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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

After The War posted:

It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Posters and Mods. They make a shitposting thread, so we make a stupider shitposting thread. They made the world's largest GIF, so we DDoS the Front Page.



Oh look! The CSS is melting!

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Martytoof posted:

Oh look! The CSS is melting!

Uh oh, it's seeping in!

HellOnEarth
Nov 7, 2005

Now that's good jerky!

MrSlam posted:

Uh oh, it's seeping in!

Stupid, cheap Radium coding!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

HellOnEarth posted:

Stupid, cheap Radium coding!

If something goes wrong on the forums, blame the guy who can't write PHP.

Ah, radium. How many times have you saved my butt?

simble
May 11, 2004

We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore mods!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

IMJack posted:

If something goes wrong on the forums, blame the guy who can't write PHP.

Ah, radium. How many times have you saved my butt?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

simble posted:

We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore mods!



I'm your moderator Larry King.
Now a word to our posters. Even though we're on SomethingAwful, there's no need for obnoxious shitposting.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Martytoof posted:

Mods smrt!

Poster are smrt-er!

Mods smrt!

Poster are smrt-er!

ftfy

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Now, Martytoof, just remember, if something goes wrong in the thread, blame the guy who can’t speak English.

Ah, DrBouvenstein, how many times have you saved my butt?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

IMJack posted:

If something goes wrong on the forums, blame the guy who can't write PHP.

Ah, radium. How many times have you saved my butt?


Roark posted:

Now, Martytoof, just remember, if something goes wrong in the thread, blame the guy who can’t speak English.

Ah, DrBouvenstein, how many times have you saved my butt?


I'm seeing double here! Four quotes!

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Martytoof posted:

I'm seeing double here! Four quotes!

No children, you're not seeing things. This, my little friends, is a schwa.

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

MrSlam posted:

No children, you're not seeing things. This, my little friends, is a schwa.

So join America's favorite internet forum and a tiny green space alien named Martytoof that only MrSlam can see, on SomethingAwful this fall.

It'll be out of this world! Right, Martytoof?

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



MrSlam posted:

No children, you're not seeing things. This, my little friends, is a schwa.

Esquilax.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

York_M_Chan posted:

So join America's favorite internet forum and a tiny green space alien named Martytoof that only MrSlam can see, on SomethingAwful this fall.

It'll be out of this world! Right, Martytoof?

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

York_M_Chan posted:

So join America's favorite internet forum and a tiny green space alien named Martytoof that only MrSlam can see, on SomethingAwful this fall.

It'll be out of this world! Right, Martytoof?

Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and when the thread gets voted 1.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

when the thread gets voted 1.

simble
May 11, 2004



sorry not sorry

simble fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Jan 25, 2017

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Dumpster-brand trash bins are top-of-the-line. This is just a Trash-Co Waste Disposal Unit.

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

IMJack posted:

Dumpster-brand trash bins are top-of-the-line. This is just a Trash-Co Waste Disposal Unit.

...but not the good tarp. I want you to get married on that tarp.

HellOnEarth
Nov 7, 2005

Now that's good jerky!

York_M_Chan posted:

...but not the good tarp. I want you to get married on that tarp.

Okay, scrub up and head for the communal tarp. We're gonna watch a tape of Jerusalem! He's the moderator comedian.

HellOnEarth fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Jan 25, 2017

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

Dumpster-brand trash bins are top-of-the-line. This is just a Trash-Co Waste Disposal Unit.

I'll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private. You stick your nose in, you'll be violating attorney-dumpster confidentiality.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



simble posted:

sorry not sorry

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

simble posted:



sorry not sorry

No, no, now, don't try to remember what that quote was.
To ensure that this frenzied dance of destruction is never repeated, I have decided, starting Monday all Simpsons quoters will be required to post untampered Frinkiac gifs only.

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

The Nastier Nate posted:

No, no, now, don't try to remember what that quote was.
To ensure that this frenzied dance of destruction is never repeated, I have decided, starting Monday all Simpsons quoters will be required to post untampered Frinkiac gifs only.

Under penalty of torture...

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

MrSlam posted:

Under penalty of torture...

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

MrSlam posted:

Under penalty of torture...



What I'm trying to say in this post is that violence is everywhere in our forum, you know, it's like even in quote threads, man! :byodood:

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

After The War posted:



What I'm trying to say in this post is that violence is everywhere in our forum, you know, it's like even in quote threads, man! :byodood:


Copyright 1968?

Hmm determined or not that cat must be long dead.

That's kind of a downer.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

After The War posted:



What I'm trying to say in this post is that violence is everywhere in our forum, you know, it's like even in quote threads, man! :byodood:

Yeah, but it's just pretend violence. Which is actually beneficial for goons!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

HellOnEarth posted:

Okay, scrub up and head for the communal tarp. We're gonna watch a tape of Jerusalem! He's the moderator comedian.

Redditors drive a car like this doo doo che doo doo che dooby dooby doo doo

Yeah but see Goons they drive a car like this dee dee deee

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I don't know why Reddit bothers to show up, they barely won!

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Jerusalem posted:

I don't know why Reddit bothers to show up, they barely won!

"The Simpson Quote Thread has defeated us! We have failed dismally!"
"You have to admire the Thread's courage and luck!"
"We must honor our foes!"
"We must show our respect for their victory!"
"I have an idea, sir!"

And so the Quote Thread became intergalactic heroes!
And six months later, the thread makes a stop on their summer vacation...

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HellOnEarth
Nov 7, 2005

Now that's good jerky!

MrSlam posted:

"The Simpson Quote Thread has defeated us! We have failed dismally!"
"You have to admire the Thread's courage and luck!"
"We must honor our foes!"
"We must show our respect for their victory!"
"I have an idea, sir!"

And so the Quote Thread became intergalactic heroes!
And six months later, the thread makes a stop on their summer vacation...



Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Jerusalem, Root Bear, Martytoof...

Hey, this is Do over Ham's enemies list.

Many enemies bring much honour.

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Justice Sloth
Jun 10, 2012

Damn skippy.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Redditors drive a car like this doo doo che doo doo che dooby dooby doo doo

Yeah but see Goons they drive a car like this dee dee deee

Yeah? Well Do Over Ham can "Do-do", but After the War knows more. :smug:

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