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femcastra

If you want him,
come and knit him!
Hi byob, today is Australia Day when Europeans first invaded and took the land from aboriginal people.

TV encourages us to have a barbecue and eat lamb to celebrate.

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HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

social vegan posted:

What does OSI mean?

Ornery sausage invigorators

alnilam

femcastra posted:

Hi byob, today is Australia Day when Europeans first invaded and took the land from aboriginal people.

TV encourages us to have a barbecue and eat lamb to celebrate.

Do you get to wear a tshirt that says "h*ck off we're full"

HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

femcastra posted:

Hi byob, today is Australia Day when Europeans first invaded and took the land from aboriginal people.

TV encourages us to have a barbecue and eat lamb to celebrate.

When I worked in Japan there were loads of Australians in the town on Australia Day getting drunk and fighting and the Japanese people didn't know how to handle it. I can remember queueing in the local store behind a drunk middle-aged Aussie basically yelling at the cashier to change his 1000 yen note for coins in English and he didn't understand a word obviously. I thought the cashier was going to hit him haha he was so angry.

MrWillsauce

can you call me a wanker please



death sext


vanisher posted:

Its Wednesday January 25th 2017

(Death sext looks into a mirror in horror, lines of age in her face, her hair grey matted spiderwebs)

Oh good, I still look the same


femcastra

If you want him,
come and knit him!

MrWillsauce posted:

can you call me a wanker please

You asked so nicely, but no, that would be rude. That's what we do behind your back, not to your face, unless we're trying to fight you. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

HotSoapyBeard posted:

When I worked in Japan there were loads of Australians in the town on Australia Day getting drunk and fighting and the Japanese people didn't know how to handle it. I can remember queueing in the local store behind a drunk middle-aged Aussie basically yelling at the cashier to change his 1000 yen note for coins in English and he didn't understand a word obviously. I thought the cashier was going to hit him haha he was so angry.

I lived in Japan for a couple of years too, and the key was avoiding other Australians on that day. Celebrated by having breakfast at Bill's in Yokohama and having a beer at home.

MrWillsauce

can you call me a bogan



Lain Iwakura

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

if i want to visit australians, i just drive for an hour to whistler because it's pretty much 80% aussie there

alnilam

you're a top shiela femcastra

Piso Mojado

death sext posted:

It's Wednesday?! My god, I've been here a whole week.

Ominous Jazz

Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style
In my state we call the dmv the secretary of state

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Ominous Jazz posted:

In my state we call the dmv the secretary of state

In my state we call the DMV spawn of Satan.

That reminds me - only ten pages to go the next significant page number.

alnilam

Barking Gecko posted:

In my state we call the DMV spawn of Satan.

That reminds me - only ten pages to go the next significant page number.

:twisted:

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
When I lived in California, the DMV was not the spawn of Satan.
In California, Satan is just a low level employee of the DMV, which is run by the Old Ones.

eonwe



the DMV me is pretty tolerable tbh

SHY NUDIST GRRL

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

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bean mom

i did a sleep study last night and today

and during the sleep study i had a dream that i didnt study for the sleep study test, and i woke up during the sleep study worried that I had not studied.

i wish i had studied :(

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POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
:shobon: at least there's a happy ending

poor sinbad, i hope he's done voyaging in senile grandpa basements forever


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Ominous Jazz

Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style
I've never had beef with the secretary of state, even if it's crowded I got my phone what's the trouble

Rushi

by Smythe
this is basically a sig test cause i want to show off my new one al made and put in the clays so blessed.

I hate being away from a computer all week makes it hard to :justpost:

y'all better be having a cute week

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PHANTOM QUEEN


Ominous Jazz posted:

I've never had beef with the secretary of state, even if it's crowded I got my phone what's the trouble

me neither i mean like, i'm a vegetarian and stuff tho so that may be an issue


Rushi

by Smythe
9 more pages i hope i don't miss it

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vanisher

Just wait till you have a car that can't pass smog or some other issue that is out of the box and you will see a true hell on earth

eonwe



i did it

we're gonna move into a smaller apartment really close to my wifes office

POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
sounds nice! were you lookin to size down or cut commuting

Subjunctive

✨sparkle and shine✨

I'm glad that osi bean dip is here because he is a cool person. I say this as someone who bought him dinner and didn't get sex.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


eonwe posted:

i did it

we're gonna move into a smaller apartment really close to my wifes office

congratulations to your wife because now she can walk to work!!! also congratulations to you on saving money and not getting the rent hike!

don't forget to buy your friends some pizza.


alnilam

vanisher posted:

Just wait till you have a car that can't pass smog or some other issue that is out of the box and you will see a true hell on earth

*making a face like something smells bad* alright, who passed smog?

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Subjunctive posted:

I'm glad that osi bean dip is here because he is a cool person. I say this as someone who bought him dinner and didn't get sex.

maybe if you buy him dinner again and ask nicely you'll get a sidehug.


Subjunctive

✨sparkle and shine✨

ladybeard mcflurry posted:

maybe if you buy him dinner again and ask nicely you'll get a sidehug.

I'm just using him to get to his wife at this point

Manifisto



:catstare:

MrWillsauce

if i give up the full frontal hug on the first date am i a slut



Subjunctive

✨sparkle and shine✨

no

Piso Mojado

MrWillsauce posted:

if i give up the full frontal hug on the first date am i a slut

depends if youre wearing clothes or not

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Subjunctive posted:

I'm just using him to get to his wife at this point

i bet she gives way better hugs for real


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


MrWillsauce posted:

if i give up the full frontal hug on the first date am i a slut

nah but u might get pregnant, i saw it on yahoo answers


femcastra

If you want him,
come and knit him!

Wowsers

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Ominous Jazz posted:

In my state we call the dmv the secretary of state

Where I'm from we call it the Department of Motor Vehicles. Your state has weird abbreviation rules

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death sext


Honestly our dmv is quite nice. I was only there for 20 minutes. I was being dramatic. Thank you for listening.

And I'm now federally compliant so I'm in the system :freep:

death sext fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Jan 26, 2017


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