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Dick Berg. DICKBERG, DEAD AHEAD! (The name is fitting, he's always been a huge dickberg to work with.)
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Tekqa plowden. ...how? Why?
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The name tag of the woman checking out my groceries said "Prosperity".
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Pastor Travis posted:The name tag of the woman checking out my groceries said "Prosperity". You must eat her to gain her trait.
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Now I'm thinking of a new line in the Jetsons intro: "Peter, his cock!"
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That's loving perfecgt
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A young lady by the name of Snartacus.
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Knerbit Ginblurt
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Saw a dude named Sportacus. Had the most ridiculous outfit, too.
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Phlegmish posted:Saw a dude named Sportacus. Had the most ridiculous outfit, too. Did you catch him?
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The credits of an episode of Elementary contain someone with the surname Footlick.
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Crocoswine posted:Knerbit Ginblurt Can you name your own Kerbals? If so, this is who's going to space next ![]()
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I had a great (great, great, etc) aunt named Alabama Dill, and my grandfather was named Bridgie. I may have mentioned those before, though, so - working in pediatrics is fun! Treazure Dwquawm Othman (last name starts with M so he came over as M.Othman and I adore him) Miler Eurtis Tyre Aarriaan Betzabeth Cymphoni Blessin Hayven Ardregus and a local church sign for Nancy Laster, Senior Pastor, made me stupidly happy.
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I hope this guy has a low-budget local ad with a rap that includes this rhyme.
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Tourette Meltdown posted:I had a great (great, great, etc) aunt named Alabama Dill, and my grandfather was named Bridgie. I may have mentioned those before, though, so - ![]()
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Tourette Meltdown posted:Nancy Laster, Senior Pastor, Her first week was a real disaster; She tripped on the stairs and fell on her astor, and now she's in a plaster cast-er.
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Snanduliya
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A friend just told me he heard a beautiful name on a podcast- Richard Butt. Dick Butt. He is literally a dickbutt.
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Went to school with a Peter Hiscock. Their dad's name was Phil. They never got bullied for this somehow. Nice people.
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Astrofig posted:Her first week was a real disaster;
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:A friend just told me he heard a beautiful name on a podcast- Richard Butt. Uhh, it's pronounced 'Ricky Byoot' ![]()
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Uhh, it's pronounced 'Ricky Byoot' Dagnabbit! WHY DO YOU CRUSH MY DREAMS SENOR BUTTERMILK
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Dagnabbit! WHY DO YOU CRUSH MY DREAMS SENOR BUTTERMILK the ghost of Obadiah Wheatfish laughs
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sweeperbravo posted:the ghost of Obadiah Wheatfish laughs I semi-wasted my spontaneous name change. But not really, because this name is too funny.
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Dr. Steven J. Butts. When I was growing up, I lived around the corner from the dental practice of one M.H. Butt. Me and my brother spent many an hour speculating as to what those initials stood for. (Massively Huge or My Hairy being the old stand-bys)
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VoteTedJameson posted:Dr. Steven J. Butts. Massachusetts somewhere I assume? That dude has ads on the shopping carts at the Stop & Shop near me (Pembroke). There was also a lawyer near where I grew up named C. Matthews Dick.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Massachusetts somewhere I assume? That dude has ads on the shopping carts at the Stop & Shop near me (Pembroke). Dick, Matthews, dick!
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Massachusetts somewhere I assume? That dude has ads on the shopping carts at the Stop & Shop near me (Pembroke). Cape Cod, yeah. I wonder if M.H. moved shop or if there's two of them in the family? Unrelated: I now live in PA and just encountered a person named Ginger A. Butt. Glorious.
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My neighbour is A. Butt.
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An ambulance-chasing lawyer named Hugh Morris has been running ads around here.
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Rape Panolainen
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"Yes, we've decided. Tiny Strawberry for a girl and Racecar Potato for a boy."
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I think calling your kid Grandma is a good way to guarantee you won't ever have grandkids yourself.
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:09 |
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I like how Karch couldn't think of anything.
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