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On Friday, the United States of America inaugurated her 45th president. On Saturday, middle-class white women, in a march organized by a Sharia law supporter and funded by George Soros, descended on the major metropolitan areas of that same country to complain about having to pay more for razors than men do. Since I stopped shaving several years ago, I have a hard time identifying with their struggle, but I respect the way they did it — that is, by making knitted hats that resemble genitalia and putting them on children, and also by leaving thousands of pounds of litter in their wake.

And while I struggle to see what rights I have as a man that a woman does not have in this country, I am certain there will come a day in the future where drivers of non-autonomous vehicles are persecuted just as much as middle-class white women are. Maybe more. 

It’s not hard to predict. In fact, I’m not even sure it’s called a prediction when something is a certainty. We’re already being bombarded with statistics about how much safer self-driving vehicles will be than those driven by emotional, distracted, and flawed meatbags.

And, thanks to President Trump’s inauguration, we now know what happens when Social Justice Warriors wrap their hands around the throat of freedom. They seem to like fire — like, a lot. This woman’s hair was set on fire. This Lincoln MKT limo was set ablaze. This poor man was assaulted just for putting out a fire. This man was assaulted for, well, being a Nazi. But when the media determines who’s a Nazi and who isn’t, we’ve effectively said violence against anybody who has an idea that’s outside the socially acceptable norm can be justified and perhaps even celebrated.

I used to think the SJWs would just try to shame people into giving up their cars, but they’ve gone a bit violent as of late. If you can be punched just for wearing a hat and holding a fire extinguisher, my God, what will they do to you when you’re carbon-fouling the environment? They won’t stand up to you and debate you honestly. No, they’ll wear hoodies and bandanas over their faces and set your car on fire in the middle of the night. Or they’ll surround you and vandalize your car while you sit hopelessly prone inside.

And the media? They’ll give it the same amount of attention they gave these pathetic little trash can fires on Inauguration Day, because it supports the same narrative they have pushed on us ever since we saw that little Google car rolling around — that autonomous cars are the future, the absolute, unstoppable, undeniable truth. That we must all give up our right to drive ourselves.

Of course, the inevitable gloating will occur, along with pictures showing how empty the streets have become in comparison with the time of the personal car. Never mind that driving a car will subject you to Random Acts of Violence — it will be shown as proof that we all really wanted to give up driving, anyway, with our inefficient, unnecessary personal cars giving way to the future.

We’ll be told not only is access to autonomous cars a “right,” but that we’re trampling on the “rights” of others by endangering them with our rolling, polluting, deathmobiles. So of course it’s okay to destroy them. Just like it’s okay to punch Nazis.

What must be done in order to protect our rights to drive? Alex Roy has suggested an NRA-type of lobbying organization. But I think it needs to go a step further. The NRA is powerful, but they couldn’t get McCain elected. No, it took a grassroots movement of people in flyover states to overturn the Clinton oligarchy. Still, those types of people, while exceptionally good at getting out to vote, aren’t especially good at getting the message out to the public.

I envision a march — but not your everyday march, full of paid protesters and bored housewives. No, I picture a march of Challengers, Corvettes, Mustangs, and Camaros. Of Wranglers and FJ Cruisers. Of M3s and AMGs. Of Silverados and Sierras. Of Suburbans and Expeditions. Hell, even Priuses and Volts. A line of cars, as far as the eye can see, turning laps of Manhattan and Washington and Chicago. And we’ll do it the classy way. We won’t block bus stops or form human walls in front of subway stations. No, we’ll take people to work. We’ll pick up kids from school. We’ll do those videos with hot girls in bikinis in the front seat. Okay, so we’ll only be mildly classy.

But this is the only form of discourse the media recognizes now. To sane people of generations past, the real protest occurred on Election Day, when people went to the ballots to support a new type of movement in this country. However, as far as the media’s concerned, voting is so passe. It’s all about marching and shouting in people’s faces and “making our voices heard.”

So let’s rev ’em up, and let everybody hear us