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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

WoW Goon stories are nothing compared to EVE Goon stories. BobFromMarketing trying to reach an agreement with the parents of a 14 year old Icelandic girl that would allow him to gently caress her comes to mind. Or anything to do with Ramedial.

I can't even imagine how one begins to approach starting off that type of negotiation

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Who was the dude who was scamming people in SA-Mart and about to be banned while he was posting in a GDT? I remember a bunch of us telling him to pay up or explain and then he got permad in like the 2nd quarter.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
DKCecil had me for secret santa one year and sent a very nice package of montreal canadiens knick knacks and giants pencils, plus I believe a signed business card from kevin gilbride.

I'm glad he could spare a little of his junk money on me, at christmas time :)

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

Rocket League is the greatest Video Game made in the last 10 years at least.


I go by James Harden, or Russell Westbrook, sometimes Kevin Durant.


Watch out.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Who did that hand painted replica of Ken Griffey Baseball

Was that Albrot?

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

FizFashizzle posted:

He was on junk iirc

Aw, that's a bummer

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Just read the ban list sometime. It's hilarious.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
What was the story with DKC? He was a guy I knew personally (did a few Mariner goon meets with him) and there was a period of time I wasn't posting in SAS when the drama with him happened.

I got him for secret Santa one year and got him a book written by the #5 starting pitcher of the Mariners at the time, Miguel Batista. The book was a murder mystery.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I got banned by Aatrek for some bad walking dead thing that wasn't even bannable, that's my badge of honor. Banned by a kid diddler for something that wasn't even against the rules

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
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Toilet Rascal

Intruder posted:

Who did that hand painted replica of Ken Griffey Baseball

Was that Albrot?

Yeah, it's a shame the SAS wiki no longer works since it was uploaded it there.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I remember when Lowtax realized there were anime child porn threads in ADTRW and he went through and banned like a dozen or two posters and those guys got together with Moot to start 4chan. Then apparently those people eventually became so terrible they all got kicked off and started some other competing -chan boards.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I started the thread that was the final nail in LFs coffin. It was about the f35 which quickly turned into another groverhaus thread.

He responded by spending god knows how much buying me custom titles.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Detroit_Dogg posted:

I got banned by Aatrek for some bad walking dead thing that wasn't even bannable, that's my badge of honor. Banned by a kid diddler for something that wasn't even against the rules

My previously clean rap sheet was sullied because I wouldn't stop asking Gendo to free Pop Dog

I hope you're grateful Pop Dog

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
The F35 is the worst hill to die on

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I also really enjoyed how he got ran out of GiP too

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Was that "let's kill the president thread" scrubbed from the forums? I remember reading it when the permas were about to hit.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Kalli posted:

Was that "let's kill the president thread" scrubbed from the forums? I remember reading it when the permas were about to hit.

That was Argentinian Necco who also was in to beastiality.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

seiferguy posted:

Yeah, it's a shame the SAS wiki no longer works since it was uploaded it there.

Did he make that for DKCecil? If so, man it sucks that it probably got sold for $5 or something

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
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Toilet Rascal
My perfect rap sheet got ruined after 11 years by the Hillary toxx, rip

Intruder posted:

Did he make that for DKCecil? If so, man it sucks that it probably got sold for $5 or something

Yeah :(

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Man goons sure are an eclectic bunch of degenerates but I bet that's true of any random sampling of people.

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe

Kalli posted:

I remember when Lowtax realized there were anime child porn threads in ADTRW and he went through and banned like a dozen or two posters and those guys got together with Moot to start 4chan. Then apparently those people eventually became so terrible they all got kicked off and started some other competing -chan boards.

The Wild West days of early SA were really something. Remember when we had a thriving BitTorrent scene?

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Memba helldump?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Like many, I bought my account solely for the :filez:


I was a prolific helldump poster, something that embarrasses me to this day

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Oh dang it's almost my forum birthday

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
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Toilet Rascal
Helldump was a pretty bad idea in retrospect, since it more or less encouraged doxxing.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Adun posted:

The Wild West days of early SA were really something. Remember when we had a thriving BitTorrent scene?
DPPH 4-eva

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Adun posted:

The Wild West days of early SA were really something. Remember when we had a thriving BitTorrent scene?

And the porn subforum and the hastily added "no homegrown" rule after endless drama over said homegrown.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



seiferguy posted:

Helldump was a pretty bad idea in retrospect, since it more or less encouraged doxxing.

Yeah. It was sort of needed to actually sort out some truly heinous people, but that was when I realized there were a whole bunch of loving weirdos who would endlessly fixate on random people and torment them forever over nothing and hey, maybe that's a really bad idea.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Intruder posted:

I was a prolific helldump poster, something that embarrasses me to this day
Same. I only read it, though. I posted in v2. The joy I got from Helldump is very embarrassing now, though Boniface is doing just fine.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
I am eating NC BBQ right now for the first time and it owns.

E: I think the "potato salad" is just basted in smoked fat lol

sean10mm fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Jan 24, 2017

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

sean10mm posted:

I am eating NC BBQ right now for the first time and it owns.

E: I think the "potato salad" is just basted in smoked fat lol

Lexington or Western

Edit: vinegar or mustard based

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

No Irish Need Imply posted:

Same. I only read it, though. I posted in v2. The joy I got from Helldump is very embarrassing now, though Boniface is doing just fine.

I decided it would be fun to go back and read a Nethack LP I did like 8 years ago and I really wish I didn't.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Blitz7x posted:

Lexington or Western

Edit: vinegar or mustard based

Near Raleigh, and vinegar sauce + spicy sauce + Texas Pete by the time I was done with all the meat.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







sean10mm posted:

Near Raleigh, and vinegar sauce + spicy sauce + Texas Pete by the time I was done with all the meat.

You're doing good son.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Salvor_Hardin posted:

I decided it would be fun to go back and read a Nethack LP I did like 8 years ago and I really wish I didn't.

Holy hell it's been 10 years since I did my Zelda 2 LP. My humor then is cringe-worthy to me now.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
How in the world did Johnny Cash manage to have a concert at Folsom prison?

I cannot imagine any prison in the world doing something like that these days with a loving gospel band, let alone someone like Johnny Cash.

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
The bad with money threads in BFC are good for a laugh and I don't feel as dirty reading those as I did with some helldump poo poo.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich

sean10mm posted:

Near Raleigh, and vinegar sauce + spicy sauce + Texas Pete by the time I was done with all the meat.

You did good my man. That's how we eat BBQ in NC.

Some also apply slaw.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
I bought my account to post about football and here I am 12 years later!!

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
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Toilet Rascal
I bought my account here because I posted on another mega forum (at the time) that was a libertarian paradise, where posting the n-word was totally fine, white supremacists were allowed to keep their threads open in the D&D equivalent, among other things and was like "Yeah, I don't need this anymore."

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