2017 Current Events Thread: The Donald J Trump Piss Prostitute Center of Excellence

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Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/824287999542304768

Lol the replies to the dog post

https://twitter.com/EmergencyPuppy/status/822483241449897985

Edit:
RIP MTM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCSszVNqwh0

Godholio fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Jan 26, 2017

# ? Jan 26, 2017 01:13

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# ? May 15, 2024 17:31

psydude: Apr 1, 2008

CommieGIR posted:

Apparently they are also pushing bills to ban IVF fertilization methods.

Link?

# ? Jan 26, 2017 01:21

SwampDonkey: Oct 13, 2006; by Smythe
(and can't post for 4 years!)

LingcodKilla posted:

Good. Ban Viagra now too.

This would be hilarious.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 01:22

Gobbeldygook: May 13, 2009; Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

HR 586. It's your generic "life begins at conception" bill. It doesn't specifically target IVF, but if embryo = human, then anything that destroys an embryo (such as an embryo not surviving the thawing process) would be murder. The VA just started covering IVF so the timing couldn't be better.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 01:32

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Gobbeldygook posted:

HR 586. It's your generic "life begins at conception" bill. It doesn't specifically target IVF, but if embryo = human, then anything that destroys an embryo (such as an embryo not surviving the thawing process) would be murder. The VA just started covering IVF so the timing couldn't be better.

Don't enlisted procreate enough already?

# ? Jan 26, 2017 01:34

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

Gobbeldygook posted:

HR 586. It's your generic "life begins at conception" bill. It doesn't specifically target IVF, but if embryo = human, then anything that destroys an embryo (such as an embryo not surviving the thawing process) would be murder. The VA just started covering IVF so the timing couldn't be better.

They need to go a step further, life begins at pre-conception! Ban menstural cycles!

# ? Jan 26, 2017 01:38

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Don't enlisted procreate enough already?

Evangelicals took the 'Every Sperm is Sacred' song to heart.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 01:38

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Don't enlisted procreate enough already?

Having observed that enlisted runs in families, the government has decided to increase soldier production in any way they can. Super-enlisted program, if you will.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 01:41

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

https://twitter.com/VicenteFoxQue/status/824360005554044932

# ? Jan 26, 2017 01:53

bird food bathtub: Aug 9, 2003; College Slice

Prediction, he's going to put a million percent tariff on all Mexican goods, crater the economy, and then claim every blood dollar the tariff squeezes out of that rock while everything goes tits up is Mexico "paying" for it. His base will slurp down the watery diarrhea of an idea, claim it's steak tartare, and love him for sticking it to the browns and keeping his promises while they go further and further into poverty.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 01:59

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Vicente Fox is the bravest politician in American politics.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:05

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

It's going to be the US is to Mexico as Turkey is to Syria. Oh shi-

# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:06

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Hi friends,

Hilarious predictions about how Trump's gonna do a thing, and hot takes for how the world is ending, now belong in the 2020 current events thread instead of the 2017 current events thread. Thanks in advance.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3807467

# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:14

Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Lol what would a US Mexico war even look like.

Free trips to the beach!

# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:15

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

LingcodKilla posted:

Good. Ban Viagra now too.

No, boy parts stuff is sacrosanct.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:15

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

hells yeah gonna open a green beans franchise in Cabo

# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:16

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Zeris posted:

Hi friends,

Hilarious predictions about how Trump's gonna do a thing, and hot takes for how the world is ending, now belong in the 2020 current events thread instead of the 2017 current events thread. Thanks in advance.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3807467

Sadly the low-hanging fruit jokes about radroaches are already done

# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:36

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

For a non-Trump palate cleanser, renowned rap guru and overall massive douche Martin Shkreli has fired back at PhRMA's criticism of his price increases. He's created a website that highlights the PhRMA companies' own instances of doing the same thing.

http://www.pharmaskeletons.com/

He's still a massive douche but this is pretty amusing.

edit:

quote:

Martin Shkreli

Founder of Turing Pharmaceuticals AG

Founder of Retrophin, Inc.

Co-Inventor of a new series of pantothenate analogs for the treatment of pantothenate kinase associated neurodegeneration, a lethal pediatric illness

Licensor and innovator of sparsentan, the first endothelin antagonist for focal segmental glomerulosclerosis, a rare pediatric kidney disease

Co-Inventor of a new series of molecules for the treatment of Canavan Disease

Co-Inventor of a new series of molecules for the treatment of Lafora Disease

Inventor of a fusion protein platform for the treatment of several rare genetic disorders

Co-Inventor of a potential treatment for SLO Syndrome

Ask about me. I wish you would.

"Co-Inventor" = "I didn't actually do anything but this was a group project so"

shyduck fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Jan 26, 2017

# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:37

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

shyduck posted:

For a non-Trump palate cleanser, renowned rap guru and overall massive douche Martin Shkreli has fired back at PhRMA's criticism of his price increases. He's created a website that highlights the PhRMA companies' own instances of doing the same thing.

http://www.pharmaskeletons.com/

He's still a massive douche but this is pretty amusing.

edit:
"Co-Inventor" = "I didn't actually do anything but this was a group project so"

On one hand massive scummy rear end...on the other hand he did play some of Once Upon A Time in Shaolin.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:40

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Martin Shrwhatever owns because he's willing to act like the douchebag we all know pharma execs are

# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:41

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

MazelTovCocktail posted:

On one hand massive scummy rear end...on the other hand he did play some of Once Upon A Time in Shaolin.

Yeah but only part of two tracks. Where is the full album he promised!

# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:47

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Yeah but only part of two tracks. Where is the full album he promised!

I don't recall if he had ever promised the whole album or not. So you may have a point.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:49

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

It's not even a real album.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:56

PookBear: Nov 1, 2008

what happens if trump loses next election or after 8 ytears just refuses to give up? What apparatus of the government would physically remove him?

# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:07

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA39mnI

# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:09

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

Reverand maynard posted:

what happens if trump loses next election or after 8 ytears just refuses to give up? What apparatus of the government would physically remove him?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3807467&pagenumber=1#post468746979

# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:20

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Reverand maynard posted:

what happens if trump loses next election or after 8 ytears just refuses to give up? What apparatus of the government would physically remove him?

The people who just spent 8 years screaming about how "King Obama" won't give up power willingly will explain to you that America needs him at the helm and you need to shut up and support the New Dark Ages.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:22

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/824446471328202752

# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:53

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Mike-o posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA39mnI

I'd go have a beer at brown lady in Connetticutt.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:59

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/824446471328202752

lol already has the Boehner I Hate My Life took in his eyes

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:00

brand engager: Mar 23, 2011

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jan/25/alt-right-movement-doxxing-richard-spencer-interview :911:

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:12

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Proud Christian Mom posted:

lol already has the Boehner I Hate My Life took in his eyes

I developed some sympathy for Boehner by the end of his time. That's absolutely not happening with Paul Ryan.

I will hate this dumb piece of poo poo until the day I die.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:14

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

It begins.

https://twitter.com/RobertMoran215/status/824429950874910720

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:18

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Theresa May to seek special deal with Trump in White House visit

quote:

Theresa May will shrug off concerns about Donald Trump�s presidency and pledge to rekindle the special relationship as she begins a two-day charm offensive that will see her become the first world leader to meet the new US president.

MPs, including some in May�s own party, have expressed anxiety about Trump�s stance on a range of issues, including protectionism and torture. Global trade experts have warned that Britain may gain little from a bilateral trade deal with Washington.

But the prime minister will deliver a warm message about the two countries working closely together when she addresses senior Republicans at the party�s annual retreat in Philadelphia on Thursday, before she meets Trump in the White House for face-to-face talks on Friday.

�So as we rediscover our confidence together � as you renew your nation just as we renew ours � we have the opportunity, indeed the responsibility, to renew the special relationship for this new age. We have the opportunity to lead, together, again.�

Being extremely optimistic about Trumpy there.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:22

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

SperginMcBadposter posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jan/25/alt-right-movement-doxxing-richard-spencer-interview

Suffer not the fascist to live

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:54

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Bash the fash

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:59

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Portland PD takes down assholes blocking traffic.

The video's not up on youtube yet, I think this was from the station's live stream which is still running in the same area, but boring atm.

Edit: Here's the fun part without the actual news story: https://www.facebook.com/fox12oregon/videos/10155066468878701/?pnref=story

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:17

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Godholio posted:

Portland PD takes down assholes blocking traffic.

The video's not up on youtube yet, I think this was from the station's live stream which is still running in the same area, but boring atm.

Edit: Here's the fun part without the actual news story: https://www.facebook.com/fox12oregon/videos/10155066468878701/?pnref=story

Youtube version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFzsM4mBNCM

The crowd cheering!

Untagged fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Jan 26, 2017

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:29