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Rocket, an anthropomorphic raccoon(?), has been naked for several panels wherein he has punched a coyote over garbage, ate said garbage and is now being manhandled by a motel owner who thinks he's a child in a costume. If im on somekind of drug trip I don't want to come down. Also, this can only end one way. https://youtu.be/YGVl-Hc2jE0
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Jan 24, 2017 07:41
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That man is about to die horribly
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Jan 24, 2017 08:24
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"All of this time I wondered why they say 'white trash'. Now I know, I guess." (Motel owner, probably.)
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Jan 24, 2017 08:37
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He's going to give Rocket his sandwiches.
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Jan 24, 2017 10:00
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:Speaking of Tuesday "Also why aren't you wearing your coat anymore? Wait they ignored you after going to bed , without feeding you? To the point you're rooting around in trash and fighting coyotes for scraps? " Peter better be in jail soon is all I'm saying.
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Jan 25, 2017 06:12
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Oh jesus, I can't stop laughing.
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Jan 25, 2017 06:14
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peter can't possibly look more like he's gonna murder that raccoon
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Jan 25, 2017 06:17
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The World's Greatest Superhero.
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Jan 25, 2017 06:20
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I would love to show panel 2 to someone unfamiliar with this strip and have them try to guess what the hell kind of comic it is.
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Jan 25, 2017 06:28
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Holy god I cannot stop laughing at panel 2 Peter is a broken shell of a man who just cannot give a single gently caress about anything in his ridiculous life any more, those eyes
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Jan 25, 2017 06:41
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This is valhalla
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Jan 25, 2017 07:09
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Jan 25, 2017 07:13
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techknight posted:
what were you doing outside in the middle of the night while naked I was fighting a coyote over a trash can because I was hungry
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Jan 25, 2017 07:17
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Pete is getting awfully handsy with that naked raccoon-man's crotch.
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Jan 25, 2017 07:51
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Innkeeper: sir I found your son. He was lost out in the cold tonight, near delirious in that filthy costume-- Spider-Man (blankly): 
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Jan 25, 2017 08:01
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CapnAndy posted:Holy god I cannot stop laughing at panel 2 He just wanted more than 2 hours sleep for ONCE goddammit.
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Jan 25, 2017 08:34
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"Thanks." It's perfect, absolutely perfect in every way.
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Jan 25, 2017 09:29
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It's nice at least that Peter and MJ are still married in newspaper-verse.
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Jan 25, 2017 11:24
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Syncopated posted:It's nice at least that Peter and MJ are still married in newspaper-verse. The newspaper strip is actually the entire reason they got married. By the time Stan got the idea to marry Peter and MJ together in the newspaper strip, MJ had already been mostly written out of the books. But then someone got the idea of doing the marriage in the strip, comic, and I think on TV in some special, simultaneously. So MJ was quickly re-introduced into the books and Harry and Liz set them on some incredibly awkward double date to get their romantic plot going.
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Jan 25, 2017 14:07
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notthegoatseguy posted:The newspaper strip is actually the entire reason they got married. By the time Stan got the idea to marry Peter and MJ together in the newspaper strip, MJ had already been mostly written out of the books. But then someone got the idea of doing the marriage in the strip, comic, and I think on TV in some special, simultaneously. So MJ was quickly re-introduced into the books and Harry and Liz set them on some incredibly awkward double date to get their romantic plot going. The more you know. But then in the regular comics Peter made a deal with the devil etc right?
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Jan 25, 2017 15:22
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notthegoatseguy posted:MJ had already been mostly written out of the books
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Jan 25, 2017 15:36
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Syncopated posted:The more you know. But then in the regular comics Peter made a deal with the devil etc right? Yeah, because a whole bunch of nerds were still upset about the marriage. Luckily if you want a Peter/MJ book Renew Your Vows is a thing and very good. They even have a (non-raccoon) child!
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Jan 25, 2017 15:37
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Yvonmukluk posted:Yeah, because Fixed it for you 
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Jan 25, 2017 15:50
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Yvonmukluk posted:Yeah, because a whole bunch of nerds were still upset about the marriage. No nerd was upset about the marriage after 20 years. It was an editorial mandate. e: beaten By the way, this year will see the 10th anniversary of One More Day.
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Jan 25, 2017 15:51
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notthegoatseguy posted:The newspaper strip is actually the entire reason they got married. By the time Stan got the idea to marry Peter and MJ together in the newspaper strip, MJ had already been mostly written out of the books. But then someone got the idea of doing the marriage in the strip, comic, and I think on TV in some special, simultaneously. So MJ was quickly re-introduced into the books and Harry and Liz set them on some incredibly awkward double date to get their romantic plot going. It wasn't that hasty, didn't MJ come back to the comic in 83, and the marriage wasn't until 87. Or did she peace out again after telling Pete she knew he was Spider-Man all along?
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Jan 25, 2017 15:57
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One More Day: Still as stupid today as it was a decade again and no less incoherent.
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Jan 25, 2017 17:06
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Yvonmukluk posted:(non-raccoon) child! What's even the point unless said child puts on a raccoon suit and punches coyotes at 2AM?
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Jan 25, 2017 17:11
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I also liketo point out that the reason Peter and MJ are still married in NSM is because Stan Lee took one look at One More Day and went "NOPE, not in my cannon."
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Jan 25, 2017 17:11
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SilverSupernova posted:What's even the point unless said child puts on a raccoon suit and punches coyotes at 2AM? She puts on a spider costume and punches moloids, not all that different.
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Jan 25, 2017 17:18
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It's different enough.
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Jan 25, 2017 17:21
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Still, at least it's a silver medal. Can anyone REALLY compete with 'naked raccoon man punches wild dog to eat trash'?
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Jan 25, 2017 17:23
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Still, at least it's a silver medal. Can anyone REALLY compete with 'naked raccoon man punches wild dog to eat trash'? She rides a dinosaur at one point.
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Jan 25, 2017 18:11
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flosofl posted:She rides a dinosaur at one point. Yeah, but we haven't even seen the end of this storyline yet.
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Jan 25, 2017 18:27
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Syncopated posted:Yeah, but we haven't even seen the end of this storyline yet. I don't think we ever will.
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Jan 25, 2017 18:29
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David D. Davidson posted:I also liketo point out that the reason Peter and MJ are still married in NSM is because Stan Lee took one look at One More Day and went "NOPE, not in my cannon." Bless Stan Lee and bless Newspaper Spiderman.
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Jan 25, 2017 20:56
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Tiggum posted:That's not even unusual for newspaper Spider-Man. He's been to a doctor's appointment with his costume on underneath his clothes, he's tried to board an aeroplane in costume, he's showed up repeatedly on the set of one of MJ's films in costume (which made everyone there think she must be having an affair with Spider-Man behind Peter's back). Protecting his secret identity is basically his number one concern and yet is absolutely terrible at it. I just wanted to add my favorite "Spider-Man is bad at protecting his identity" thing. It was after the Kraven thing with the diamond stealing monkeys, Peter wanted to go to California but JJJ wouldn't pay for a plane ticket. So what does Peter do? Standing on the side of the road, out of costume he shoots webbing onto the back of a passing semi trailer, makes a web hammock, and lies down in it. Again, out of costume. I think this was after he was in a car with a guy who pulled a gun on him and he crushed it with his bare hand. Though given that mutants do exist in the NSM universe I guess that wouldn't necessarily connect him to Spider-Man.
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Twelve by Pies posted:I just wanted to add my favorite "Spider-Man is bad at protecting his identity" thing. It was after the Kraven thing with the diamond stealing monkeys, Peter wanted to go to California but JJJ wouldn't pay for a plane ticket. So what does Peter do? Standing on the side of the road, out of costume he shoots webbing onto the back of a passing semi trailer, makes a web hammock, and lies down in it. Again, out of costume.
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Twelve by Pies posted:It was after the Kraven thing with the diamond stealing monkeys I'm pretty sure this is not what you meant, but I'm choosing to parse this as a diamond that was stealing monkeys.
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