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El Estrago Bonito posted:I thought that guy OD'd on Immodium? Which if people here don't know, because why would you, Immodium is essentially a low grade opiod. Heroin/Oxy addicts sometimes take it because it can stave off the DTs. The amount you have to take to get actually high is so much that it puts you in danger of death from an impacted colon. Yeah, you're right. I couldn't remember what weird butt/gas drug actually killed him.
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Imodium is a super-potent opioid (even more than fentanyl), but it doesn't cross the blood brain barrier, so it only really works for diarrhea. You can use other drugs to gently caress up the bbb, but it's impossible to safely dose
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theflyingexecutive posted:Imodium is a super-potent opioid (even more than fentanyl), but it doesn't cross the blood brain barrier, so it only really works for diarrhea. You can use other drugs to gently caress up the bbb, but it's impossible to safely dose Brain barrier eh?...has anyone tried eyeballing it?
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Holy gently caress these stories are hilarious keep them coming. Where did the majority of dead goons post, the drug subforum?
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theflyingexecutive posted:Forever and always: Not familiar with this one. Can you elaborate
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Your Gay Uncle posted:I don't think anyone is sticking up for the plucky little Insurance Conglamerate, just pointing out that maybe you shouldn't solicit advice on how to commit insurance fraud on a public forum after your husband bakes himself in a car like a heroin stuffed cornish game hen. Can I change my forum name to heroin stuffed cornish game hen or is that too long?
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Sometimes people ask me how the hell I can still be on the same forum after almost 15 goddamn years. From now on I am going to point them to the last two pages of this thread. No other place on the internet can be simultaneously so funny and so sad. So informative and so insane.
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purple death ray posted:Solid point pop fly to McGillicutty posted:"Harm reduction? More like arm reduction." The arm recovered, the drug addict then took more heroin and OD'd. jmistajay posted:People confusing "eyeballing" to measure heroin dosages with actually injecting heroin directly into their eyes. Sestze has a new favorite as of 04:02 on Jan 26, 2017 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Brain barrier eh?...has anyone tried eyeballing it? lol there a retina blood barrier too because eyes are brain tissue and its existence makes my research 100000x harder than it needs to be
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Other stories include: The BackPanther saga, whereupon a goon named abunchofnumbers makes a series of very lovely choices. 1) Asks GBS if he should get a specific tattoo, against better advice gets a truly terrible tattoo on his back of a panther 2) Asks AI if he should get a specific motorcycle, against better advice gets the murdercycle. 3) Crashes the murdercycle, fucks himself up so bad he loses an arm Somewhere in here the FYAD subforum photoshops his picture of the backpanther to have lost a leg 4) Gets insurance money, proceeds to boast about buying a really expensive car with the money that's a manual and impossible to drive with one arm. 5) I believe at this point he finally crashes said sportscar and kills himself. Someone posted a short-ish thread in the previous incarnation of GBS that included the saga of StoneOfShame Link to post Steampunk iPhone posted:good content from the TCC opiate thread Sestze has a new favorite as of 04:14 on Jan 26, 2017 |
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giving up drinking entirely is probably the best choice ive ever made in my life
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theflyingexecutive posted:Imodium is a super-potent opioid (even more than fentanyl)
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John Big Booty posted:Like gently caress it is. yeah I was reading the units wrong. it's about halfway between morphine and fentanyl
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jmistajay posted:People confusing "eyeballing" to measure heroin dosages with actually injecting heroin directly into their eyes. So, uh, tell me the story of BEEEEEEEEES! and flaskfucker, 'cause what?? Just what? Also, terrible backpanther came from SA? the loving shame!!
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im pooping! posted:giving up drinking entirely is probably the best choice ive ever made in my life Giving up your Shift key must have been a close second.
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DicktheCat posted:So, uh, tell me the story of BEEEEEEEEES! and flaskfucker, 'cause what?? Just what? Someone (in an LP thread?) said he could gently caress a flask, and if he couldn't he would eat a hat. He got called out and challenged by a mod, failed to gently caress a flask and then made a hat entirely out of fruit and tried to eat it. e: I had almost all of my facts wrong but here it is https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/flaskfucker-fruit-hat/1/
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Solice Kirsk posted:Giving up your Shift key must have been a close second. Omg he didn't use a capital letter what a loving monster
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Omg he didn't use a capital letter what a loving monster Nor did he use punctuation! To ze gas chamber vit him!  *is punched*
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As long as we're talking about AUG goons: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3722560&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 As summary: A guy complains his son has mental problems and hates him. It's revealed he had been pretty much abusing his kid. He claims he can't just not beat his kid because he's from Alabama and he knows other parents who are worse. He's a ridiculous control freak who installed surveillance equipment in his house so he could spy on his children. He obviously hates his son because he reminds him of his ex. He's a complete womanizer who does not hide his escapades from his kids. He has a clear disdain for authority figures, acted like an rear end in a top hat to his son's teacher when she brought up him having problems, and refuses to obey laws that he doesn't think are fair. CPS paid his home a visit and he refused to let them in because how dare they tell him how to raise his children. Webdog did his thing and posted photos showing that he was a short pudgy dude and the bike he bragged about having was a tiny motorcycle. He still doesn't think he did anything wrong.
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I miss all the sagas of the early 2000's. It's a drat shame they don't happen much anymore 
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Zipperelli. posted:I miss all the sagas of the early 2000's. It's a drat shame they don't happen much anymore Kswizzle was the funniest, zombaby was the saddest.
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AlbieQuirky posted:zombaby was the saddest.  Also, I missed Kswizzle apparently?
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Sestze posted:Other stories include: Close -- but it's even better 1) got the terrible tattoo 2) bought a powerful motorcycle (his first) 3) crashed the motorcycle, posted about it in AI 4) was told to smarten up and buy this specific beginner motorcycle to learn on 5) instead bought a more powerful motorcycle than his first one 6) crashed this motorcycle too, posted about it in AI 7) was told to smarten up and buy the god damned beginner motorcycle to learn on or quit riding 8) bought the most powerful motorcycle yet 9) crashed the most powerful motorcycle into a car, while riding in a t-shirt and shorts and flip-flops. was thrown into the air and tore his arm off on a streetlamp. died briefly on the operating table, in hospital for months, etc. 10) got a $1M+ insurance payout 11) spent all the money on a manual-transmission lamborghini and slumlord properties in california at the height of the real estate bubble 12) at some point someone photoshopped the picture of his tattoo so the panther was also missing an arm 13) quit posting, is probably dead
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Solice Kirsk posted:Giving up your Shift key must have been a close second. lmao
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Kay Kessler posted:As long as we're talking about AUG goons: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3722560&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Was this the goon who beat his kid because the kid 'stole' an apple out of the fridge or was that someone else?
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Bina posted:Does anyone remember a post regarding a man who are raw beef, and got a beef tapeworm, and had to pull it out after it died inside him? 
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EmmyOk posted:Goon island was the best Was it a goon, or Monsters Inside Me?
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EmmyOk posted:Goon island was the best I think I'd rather go to juggalo island https://youtu.be/wKlpMxBX-j Which is it's own aug but at least everyone is having a good time
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Bina posted:Does anyone remember a post regarding a man who ate raw beef, and got a beef tapeworm, and had to pull it out after it died inside him? http://fray.com/drugs/worm/ ?
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Yes! This is it! TY
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Ambitious Spider posted:I think I'd rather go to juggalo island Just go to the Sausage Castle instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG3Vx1FuUBg It burned down this month and Mike Busey reopened it up almost immediately after in a mansion near Lake Apopka.
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Sagebrush posted:. ...How? Does the bike shop have a duty of care to make sure you're not a twat before they take your money? Prokhor Zakharov posted:Was this the goon who beat his kid because the kid 'stole' an apple out of the fridge or was that someone else? Although not the saddest thing I've ever read thats pretty loving heartbreaking and I've not read the original thread.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Kswizzle was the funniest, zombaby was the saddest. I don't remember if I had an account during zombaby or if I was just lurking but God drat I was glued to my laptop for that awful shitshow.
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jmistajay posted:People confusing "eyeballing" to measure heroin dosages with actually injecting heroin directly into their eyes. you forgot the lovely roommate, e.g. the one who went insane and turned the bathtub into a giant poo poo lasagna
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