you can say 丢脸了 - you embarrass yourself/you lose face 没有脸 - you have no dignity/you have no face 素质差 - so uneducated/ 不要脸 - you do not want dignity/you don't even want face 叫你生孩子没屁股眼 - i hope your kid is born without an rear end in a top hat 草泥马 / 肏你妈 - gently caress your mother
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 15:23 |
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cho ni ma isn't same level as you're a uncultured nongmin but thanks for mandarin, needed the refresh
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 15:45 |
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The Great Autismo! posted:man if you think throwing lit cigs is bad, just wait until someone thinks you are good at math or asks if you like eating noodles. #thisis2016 Maybe the transition is bottle > cigarette > snot rocket.
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The Great Autismo! posted:you can say Could we get some pinyin aswell? These should be useful)
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 15:59 |
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Wow most people at know would immediately punch that guy in the face. Is plunging the hair caves really worth this poo poo?
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 16:01 |
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Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:Wow most people at know would immediately punch that guy in the face. If you look into your heart you know that it is not.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 16:28 |
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How do you say "Your daughters white baby is mine"
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 17:06 |
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How do you say "Your daughters white baby is not mine"?
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 18:00 |
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The Great Autismo! posted:I leave tomorrow morning so as long as this happens more than 16 hours later I should be ok Congrats!
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 18:54 |
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By the time it's extremely obvious you should get out of a country, it's often too late. Also the time to get out of china was "always".
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 18:56 |
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The Great Autismo! posted:叫你生孩子没屁股眼 - i hope your kid is born without an rear end in a top hat lmao thanks for that
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 18:59 |
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Outrail posted:As if most of the countries threatened by gradual sea level rise won't turn into dike protected below sealevel land.
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we will run out of sand for concrete long before we can finish making dykes
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