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P-Mack posted:Was this the San Antonio riverwalk? I'd feel confident about getting the phone across but keys are pretty awkward aerodynamically, that was a bad decision. She purposely threw the keys into the water, I think because he said he was going to leave her there, after the phone "accidentally" went into the water.
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Jan 25, 2017 23:01
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La Brea Carpet posted:Well you see, she actually had 3rd degree burns and therefore...... Obviously that lying whore kept an oxyacetylene torch in her glovebox.
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Jan 25, 2017 23:01
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Pvt.Scott posted:I've been playing RE 7 and I know the scene she's talking about. A police officer trying to understand a confusing and dangerous situation is ambushed from behind while your character ineffectually tries to warn him at the last second. Dude gets his head sliced through diagonally and all gooey up in your face by "Papa," the inhumanly strong father of the crazy swamp cult that has you captured. Totally appropriate for children. sometimes adults really manage to gently caress this up  My aunt inflicted the movie Candyman on me when I was 6 and it took me years to unravel all those neuroses. I still feel uncomfortable around mirrors sometimes.
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Jan 25, 2017 23:02
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Mirthless posted:sometimes adults really manage to gently caress this up You sure that's just because of that movie? (sorry bruh, you set it up)
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Jan 25, 2017 23:04
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I saw jurassic park when I was a kid and it really scared me. I bet that, to this day, I'd still be scared if I saw a t-rex.
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Jan 25, 2017 23:06
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [16M] spilled warm water on my brothers [16M] crotch as a prank. Mom is furious because it was warmer than I thought it was. This mom is great. I'm going to file that next to "play stupid games, win stupid prizes," which is my new favorite phrase.
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Jan 25, 2017 23:06
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CharlestheHammer posted:Break up with the creepy old dude
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Jan 25, 2017 23:07
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I saw jurassic park when I was a kid and it really scared me. I bet that, to this day, I'd still be scared if I saw a t-rex. I wanted to be homies with the velociraptors and loved the poo poo out of Alien right around the same time I was routinely having nightmares about the Gremlins
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Jan 25, 2017 23:08
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Leon Einstein posted:Seriously, that's super hosed up. And lol at acting like 7 months is a huge time investment. The creepy old guy tricked her into letting him watch her gently caress her boyfriend instead of breaking up with him. "Stick to the agreement!" and "All the voyeur content he wants" makes it sound like she's his personal porn star (I mean, she basically is) and I don't think she quite realizes it I feel so bad for this girl, that she thinks she has a future with this creepy pervert, or that it's worth preserving
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Jan 25, 2017 23:12
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Gaunab posted:I [18F] am in a long-distance online relationship with [32M] and now that I've met [18M] it's become an uneasy three-person polyamory. How do I resolve it?   So what I see here is a 32 y/o borderline pedo who is obviously manipulating an ignorant 18 y/o girl to send him sex videos of her and her boyfriend. She's probably not the only one he talks to. This is extremely hosed up.
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Jan 25, 2017 23:12
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Pearnicious posted:
Yup this.
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Jan 25, 2017 23:15
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Pearnicious posted:
But they share bdsm and macrophilia(??) and also poly relationships are normalized nowadays. Love how the question is "should I break up with this guy I don't really like?"
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Jan 25, 2017 23:17
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TheScott2K posted:I love it when people use hyper-specific terms like "chivette" and just assume the world at large is supposed to know what that is. At first I skimmed and was like "his last girlfriend was a Chevette, wtf"
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Jan 25, 2017 23:19
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La Brea Carpet posted:Buckle up, buckaroos
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Jan 25, 2017 23:22
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Charles Get-Out posted:But they share bdsm and macrophilia(??) and also poly relationships are normalized nowadays. I mean, I wouldn't call him a master manipulator because at 18 the bar is extremely low....but he knows drat well what he's doing. He's a sexual predator who probably does this on a regular basis. He just tells these girls anything they want to hear and plays on their insecurities to get sex content from them. Hopefully some girl's dad or older brother finds out one day and knocks his teeth down his throat. Seriously though, wtf is macrophilia? I'm not about to google it at work, but it just sounds dumb by the name alone. Is it just a fat fetish?
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Jan 25, 2017 23:24
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It's a giant fetish, usually a big Godzilla sized Furry character stepping on or eating normal sized people
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Jan 25, 2017 23:26
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I found the thread and they're into vore. He's also unemployed and lives with his parents. This girl is so dumb. She never even met the guy IRL.
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Jan 25, 2017 23:28
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BOOTY-ADE posted:At first I skimmed and was like "his last girlfriend was a Chevette, wtf" I read it as "chavette" and was also confused.
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Jan 25, 2017 23:32
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Leon Einstein posted:I found the thread and they're into vore. 
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Jan 25, 2017 23:36
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Pvt.Scott posted:I've been playing RE 7 and I know the scene she's talking about. A police officer trying to understand a confusing and dangerous situation is ambushed from behind while your character ineffectually tries to warn him at the last second. Dude gets his head sliced through diagonally and all gooey up in your face by "Papa," the inhumanly strong father of the crazy swamp cult that has you captured. Totally appropriate for children. I'm actually glad for this spoiler because that sounds upsetting, and I'm an adult. I totally agree with the mom because when I was a kid my dad played resident evil 2 and there's a really graphic death scene where you get your throat ripped out. I had nightmares and slept with my lights on for WEEKS. and this was when games didn't look nearly as realistic
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Jan 25, 2017 23:40
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Leon Einstein posted:I found the thread and they're into vore. He's also unemployed and lives with his parents. This girl is so dumb. She never even met the guy IRL. 
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Jan 25, 2017 23:46
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Leon Einstein posted:I found the thread and they're into vore. He's also unemployed and lives with his parents. This girl is so dumb. She never even met the guy IRL. I swear to god half of the long-distance "relationships" in there are between people who have literally never been within 100 miles of each other.
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Jan 26, 2017 00:06
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TheScott2K posted:I swear to god half of the long-distance "relationships" in there are between people who have literally never been within 100 miles of each other. And yet they wont break up for red flags big enough to cover the distance.
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Jan 26, 2017 00:07
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Another cat storyquote:Me [28F] with my 3 cats, they don't get along and I'm feeling guilty about rehoming them, even though I think that's the best thing for them.
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Jan 26, 2017 00:41
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Your cat doesn't give a gently caress about you.
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Jan 26, 2017 01:04
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Gaunab posted:Another cat story Open the door and let them be outside cats and adopt some kittens.
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Jan 26, 2017 01:14
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TheScott2K posted:Your cat doesn't give a gently caress about you. I mean, they probably do. But they're cats. They'll get over it.
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Jan 26, 2017 01:14
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Problem: Too many cats in this story. Solution: Rehome them with the women with only one cat who have terrible boyfriends that want them to get rid of their cats as power moves so the two cats can kill them.
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Jan 26, 2017 01:17
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I know we give Reddit poo poo a lot and not for nothing, but the comments do seem to echo ours more often than not. Like, ultimatum cat lady's thread is talking about how the huge age gap should be a red flag.
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Jan 26, 2017 01:28
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fruit on the bottom posted:I know we give Reddit poo poo a lot and not for nothing, but the comments do seem to echo ours more often than not. Also, cats are good and demanding whiny pissy boyfriends are poo poo
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Jan 26, 2017 01:29
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TheScott2K posted:Your cat doesn't give a gently caress about you. you have either never had a cat or you were lovely to your cats. my cat loves me
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Jan 26, 2017 01:40
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purple death ray posted:you have either never had a cat or you were lovely to your cats. my cat loves me I think I have a pretty good mental picture of what you look like by now
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Jan 26, 2017 01:44
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purple death ray posted:you have either never had a cat or you were lovely to your cats. my cat loves me I have a cat. The cat snuggles up to me and lets me pet her. She'll knead my beer gut. She'll rub up against me. She's a nice cat. And if I died, and stopped feeding her, and stopped cleaning her litterbox, she'd eat my corpse and piss on my face. Your cat is doing what your cat needs to do.
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Jan 26, 2017 01:51
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TheScott2K posted:I have a cat. The cat snuggles up to me and lets me pet her. She'll knead my beer gut. She'll rub up against me. And if I died, and stopped feeding her, and stopped cleaning her litterbox, she'd eat me and piss on my face. Yeah but people do that too, if they're stuck and they don't have any food. Nazino Affair, anyone?
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Jan 26, 2017 01:52
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I mean really, there's a good chance I'd start to eat your body before the cat did, and I can use doorknobs
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Jan 26, 2017 01:53
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Pick posted:I mean really, there's a good chance I'd start to eat your body before the cat did, and I can use doorknobs I believe it, cat avatar person.
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Jan 26, 2017 01:54
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Hell, I eat pieces of my own body all the time
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Jan 26, 2017 01:54
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Your cat just isn't into you
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MadSparkle posted:Your cat just isn't into you Does the film end with her discovering her cat is still smoking and then throwing all of its teeny tiny adorable clothes out the window?
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