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So 2016 was the year of BDSM marketing I wonder whats in stock for this year.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 10:44 |
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TrustmeImLegit posted:So 2016 was the year of BDSM marketing I wonder whats in stock for this year. The time for being fancy is over. This year, it'll just be a good old rogering of the customer.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 10:55 |
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Regrettable posted:I love Sid. Seems like a genuinely nice dude that I would hang out with irl. I remember the SC thread before this (or even before that) had some goons claiming they genuinely like Derek. I think this was before even he was made a mod.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 11:05 |
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I would feel okay inviting Sid to my house. I would feel okay inviting Derek to meet me at a bar.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 11:14 |
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toanoradian posted:I remember the SC thread before this (or even before that) had some goons claiming they genuinely like Derek. I think this was before even he was made a mod. I'd much rather go out for a beer with Derek than with legendary games developer Chris Roberts, that's for sure.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 11:20 |
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toanoradian posted:I remember the SC thread before this (or even before that) had some goons claiming they genuinely like Derek. I think this was before even he was made a mod. At least he releases them.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 11:21 |
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So Obsidian released their documentary "The road to eternity" on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA8FfDskw4Q Quite a few insights about kickstarting and game development.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 11:32 |
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Morningwoodpecker posted:O mighty Warlord you should crush your enemies like you did Kiwifarms, to see them driven before you, and read their lamentations on the internet. Sorry, but no luck on tasting the tears of their women, as no woman will have them.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 11:43 |
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toanoradian posted:I remember the SC thread before this (or even before that) had some goons claiming they genuinely like Derek. I think this was before even he was made a mod. I like Derek. I am glad he posts here.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 12:05 |
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CrazyTolradi posted:Derek's fun and cool, his games are pretty lovely though. If he had 140 million of other peoples money he could afford top men in every field. License the cobra engine from Braben, really good artists and whoever did the UI for the original home-world. An entire team to do customer relations that he wasn't married to might also be a good idea. As long as he didn't go Hollywood mental, he'd wipe the floor with the crobbler gain massive critical acclaim, and still have 50 million to buy a private island to warlord from.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 12:34 |
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Morningwoodpecker posted:If he had 140 million of other peoples money he could afford top men in every field. License the cobra engine from Braben, really good artists and whoever did the UI for the original home-world. An entire team to do customer relations that he wasn't married to might also be a good idea. Bad games are bad. Funding doesn't change that. We made a cool thread on the SA forums that talks about such a game. Check it out some time.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 12:41 |
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crisp roberts posted:So Obsidian released their documentary "The road to eternity" on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA8FfDskw4Q It's the same us backers got right? It's well worth a watch, pretty cool actually Sadly, they fell into the trap of adjusting the scope to fit within budget, so the planned fully immersive dynamic subsumption-based AI with real time interactive storyline procedurally-generated hand painted experience I've been waiting for my entire life got cut and instead I got a pretty great RPG
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 12:50 |
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Morningwoodpecker posted:O mighty Warlord you should crush your enemies like you did Kiwifarms, to see them driven before you, and read their lamentations on the internet. Did something happen to Kiwifarms? Did it die? Did Smart do anything?
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 12:51 |
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Sillybones posted:Bad games are bad. Funding doesn't change that. We made a cool thread on the SA forums that talks about such a game. Check it out some time. Funding could change that. I don't think you fully understood the go to a private island and pay other people of proven ability to do all the work bit.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 12:52 |
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Morningwoodpecker posted:Funding could change that. I don't think you fully understood the go to a private island and pay other people of proven ability to do all the work bit. Then... it wouldn't be his game?
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 13:02 |
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Sandweed posted:Did something happen to Kiwifarms? Did it die? Did Smart do anything? Doxxer got doxxed by a sociopath DS implies he also did something with legal to get the site shut down.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 13:04 |
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CHILL DEREK
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 13:04 |
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 13:09 |
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AP posted:GLOC loop should not occur at all, let alone when stationary.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 13:10 |
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D_Smart posted:So first it was CA, then it was Portland. We know it's CA btw. Dude, keep this sort of poo poo off the thread? I know they are goading you to do it. Still don't post this poo poo.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 13:11 |
Someone do the Bugs Bunny bull anvil gif with Derek Smart.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 13:16 |
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Yea ever since Beltgate we know for a fact (well as far as can be reasonably be fact here) that hes Toast. So just enjoy the flailing Derek and quit trying to 'own' him.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 13:16 |
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Sillybones posted:Then... it wouldn't be his game? He'd have his picture on the box and in the games title whilst he soaks up some sun and drinks overly fancy cocktails on his private beach whilst watching the share price rise. I'm sure he'd come to terms with that terrible burden.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 13:18 |
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Sillybones posted:
wot!? 1) He first posted he was in "sunny CA" 2) Shortly after he changed it to "Portland", but not before someone already nabbed the excerpt 3) Someone recently noticed that when he first appeared (Mar 2016), in this post, he had his cat pics. Then, less later (June 2016), he removed (archive) them. And, you know, dumb fucks sharing images online, tend to forget all the XIF data in them, and which some sites tend not to strip. I dindu nuffin' D_Smart fucked around with this message at 13:27 on Jan 25, 2017 |
# ? Jan 25, 2017 13:22 |
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D_Smart posted:Dude, keep this sort of poo poo off the thread? I know they are goading you to do it. Still don't post this poo poo. So casual.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 13:58 |
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Sandweed posted:Did something happen to Kiwifarms? Did it die? Did Smart do anything? There's a comedy goldmine thread, the warlord was obviously operating from behind plausible deniability. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3806750
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 14:01 |
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SelenicMartian posted:Stationary G-LOC? How the gently caress... ChrisPhysics™
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 14:09 |
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TrustmeImLegit posted:Yea ever since Beltgate we know for a fact (well as far as can be reasonably be fact here) that hes Toast. So just enjoy the flailing Derek and quit trying to 'own' him. He knows it's hosed. His narrative always gave him a way out, though, in that he's now going to argue about the technicalities of how CIG failed ("Derek was wrong on this specific point paragraph 3 sentence 4!") rather than the ultimate reality that this project was doomed from the jump.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 14:36 |
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D_Smart posted:So, just let the anger, the rage, and the despair flow through you. Feel it and embrace the suck because there is NOTHING on this God's Earth, that you can do to control my words and/or actions. With speeches like this Derek Smart should be the one to inform the public when a nuclear missile has been launched. I would feel better with this level of panache was behind the big red button somehow.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 14:43 |
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I like to imagine Derek spoke those exact words to himself when he was handing out probations.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 14:54 |
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TheAgent posted:quick tip for not bein upset, don't pre-order video games for $8,000 This is good advice.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 15:03 |
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Sandweed posted:Did something happen to Kiwifarms? Did it die? Did Smart do anything? I heard some fellers from SA decided to take it personally and teach the admin a thing or two about doxxing people. You're friendly internet warlord will gladly take credit for it and the people involved don't really care to be in the limelight so it's a win win win situation.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 15:08 |
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TheAgent posted:quick tip for not bein upset, don't pre-order video games for $8,000 This is bad advice. If I can't laugh and spit cheetos dust on the poors who are forced to scrub the deck of my Idris, then what's the point of playing the game?
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 16:14 |
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what game
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 16:28 |
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TheAgent posted:what game Pfft. The one that Chris is having so much fun playing.. Wait, he's just looking at VR porn, isn't he?
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 16:46 |
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D_Smart posted:wot!? paging ArfJason to the thread, ArfJason to the bad thread please.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 16:59 |
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Inkel posted:Pfft. The one that Chris is having so much fun playing.. He ain't playing.....
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 17:00 |
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spacetoaster posted:He ain't playing..... The Trump appointees are getting more and more qualified.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 17:03 |
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Just read something glorious on RSIquote:How big is this Issue Council department anyway? Maybe 10 employees out of the 300 max. I like to know what these employees say their stress level is on their annual biometric screening. The Issue Council Department. Like it isn't just an intern or a dev spending an hour or two skimming it a week.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 17:07 |
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D_Smart posted:
Stop doxxing people, stop sending death threats, stop obsessively reading 60000000 words posts of the game you hate on reddit, stop trying to rationalize these things as some sort of perverted sense of justice because someone has the wrong opinion on videogames.
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