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Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Butterfly Valley posted:

Not that I wouldn't love to disappoint them all at once but isn't it a bit weird to get topless with your sisters and smush your tits all over each other for publicity



"What we do in life echoes in eternity. Welp, time for me to get my tits out!"

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Shroud
May 11, 2009
Footballers really, really need a wingman it seems - two footballers ruled to have teamed up and raped a girl.

Pat Mustard
Mar 9, 2013

Shroud posted:

Footballers really, really need a wingman it seems - two footballers ruled to have teamed up and raped a girl.

More like Badwillie.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
More like Badwillie haha. But seriously, I think what they did was bang out of order and a civil - if not criminal - offence.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
Hmmm, looks like I was beaten to the Badwillie joke. I will probably make an anti Scottish one next time.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pat Mustard posted:

More like Badwillie.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Shroud posted:

Footballers really, really need a wingman it seems - two footballers ruled to have teamed up and raped a girl.

do they know they have enough money for escorts

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
Yeah but it was probably easier to get the girl into a taxi haha

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Breath Ray posted:

Yeah but it was probably easier to get the girl into a taxi haha

haha

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Not that I'm defending them because as we know footballers are incredibly stupid, but this case seems to have hinged on a female bouncer saying the victim was so pissed she needed an ambulance. Why didn't the bouncer kick her out and get her that ambulance?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
It's Scotland, she was too busy applauding.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Not that I'm defending them because as we know footballers are incredibly stupid, but this case seems to have hinged on a female bouncer saying the victim was so pissed she needed an ambulance. Why didn't the bouncer kick her out and get her that ambulance?

It's not a criminal trial. They basically just had to find that this lady was probably too drunk to gently caress. Plus I'm sure their lawyer asked her this question.

The weird part to me is that she only got 100k.

Lenin Riefenstahl
Sep 18, 2003

That's enough! Out of here, you tubs of beer!

blue footed boobie posted:

The weird part to me is that she only got 100k.

In some ways she must be hoping that's all she got...

Lenin Riefenstahl fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Jan 18, 2017

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

dex_sda posted:

do they know they have enough money for escorts

it's already been established that they're scottish

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

blue footed boobie posted:

It's not a criminal trial. They basically just had to find that this lady was probably too drunk to gently caress. Plus I'm sure their lawyer asked her this question.

The weird part to me is that she only got 100k.

You'd buy half of Glasgow with that

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Probably Holland's most famous football pundit, Johan Derksen, when asked in his football chat show yesterday what he thinks of darts players:

"Well, they are just short of having down syndrome."

lmao

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
Didnt realise you played Darts

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Big Taff Man posted:

Didnt realise you played Darts

Haha I get it, but the jokes on you because I actually have down's!!! lmfao

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Big fan of me reading the Nasri story in this thread whilst using free WiFi at the Etihad.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
http://www.football365.com/news/xhaka-accused-of-fing-white-b-racial-abuse-reports

Granit Xhaka has reportedly been accused of racial abuse after an incident at Heathrow Airport.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Jippa posted:

http://www.football365.com/news/xhaka-accused-of-fing-white-b-racial-abuse-reports

Granit Xhaka has reportedly been accused of racial abuse after an incident at Heathrow Airport.

loving white bitch is a term of endearment in Switzerland.

Pat Mustard
Mar 9, 2013
He used to call his grandad a loving white bitch all the time.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
I don't believe it. It's unlike a muslim to abuse a white woman in Europe.

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM

Pat Mustard posted:

He used to call his grandad a loving white bitch all the time.

lol

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Even though it didn't have anything to do with football or was in a football context, the FA will probably ban him for 20 games

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
This must be the absolute threshold of what constitutes racial abuse.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
I only see a bit of sexism, Frankly (as a Frank)

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Chat poo poo get banned

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

oliwan posted:

This must be the absolute threshold of what constitutes racial abuse.

Wow, mods.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Oh no a tiny Albanian man pretending to be Swiss called someone white lmao

I don't think I could even bring myself to be offended

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Gigi Galli posted:

Oh no a tiny Albanian man pretending to be Swiss called someone white lmao

I don't think I could even bring myself to be offended

He's actually of above average height!!!!!!!

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

blue footed boobie posted:

He's actually of above average height!!!!!!!

I got him mixed up with Shaqiri but he's shorter than me anyway so he is verysmall

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Gigi Galli posted:

I got him mixed up with Shaqiri but he's shorter than me anyway so he is verysmall

Yeah, well you have that extra ligament in your knee that makes you taller.

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing

Shrapnig posted:

Yeah, well you have that extra ligament in your knee that makes you taller.

:drat:

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Shrapnig posted:

Yeah, well you have that extra ligament in your knee that makes you taller.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

oliwan posted:

This must be the absolute threshold of what constitutes racial abuse.

Finally we'll get a definitive answer on whether or not you can be racist to white people

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Shrapnig posted:

Yeah, well you have that extra ligament in your knee that makes you taller.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
I don't get this joke

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Gigi Galli posted:

I don't get this joke

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9862297

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Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

Gigi Galli posted:

I don't get this joke

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