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Trek Universe Rights Havers Power List Most Rights Starfleet Officers Recovering From Tramuatic War Injuries 3 Year Old Ocampan-Lovers 3 Year Old Ocampans Married Botanists Soong Androids Captains Starfleet Officers Humons Trill Slugs All other Humon-oids Independent Borg Off-world bajorans Sentient Holograms Red Shirt Ensigns Skreeans Nanites Trill Murderers Simple Tailors Qs Collective Borg Xocomps On-World Bajorans Section 31 members Clones Clones of Kahless Regular Holograms Gagh Cheifs Biomimetic Gel Torpedoes (Quantum and Photon) . . . Guards working for the Albino Least Rights shadow puppet of a fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Jan 25, 2017 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:Trek Universe Rights Havers Power List Gotta put Crystalline Entities Who Have Done Nothing But Indiscriminately Murder right under nannites.
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Jan 25, 2017 20:51
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PostNouveau posted:Gotta put Crystalline Entities Who Have Done Nothing But Indiscriminately Murder right under nannites. I might slot them in below Automated Units and Fantomés but above the nannites.
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Jan 25, 2017 20:54
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Listen, if you sign on to bodyguard a guy who gets his kicks murdering the first-born children of Klingon officers, you're going to get what you get, and that's probably not a comprehensive retirement plan.
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Jan 25, 2017 20:56
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FuturePastNow posted:Listen, if you sign on to bodyguard a guy who gets his kicks murdering the first-born children of Klingon officers, you're going to get what you get, and that's probably not a comprehensive retirement plan. Honestly I can't see being involved in any way with murdering klingon children leading to good things.
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Jan 25, 2017 21:09
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Look, in Klingon society, you're either killing children or having your children killed. Their whole economy runs on blood feuds.
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Jan 25, 2017 21:15
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People who accept jobs as murder guards for a child killing fugitive of the klingon empire are people too guys! Just because your boss has several enemies who have made blood oaths to kill him doesn't mean you shouldn't expect a safe and positive work environment. Klingon OSHA will hear of this.
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Jan 25, 2017 21:35
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They probably accepted jobs through a temp agency and were beamed in that morning for their shift of 10 days on, 5 days in stasis, 1 day on Risa work plan like they have at mining camps run by warp-capable species. Those guards were wholly innocent of the Albino's crimes/honor demanded so-technically-non-crimes
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:trump is an irl pakled Arcsquad12 posted:My god you're right. He even talks like one bloodychill posted:It was telling that with the exception of sexually harassing his employees, Quark had the most well-adjusted view on sexuality in Star Trek. It's just sex and he does it with people who he thinks are sexy, hologram or real. Sex is just a transaction like anything else.
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Jan 25, 2017 22:11
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shadow puppet of a posted:
Not on a federation world. These people don't count.
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Also you couldn't tell what race they belonged to most of the time,so there was no way of Klingaboo & Pals actually knowing if said races joined the federation or any space empire.
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Baronjutter posted:I like how in trek clones have less rights than robots and it's basically legal to kill them at any time. Maybe Federation law says it's okay to murder clones, but it's illegal in Bajoran space or something? "Killing your own clone is still murder!"
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Jan 26, 2017 00:27
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thehandtruck posted:Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh would, sure, I guess. same
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Jan 26, 2017 00:36
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Once again, Bajorans are complete trash.
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Jan 26, 2017 00:37
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shadow puppet of a posted:Trek Universe Rights Havers Power List Sisko did nuke a planet
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Jan 26, 2017 00:39
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counterfeitsaint posted:People who accept jobs as murder guards for a child killing fugitive of the klingon empire are people too guys! Just because your boss has several enemies who have made blood oaths to kill him doesn't mean you shouldn't expect a safe and positive work environment. Klingon OSHA will hear of this. Klingon osha: NOT ENOUGH SPIKES!!!
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The General posted:Sisko did nuke a planet He gassed it, their is a difference.
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naem posted:Klingon osha: NOT ENOUGH SPIKES!!! Klingon osha is a old drunk dude yelling about how easy things are now.
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drilldo squirt posted:Klingon osha is a old drunk dude yelling about how easy things are now. We've examined these walkways and not found a single bacterial growth that could cause a painful slip or fall. Correct this at once!!
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YOU HAVE HAD ZERO FATALITIES ALL MONTH AND HAVE SAFETY EQUIPMENT? YOUR FINE WILL BE IN BLOOD.
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THIS WORKPLACE HAS GONE "0" DAYS SINCE A RITUAL BEHEADING omg we could do this all day
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Basically the whole structure of their version of "Q'laos the Forklift Driver" is reversed
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[0] DAYS SINCE THE LAST HONOR KILLING
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shadow puppet of a posted:A Klingon remake of Die Hard where everyone has a machine gun and Na'khitomi Plaza is reduced to smoldering rubble in the first half hour and the rest of the film is behind the scenes footage of the cast and crew playing pain games and singing drinking songs. just want to quote this again
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You have not washed your hands IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES before returning to duty for the third time this week. You are dishonored! And fired!Arcsquad12 posted:So how long until Trump starts constructing sanctuary districts for the dims and gimmies? You're about 20 years late for that one. Guess what a couple of senators were trying to do at the time the episode was airing? Completely unrelated to the show as well.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Basically the whole structure of their version of "Q'laos the Forklift Driver" is reversed We all fight for glorious honor in our own way. *Loads another pallet of copier paper.*
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FuturePastNow posted:[0] DAYS SINCE THE LAST HONOR KILLING Pakistan?
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Klingon Home Depot stocks only three items: steel grating, red light bulbs, and smoke.
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shadow puppet of a fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Jan 26, 2017 |
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Jan 26, 2017 03:27
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I enjoyed this.
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Blistex posted:Pakistan? Pah'Qistan
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The General posted:Sisko did nuke a planet They had it coming.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:They had it coming. Agreed.
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The General posted:Agreed. 
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Lets go steal a Bird of Prey and go gently caress some poo poo up.  Actually, has any ship in trek been stolen more than birds of prey?
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The General posted:Lets go steal a Bird of Prey and go gently caress some poo poo up. The enterprise
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counterfeitsaint posted:Klingon OSHA will hear of this. Please note that the Galactic Harmonized System for HazComm is now mandatory in the empire. General Warning, your honor has been challenged:  Compressed photons:  Explosives may not be offered for transport aboard a starship:  Tar Monsters are hazardous to your health:  While not mandatory, communicating environmental hazards protects handsome races for future generations:  You can safely flail a batliff around if you want, but not get between me and the blood wine:  To prove to us that you are mortal, die: 
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bunnyofdoom posted:The enterprise When it comes to the enterprise, it happens so often that it's just a temporary jack. Except that time Kirk stole it and gave it to the klingons. Then stole a Bird of Prey. Edit: is perfect in every way.
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