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tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

cool new Polack jokes posted:

Everyone who doubts the project needs to watch this right now. Then get back to me after you're ready to reopen your RSI account... at the back of the line of course. Get a good look at those floors, I'll want mine spotless :smuggo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qexLUpQJPw8

This is all the convincing anyone needs to pump a few grand in.
I still can't get over how much the visual style of opening of this is ripped off from the BSG reboot.

Take inspiration sure, great artists steal and all that. This is just straight up Archered though.

Roberts is such a loving hack.

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tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Ten minutes?

You're slacking bub. Careful, the Warlord will dock your wages.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

tooterfish posted:

You're slacking bub. Careful, the Warlord will doxx your wages.

intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:

Samizdata posted:

Sorry, but no luck on tasting the tears of their women, as no woman will have them.

o just use a tazer.

intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:

Inkel posted:

Pfft. The one that Chris is having so much fun playing..




Wait, he's just looking at VR porn, isn't he?



:barf:

well he is actually playing elite.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
For everyone not clicking that garbage, your tour guide is actually not a white haired African American man.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

tooterfish posted:

I still can't get over how much the visual style of this is ripped off from the BSG Reboot.

Take inspiration sure, great artists steal and all that. This is just straight up Archered though.

Roberts is such a loving hack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X7CFlJK0z4

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Decrepus posted:

$200 million is the equivalent of $800 million publisher dollars!

And four studios working for five years times 300 employees is over 6,000 man-years of game development they've already accomplished! It just goes to show what an amazing undertaking this project is. Totally unprecedented. Can't wait to see it when it's done (no spoilers for me, thanks!)

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

$145/mo at the liquid candy store Starbucks? I think we have another Lesnick in the making.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
https://twitter.com/leonlabyk/status/820389812775645187
https://twitter.com/TarkaRoshe/status/823876374347784195

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

E: you can't just throw a t pose up in this thread, I automatically assumed it was SC then realized: too much fidelity


These guys won't know how poo poo they are til Robert Space puts em in their place :dukedog:

Harold Stassen fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Jan 25, 2017

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

ManofManyAliases posted:

My bank account is nice and strong too. I even take vacations, although not necessary when you live in sunny Portland

Want to hang out next time I'm in Portland? I will treat you to Screen Door. Also I will keep your identity a secret. But I want to do a MoMA trip report and be nerds over breakfast food.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard



Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
That team of two stuff looks generic and boring. No wonder Takaroshe wants them to make SC stuff.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

crisp roberts posted:

So Obsidian released their documentary "The road to eternity" on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA8FfDskw4Q

Quite a few insights about kickstarting and game development.

Ohh going to watch when I get home! Thank you!

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

MeLKoR posted:

This is awesome! Do MarchingPowder next.


oh look notes guy is getting ironic in the thread the mod uses as his facebook page while other idiots cheer him on but that's cool I guess man


Hav posted:

I'm actually missing Lazrin.

Whatever, keep worshipping your 'Warlord' and savior Derek Smart even though he totally irrelevant and no one cares about Derek Smart outside your little tiny corner of the internet where Derek Smart posts and you guys all hang on his every word to do Derek Smart's bidding whenever he decides to spread his lies that no one believes because Derek Smart is a liar and everyone knows it so no one listens to him or cares what Derek Smart says or knows who Derek Smart even is and no one is even talking about Derek Smart

go back to playing LOD your favorite game and stay there

ripptide
Jul 28, 2016

Kosumo posted:

When CIG goes under and stops paying him to be here trolling us, can we start a patreon account for him to pay him to still come here and troll us and fight with Derek?

Also, where on SA does a n00b like me (ok, it's me) go to get help with opening up my computer screen that has a bug (insect) in it between the LCD and the front screen - Samsung model# U28D590D - seems totally sealed except a single screw. ? :help:

Don't worry, MOMA Ann Conway will have lots to keep busy with.

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development
The Early Access launch of Hellion has been delayed to Feb 24th:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5ttU1q8qRI

The feature-progress page is suspiciously open development: https://www.playhellion.com/features

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Thoatse posted:

oh look notes guy is getting ironic in the thread the mod uses as his facebook page while other idiots cheer him on but that's cool I guess man


Whatever, keep worshipping your 'Warlord' and savior Derek Smart even though he totally irrelevant and no one cares about Derek Smart outside your little tiny corner of the internet where Derek Smart posts and you guys all hang on his every word to do Derek Smart's bidding whenever he decides to spread his lies that no one believes because Derek Smart is a liar and everyone knows it so no one listens to him or cares what Derek Smart says or knows who Derek Smart even is and no one is even talking about Derek Smart

go back to playing LOD your favorite game and stay there

:golfclap: It's so real it's like I was actually there!

Ayn Marx
Dec 21, 2012

I don't think Marching Powder can really be imitated unless you feel the same genuine rage our shitposting inspired him

Ayn Marx
Dec 21, 2012

So I guess what I'm saying is, only poster Peter Gabriel could pull this off

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Thoatse did admirably.

benzine
Oct 21, 2010
A new day, but the fight between Farming Simulator 17 and SC goes on.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Hav posted:

Seriously?

Now you see why all 9 of them are in my ignore list.

D_Smart fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Jan 25, 2017

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

D_Smart posted:

Now you see all 9 of them are in my ignore list.

Speaking of that, how is that 100% guaranteed to cause legal action blog coming along? Still wanna see those financials if it's not too much trouble.

Snazzy Frocks
Mar 31, 2003

Scratchmo
has derek sued the bad men yet?

Eldragon
Feb 22, 2003

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

Speaking of that, how is that 100% guaranteed to cause legal action blog coming along? Still wanna see those financials if it's not too much trouble.

And don't forget the "Collected social media information" that is totally not doxxing because he wrote a blog post about it.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Thoatse posted:

oh look notes guy is getting ironic in the thread the mod uses as his facebook page while other idiots cheer him on but that's cool I guess man


Whatever, keep worshipping your 'Warlord' and savior Derek Smart even though he totally irrelevant and no one cares about Derek Smart outside your little tiny corner of the internet where Derek Smart posts and you guys all hang on his every word to do Derek Smart's bidding whenever he decides to spread his lies that no one believes because Derek Smart is a liar and everyone knows it so no one listens to him or cares what Derek Smart says or knows who Derek Smart even is and no one is even talking about Derek Smart

go back to playing LOD your favorite game and stay there

:golfclap:

Morningwoodpecker
Jan 17, 2016

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO BE THIS STUPID

BUT HERE YOU ARE

Snazzy Frocks posted:

has derek sued the bad men yet?

They opened the box of dox and got face-melted like Nazi's.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
Stop whining idiots

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Stop whining idiots

how bout u suck my cucksicle

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
thevoiceofdog streamed him playing Gods Will Be Watching a little while ago, a pretty good use of your 6 hours or so

Game looks pretty interesting but I'd much rather watch it than play it myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GPcoiVqK0U

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Making fun of an irrelevant, washed up game developer who never delivers on his promises isn't whining, it's fun. I can point to thousands of pages that agree.

big nipples big life fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Jan 25, 2017

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

Making fun of an irrelevant, washed up game developer who never delivers on his promises isn't whining, it's fun. I can't point to thousands of pages that agree.

But enough about Chris Roberts :haw:

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

Making fun of an irrelevant, washed up game developer who never delivers on his promises isn't whining, it's fun. I can't point to thousands of pages that agree.

It's funnier when the developer has been given over a hundred million dollars for his promises.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Drunk Theory posted:

Does your place of work regularly misplace "pallets" of orders? Like when you say stealing Windex, my immediate thought is that he grabbed bottles from a closet or something. Not trying to make off with a whole pallet.

Thieves can be dumb sometimes. I worked at a Meijer one summer for college money, and our store had to fire the whole gas station staff because they were all writing up false pump-and-run reports and pocketing the cash they were now "missing." Not only was the sudden spike in drive-offs suspicious, but they were doing everything in full view of the security cameras.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Thoatse posted:

go back to playing LOD your favorite game and stay there

:allears:

Mr.Tophat posted:

Thoatse did admirably.

edit:

ComfyPants posted:

Thieves can be dumb sometimes. I worked at a Meijer one summer for college money, and our store had to fire the whole gas station staff because they were all writing up false pump-and-run reports and pocketing the cash they were now "missing." Not only was the sudden spike in drive-offs suspicious, but they were doing everything in full view of the security cameras.

Woman/Man calls 911 to report stolen marijuana is a surprisingly common headline in the US.

I processed a couple of years witness statements during some time with the Police, and it was striking how banal and stupid most crime actually was. There was the occasional really evil person, but most of the time it was petty and people got caught for the dumbest reasons. Like the guy that tried to steal a ham by putting it in his sweatpants.

Hav fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Jan 25, 2017

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015


lmao, "Goons tricked croberts into promising all the dumb/impossible ideas!"

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Sunswipe posted:

It's funnier when the developer has been given over a hundred million dollars for his promises.

I try not to be classist when I make fun of people who say a bunch of poo poo and then never do it.

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Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

I try not to be classist when I make fun of people who say a bunch of poo poo and then never do it.

How is the diet going?

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