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Clearly something was lost in translation. I meant to say "I have 3 dicks".
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I'm looking to expand my toy collection to get a few of the staples - ring gag, butt plug, clamps, etc. that I'm currently lacking. Can anyone recommend a good online store that's discrete and has some quality? I've looked around on babeland a bit but their selection, especially for gags, is sparse.
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Soylent Pudding posted:I'm looking to expand my toy collection to get a few of the staples - ring gag, butt plug, clamps, etc. that I'm currently lacking. Can anyone recommend a good online store that's discrete and has some quality? I've looked around on babeland a bit but their selection, especially for gags, is sparse. Spartacus?
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Jan 25, 2017 17:01
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Soylent Pudding posted:I'm looking to expand my toy collection to get a few of the staples - ring gag, butt plug, clamps, etc. that I'm currently lacking. Can anyone recommend a good online store that's discrete and has some quality? I've looked around on babeland a bit but their selection, especially for gags, is sparse. CVS's online storefront. They have a good (maybe not the best, but solid) selection at several price points, they're reputable, and they often have a sale running. For example, right now all online orders are 30% off, and if you buy some groceries in store you can redeem extrabucks for online purchases.  And what's more discreet than a box and a bill from a pharmacy/convenience store?
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Soylent Pudding posted:I'm looking to expand my toy collection to get a few of the staples - ring gag, butt plug, clamps, etc. that I'm currently lacking. Can anyone recommend a good online store that's discrete and has some quality? I've looked around on babeland a bit but their selection, especially for gags, is sparse. Basically every online store ships in generic boxes with vague names on them, so you don't need to worry about a giant box labeled "SEX THINGS" appearing. For bondage-y stuff especially, extremerestraints.com has a good selection.
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hoobajoo posted:you don't need to worry about a giant box labeled "SEX THINGS" appearing. OK now I actually want this to happen.
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Jan 25, 2017 18:50
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You can buy sex toys on Amazon
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strangemusic posted:OK now I actually want this to happen. I'm sure there's some sub supply store that will do it for a premium.
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purple death ray posted:You can buy sex toys on Amazon If discretion is a concern, having a bunch of them in your order history and by extension mixed into the "Items You'd Be Interested In" algorithm are probably not the way to go.
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Jan 25, 2017 19:32
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I've purchased from SheVibe before and been pleased. Some of the big sex toy bloggers (Dangerous Lilly, Hey Epiphora) should also have links to sales & promotions. With Amazon you run the risk of getting counterfeit or super crappy stuff. Though you can just edit your browsing history & (I think?) archive your order so related items don't show up.
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This is an embarrassing one but my google-fu is failing me. I'm having sex with someone new. So no fluid exchange. We want me to cum on her tits then lick it all up. If I then rinse my mouth and use mouth wash is the risk of transferring any std by kissing or going down on her pretty much nil? I have a recent clear test but we're still sticking to safer sex but unsure if this fantasy is compatible of we want to kiss or have me go down on her later. I know there's a small risk with me going down on her but we've both decided it's close enough to nil to be worth it.
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Laystall posted:This is an embarrassing one but my google-fu is failing me. I had no idea either but thought it was a pretty funny question. How many bodily surfaces and chemical washes can a splotch of cum traverse before it's unable to do harm?? My google-fu is too weak for a definite answer but I did find two articles from gay men's health orgs in the first few hits (either women don't search for this or Google thinks I'm subconciously gay  ). Both say not to brush your teeth prior to oral sex because of higher STI transmission chances through small cuts etc. That probably won't bother you eating your own sperm I guess. One claims it's better to use mouthwash and the other warns to abstain from that as well sincequote:Using a mouthwash before or immediately after oral sex will remove the protective properties that saliva contains and so may increase the risk of transmission. So that might put you at worse risk of catching what she has, not the other way around. Might, since neither page indicates where they get their info from.
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Assuming neither of you is super-fertile, after you rinse your mouth out and have a drink to wash down any sperm hanging out by your tonsils you should be fine... if she's concerned about the potential of pregnancy from cunnilingus after that, you can always use a dental dam.
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Laystall posted:This is an embarrassing one but my google-fu is failing me. I don't quite follow the logic. It's not like if you consume your come it's going to concentrate any STD. Why not just both get tested, if you're already at the stage of planning specific fantasies/sex acts in advance?
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My Girlfriend, and my Boyfriend and I were dicking around, and I got cum in my eye, I've rinsed it out, is there anything else I need to do? I google'd it, and "Cum in eye" doesn't cum up with a lot of results.
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Turtlicious posted:My Girlfriend, and my Boyfriend and I were dicking around, and I got cum in my eye, I've rinsed it out, is there anything else I need to do? I google'd it, and "Cum in eye" doesn't cum up with a lot of results. Try bleach.
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Turtlicious posted:My Girlfriend, and my Boyfriend and I were dicking around, and I got cum in my eye, I've rinsed it out, is there anything else I need to do? I google'd it, and "Cum in eye" doesn't cum up with a lot of results. Throw out any contact lens you were wearing at the time. Otherwise a little eye rinse should be enough, but I'm not a doctor!
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Hug in a Can posted:Throw out any contact lens you were wearing at the time. Otherwise a little eye rinse should be enough, but I'm not a doctor! It's turtlelicous. He's just bored posting.
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Did they have AIDS, syphilis or super AIDS? See a doctor. Otherwise, rinse it out. It's basically salty water
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Your eye is pregnant now. Congratulations!
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quote:It commonly occurs in falconry birds reared from hatching by humans. Such birds are called "imprints" in falconry. When an imprint must be bred from, the breeder lets the male bird copulate with his head while he is wearing a special hat with pockets on to catch the male bird's semen. Then he courts a suitable imprint female bird (including offering food, if it is part of that species's normal courtship). At "copulation" he puts the flat of one hand on her back to represent the weight of a male bird, and with the other hand uses a pipette, or a hypodermic syringe without a needle, to squirt the semen into her cloaca.[10][better source needed] sexy bird hat
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Turtlicious posted:My Girlfriend, and my Boyfriend and I were dicking around, and I got cum in my eye. 
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I'm a fella and my lady gets wet. Really wet. I've had partners who are less wet when they squirt. It's insane, we have to lay down at least 2 towels. This part is awesome and hot. Especially her really cute embarrassment despite my constant and enthusiastic reassurance. The part that is not awesome is that she gets so wet that I basically don't feel anything on my dick and she don't feel anything in her pussy. We've tried different positions but I need to use my arms to deathgrip her legs together for any sufficient amount of friction to generate sensations for us. Even that is "meh" at best. I'd guess I have an average size dick, definitely not huge, but I've never encountered this problem before. Now what? Keep trying different positions? Fist her? Go to Korea for those terrifying dick girthening surgeries? More?!?!!?
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Have you tried butt stuff?
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You can probably start with a towel
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Dump some cornstarch down there to absorb the liquid. Might take a few tries to get the proportions right, it's just like making gravy. Good luck
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purple death ray posted:Dump some cornstarch down there to absorb the liquid. Might take a few tries to get the proportions right, it's just like making gravy. Good luck Stick a sponge in it.
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:I'm a fella and my lady gets wet. Really wet. I've had partners who are less wet when they squirt. It's insane, we have to lay down at least 2 towels. This part is awesome and hot. Especially her really cute embarrassment despite my constant and enthusiastic reassurance. I mean if you're into fisting or big dildos or whatever, she pretty much has the ideal setup for it. Alternatively, I'm not 100% sure, but I think if she does kegels, it will help her clinch harder and make PIV better. hoobajoo fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Feb 15, 2017 |
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:I'm a fella and my lady gets wet. Really wet. I've had partners who are less wet when they squirt. It's insane, we have to lay down at least 2 towels. This part is awesome and hot. Especially her really cute embarrassment despite my constant and enthusiastic reassurance.
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LingcodKilla posted:Stick a sponge in it. No need to be a douche about it.
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Jedit posted:No need to be a douche about it. Zing! Its just a deluge of puns today!
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:I'm a fella and my lady gets wet. Really wet. I've had partners who are less wet when they squirt. It's insane, we have to lay down at least 2 towels. This part is awesome and hot. Especially her really cute embarrassment despite my constant and enthusiastic reassurance. Honestly just take your hand and squeegee/wipe off your dick/her vulva occasionally. It definitely helps for at least a couple minutes. Also buy one of those waterproof blankets that you can just throw down before you go to bone town. Something like this: https://www.amazon.com/American-Bab...%2Bblanket&th=1
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I could use a condom recommendation. I've been dating this girl for a couple weeks and the first time we tried to groove all she had were some trojans. The lack of sensation made it impossible for me to stay hard and it was a little embarrassing. What brand could I pick up that would help address this?
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Mostly it's different for everyone. Try some thin ones or non latex ones.
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Along those lines. Anyone have any glove recommendations? Most reviews are from the perspective of medical/mechanical use and few are written with digital stimulation in mind.
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Turkey Farts posted:I could use a condom recommendation. There's a birth control topic here that has tons of condom information in it.
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It's fine here too, the birth control thread has evolved to be more about hormonal birth control than barrier methods. Skyn and Kimono both get good reviews. There are a bunch of sites that sell condoms online for way cheaper, and you can get sample packs for fun experiments.
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how do i cum
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your friend a dog posted:how do i cum poorly
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Turkey Farts posted:I could use a condom recommendation. I've always used Lifestyles Ultra Sensitives (the black and green box), because they're cheap and work out fine. How cheap? ~10 bucks for a 40 pack at Target. your friend a dog posted:how do i cum Youtube tells me that bananas and butts are the go to method right now.
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