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xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Given the demographics of the vote, I wish Telnaes hadn't gone for a uniformly white bunch of marchers.

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Tei posted:

Trump is secretly a ferengi.

A ferengi would be a way better economic administrator

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.

Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013


Yes. Yes they do vote.

And 42% of them voted for Trump.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Cracked_Gear posted:

Yes. Yes they do vote.

And 42% of them voted for Trump.

Less than 20% of americans voted for trump

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Improbable Lobster posted:

Less than 20% of americans voted for trump

Sitting out is endorsing the winner.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Stultus Maximus posted:

Sitting out is endorsing the winner.

Is being too young to vote endorsing Trump? Is being illegally purged from the registered voter list endorsing Trump? Is being unable to reach a polling station because there aren't nearby endorsing Trump?

Improbable Lobster fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Jan 25, 2017

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

First Dog:

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Trogdos! posted:

Oh hey did you get a blue star after tax's purge? Congratulations/condolences :v:


toon:

"antifa-illuminati-comic.png"

gotta get that scarf

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Political Cartoons 2017: A Gigantic Lesbian Racist Styrofoam Plagiarism Cake

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Evilreaver posted:

They're not wrong, they're alternative-right

:perfect:

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


"Enormous protruding lies." I'm gonna have to save that one.

Also, is FDOTM is trolling the thread by including "punching Nazis" in the last panel?

snucks
Nov 3, 2008

Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

Arglebargle III posted:

gotta get that scarf
I think it's a tallit.

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Trogdos! posted:

Oh hey did you get a blue star after tax's purge? Congratulations/condolences :v:


toon:

"antifa-illuminati-comic.png"

Ah yes, Wall street bankers and black bloc anarchists, truly the best of friends. JFC.

Stato-Masochist
Aug 22, 2010

the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

Mo_Steel posted:

Lots of good options really:





Not to step on any toes, but I feel the need to put my foot down and stomp this idea out as one without any real legs.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Axetrain posted:

Ah yes, Wall street bankers and black bloc anarchists, truly the best of friends. JFC.

Projecting is a key skill to being a shithead

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

Am I missing something or did he really not title it AnCaptain America? Disappointed.

Ularg posted:

Can we use this version?



Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

Improbable Lobster posted:

Is being too young to vote endorsing Trump? Is being illegally purged from the registered voter list endorsing Trump? Is being unable to reach a polling station because there aren't nearby endorsing Trump?

He said none of those things you thick dolt.

Cracked_Gear
Nov 4, 2013

Improbable Lobster posted:

Less than 20% of americans voted for trump

Whatever metric you want to use a huge chunk of the people who voted for Trump were women.

So all these cartoons implying that women are solidly against Trump and they stand united against him are laughable BS.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Why am I not surprised the very first Red Panels comic is about circumcision?

LOL and another early one is "Gay pride parades are literally the exact same as people into scat throwing poo poo at people"

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Cracked_Gear posted:

Whatever metric you want to use a huge chunk of the people who voted for Trump were women.

So all these cartoons implying that women are solidly against Trump and they stand united against him are laughable BS.

counterpoint: who gives a poo poo, gently caress them, a poo poo ton of his opposition is women

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Cracked_Gear posted:

Whatever metric you want to use a huge chunk of the people who voted for Trump were women.

So all these cartoons implying that women are solidly against Trump and they stand united against him are laughable BS.

If you think about it, one can't ever say anything meaningful about Trump's supporters or his opposition, they are ineffable sublime forces intersecting our realm from the plane of Platonic politics and we should merely lie back and achieve harmony with their oneness.

Sarcastr0
May 29, 2013

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BILLIONAIRES ?!?!?

Cracked_Gear posted:

Whatever metric you want to use a huge chunk of the people who voted for Trump were women.

So all these cartoons implying that women are solidly against Trump and they stand united against him are laughable BS.

You are bad at sets.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Cracked_Gear posted:

Whatever metric you want to use a huge chunk of the people who voted for Trump were women.

So all these cartoons implying that women are solidly against Trump and they stand united against him are laughable BS.
Whatever you say, Mr. President.

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Why is that clown loving a trashcan?

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

Pentaro posted:

Why is that clown loving a trashcan?

The clown is in congress with it

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Pentaro posted:

Why is that clown loving a trashcan?

Welcome to Trump's America.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.

This poo poo irritates me so much, draw a woman older than 40 like a loving human being you pieces of poo poo.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Weird BIAS posted:

This poo poo irritates me so much, draw a woman older than 40 like a loving human being you pieces of poo poo.
Am I the only one who only associates "get off my lawn" with old men?

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

He's not only late but he didn't even pay any loving attention to the news.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Ooh, yeah, that's the poo poo, Tinsley.

See, the wonderful thing is, he's only angry about it because it was a white victim.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

His 'THE MEDIA IS IGNORING THIS THING (from 2 weeks ago that was major news)' act is actually brilliant. He uses his delay to be sure that obviously the media would be done talking about pretty cut and dry cases like this to remind his base (old, white, probably has opinions about who the REAL victims of racism are) and to do the whole 'well are they talking about it NOW? NO!!!!' thing.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

David Rowe:

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Tatum Girlparts posted:

His 'THE MEDIA IS IGNORING THIS THING (from 2 weeks ago that was major news)' act is actually brilliant. He uses his delay to be sure that obviously the media would be done talking about pretty cut and dry cases like this to remind his base (old, white, probably has opinions about who the REAL victims of racism are) and to do the whole 'well are they talking about it NOW? NO!!!!' thing.

I refuse to accept any statement that pairs the words Tinsley and brilliant.

KillerQueen
Jul 13, 2010

Arglebargle III posted:

gotta get that scarf

I want the tophat, loving it.

Diamonds On MY Fish
Dec 10, 2008

I WAS BORN THIS WAY

Saint Sputnik posted:

Am I missing something or did he really not title it AnCaptain America? Disappointed.

AnCaps have this silly NAP thing where punching Hitler in the face is bad.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Samurai Sanders posted:

Am I the only one who only associates "get off my lawn" with old men?

There's no way Madonna would be so aggressive about his sexuality if he was a woman.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Volcanic Vents posted:

C'mon, you're doing it on purpose now!

e; f,b!

lol; guilty as charged!

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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Donald Trump is 70 years old.

Donald Trump is the oldest American president ever elected.

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