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quote:My [31f] sister and her partner [27F&29F] adopted [3M] about a week ago he went home with them. Yesterday he was suppose to meet the family/ He hid behind his moms legs all day and did not speak to anyone. My parents are calling him a dud.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:27 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 17:33 |
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This is so dumb it's funny.quote:I [20M] cheated on my girlfriend [20F]. I'm jealous that she's being crawling into her roommates [20M] bed
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:28 |
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Huh. Now that is a totally disgusting thing to say. E:the adoption thing I mean
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:29 |
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Oh my god WHAT THE gently caress your parents Gaunab posted:This is so dumb it's funny. "My ex-girlfriend is loving somebody else, how dare she gently caress other people after we broke up b/c i hosed other people while dating her" hahahaha this loving loser dipshit rear end in a top hat
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:29 |
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Hey those autistic parents adopted a kid.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:30 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:Hey those autistic parents adopted a kid. and this one's a dud too! bummer
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:31 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:Hey those autistic parents adopted a kid. It's not the parents of the adopted kid who said the awful thing, it was the parents of one of the parents of the adopted kid Unless you're seriously saying a very probably severely traumatized 3 year old has a responsibility to be immediately responsive to a strange new family he's never met before
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:31 |
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Mirthless posted:it's a lot more common for women to do it, there are women out there who will go months or even years without farting around their partner a single time. It's the most unfair societal expectation/double standard. Not the least reason of which is that it makes ladies appreciate farts a lot lot less. Pretty much this, I'm free with my farts and would hope my SO would be too. I've dated plenty of women who could rip louder, more pungent room-clearing farts than I could ever hope to muster, and it almost always resulted in gagging and laughter. I'm no James Joyce but people need to quit being so uptight about turd trumpeting
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:32 |
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At least the OP there recognizes that their parents are assholes and isn't trying to be like "how do I get my sister to return her Damaged Goods Child(tm) to the depot for a refund, beep boop"
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:33 |
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Pretty much this, I'm free with my farts and would hope my SO would be too. I've dated plenty of women who could rip louder, more pungent room-clearing farts than I could ever hope to muster, and it almost always resulted in gagging and laughter. I'm no James Joyce but people need to quit being so uptight about turd trumpeting pretty early on in our relationship my wife accidentally farted the pokemon center theme and that's when I knew it was true love
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:34 |
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Mirthless posted:pretty early on in our relationship my wife accidentally farted the pokemon center theme and that's when I knew it was true love
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:35 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:The music or the sound when your pokemon get healed? the healing sound I think it was a brief, "toot, toot, toot-toot-tooooot" followed by ten minutes of us screaming in laughter
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:36 |
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I'm still reacting to the realization that not being able to control your farts means I should see a doctor. Can everyone else control sneezing too? Is it just me?
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:36 |
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More parent stuffquote:My parents (44M & 44F) have rented out the unit below me (22F) for my siblings (17M & 18F) Her siblings will have to get used to hearing her getting railed.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:38 |
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WampaLord posted:I'm still reacting to the realization that not being able to control your farts means I should see a doctor. Kind of? I can stop myself from sneezing but I consider it mostly involuntary. I've gotta be having a pretty bad day to not be able to hold in a fart.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:38 |
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Gaunab posted:More parent stuff tbh i bet this is them thinking "well, they're still not quite old enough to take care of themselves, but we can trust our older kid to watch them in our stead" lovely! they should get out of their lease as soon as they can and move imo
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:40 |
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WampaLord posted:I'm still reacting to the realization that not being able to control your farts means I should see a doctor. do butthole kegels bagels for short
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:41 |
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Mirthless posted:the healing sound I think I [28m] have cut my ex [27f] out of my life totally for my new partner [26f]. But the ex is begging me not to keep her from the cat we had together even though it'll probably cost me my new relationship. quote:So my ex (27f) and I (28f) split after 2 years in July last year. Her call, but we ended things on pretty good terms and have remained pretty cordial since.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:42 |
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Guy[22M] I met on Tinder is bombarding me[F21] with messages saying I owe him quote:A while ago I matched with this guy on tinder. Now I don't take tinder too seriously and only use it for hookups, but nonetheless, I added this guy on Instagram and snapchat. He even found me on facebook which was kinda creepy.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:42 |
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WampaLord posted:I'm still reacting to the realization that not being able to control your farts means I should see a doctor. you gotta pinch your nose shut when you feel it coming on this does not work with farts
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:43 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:
how can she owe him when he hasn't even bought her a $15 plate of microwaved alfredo at olive garden yet
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:44 |
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WampaLord posted:Can everyone else control sneezing too? Usually, yeah, but stopping one feels really unpleasant so most people don't bother
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:45 |
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WampaLord posted:I'm still reacting to the realization that not being able to control your farts means I should see a doctor. Dude please seek help for your exploding body.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:45 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:
Ugh I met a guy in a hookup app and stopped seeing him when I got serious with my boyfriend, months later he was messaging me on Facebook saying stuff like "you've been kind of lovely to me blowing me off all this time" and "your boyfriend doesn't have to know, come out to my car" and "let me know if you can come give a massage or something to make it up to me". I'm like, we barely met, we don't know each other at all. He still thinks I owe him and am being a bitch for not hooking up anymore. Because I'm trying to be in a serious relationship. I blocked him, but he makes new accounts from time to time.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:51 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:lol Realistically, the most likely person in the world for him to cheat on his new GF with is his ex, but on the other hand, wow, insecure and also cruel as hell. Imagine the fights they're going to have down the line. I think he should dump the new girlfriend. edit: reading it again, he should definitely dump the new girlfriend. He really doesn't even seem like he wants to go NC on his ex and is only doing it because his new GF said it was weird. It's really hosed up to see a couple of people split on really good terms like this and have somebody just barrel in and gently caress it all up because she's insecure and petty A Wizard of Goatse posted:
I am glad I am not a woman. Mirthless fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Jan 24, 2017 |
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Pick posted:how can she owe him when he hasn't even bought her a $15 plate of microwaved alfredo at olive garden yet She needs to make up for all the imagined slights every other woman has made against him.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:54 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Guy[22M] I met on Tinder is bombarding me[F21] with messages saying I owe him I'll wear her down eventually
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:55 |
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Pick posted:how can she owe him when he hasn't even bought her a $15 plate of microwaved alfredo at olive garden yet What is olive garden and do they sell dough balls?
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:57 |
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Mirthless posted:Kind of? I can stop myself from sneezing but I consider it mostly involuntary. I've gotta be having a pretty bad day to not be able to hold in a fart. cock hero flux posted:Usually, yeah, but stopping one feels really unpleasant so most people don't bother I'm blown away. Turns out I'm defective and everyone else is just rude.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:58 |
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WampaLord posted:Turns out I'm defective and everyone else is just rude. story of my life
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 20:59 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:
With how common this kind of poo poo is I sometimes wonder why girls even bother with tinder and such.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 21:08 |
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timefly posted:and "let me know if you can come give a massage or something to make it up to me". well hope springs eternal I guess
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 21:10 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:
UGHHH. Not victim blaming her in any way. This post is a good reminder to those of us with dating profiles. Use pictures just for that dating app! and/or GIS your photos to make sure it doesn't come back to your name.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 21:11 |
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Gaunab posted:This is so dumb it's funny. Oh cool, she figured out a ritual to transfer her nightmares to her ex boyfriend.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 21:13 |
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Also to clarify the reason you should see a doctor is because uncontrollable farting indicates a weak sphincter and oh boy, that is one muscle you do not want giving out on your expectedly! It also is a symptom of a lot of butt diseases. People, always care for your butts. They are very important and you should avoid situations where you can't prevent a fart or where your girlfriend thinks you have two buttholes ([small]it's a cyyyyst[/small]). Letting embarrassment prevent you from getting help is how you end up with a whole new butthole in your abdomen. #butthealthawareness
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 21:15 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:Which two countries/cultures is she talking about? I like how she presents it like no one from her country farts ever at all and wherever she's moved to is like fartsville, fartsylvania and its fuckin hysterical
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 21:30 |
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Okay but legit if you are vegetarian or vegan, chances are you fart a ton
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 21:44 |
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WampaLord posted:I'm still reacting to the realization that not being able to control your farts means I should see a doctor. Can you really not hold in your farts? I've been laughing for the past five minutes at the thought of some poor goon completely at the mercy of their own farts. Like, you're at a meeting with your boss or an important client and a look of terror comes over your face as you realize you're about to fart and there's nothing you can do about it.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 21:50 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:Can you really not hold in your farts? I've been laughing for the past five minutes at the thought of some poor goon completely at the mercy of their own farts. Like, you're at a meeting with your boss or an important client and a look of terror comes over your face as you realize you're about to fart and there's nothing you can do about it. Just put your hand down your plants and plug it up. Don't want your boss thinking you're disgusting.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 21:55 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:Can you really not hold in your farts? I've been laughing for the past five minutes at the thought of some poor goon completely at the mercy of their own farts. Like, you're at a meeting with your boss or an important client and a look of terror comes over your face as you realize you're about to fart and there's nothing you can do about it. Haha, maybe he lacks so much sphincter tone they're all silent. Just constantly crop dusting the gently caress outta the office.
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 21:56 |