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Barbed Tongues
Mar 16, 2012





tactlessbastard posted:

poo poo, then it's a felony now if you run over a squirrel?

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MrXmas
Apr 10, 2006

Let's Get Sweaty

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Sorry can we just go back to this because it's incredible. Dude got burned by Ted loving Cruz. That's like getting mugged by a kitten. If you interact with that conservative melting-candleman and he comes off as having a better sense of humour than you, you really need to reconsider what you're doing with your life.

"Go eat poo poo" is the only phrase anyone should say when interacting with Ted Cruz though.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

MrXmas posted:

"Go eat poo poo" is the only phrase anyone should say when interacting with Ted Cruz though.
He had an opportunity to a) lay a sick burn on Ted Cruz and b) not come off like a whiny baby, and he blew them both, and then doubled down by threatening to literally beat up people who disagreed with him. "Take it to the octagon" is pretty unintentionally hilarious.

At least one actual MMA fighter has already taken him up on it:
https://twitter.com/TimKennedyMMA/status/824369871576252427

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Sappo569 posted:

I bet if Rob Ford were still here he would have personally removed it
And eaten it.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.


Amazing

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

He had an opportunity to a) lay a sick burn on Ted Cruz and b) not come off like a whiny baby, and he blew them both, and then doubled down by threatening to literally beat up people who disagreed with him. "Take it to the octagon" is pretty unintentionally hilarious.

At least one actual MMA fighter has already taken him up on it:
https://twitter.com/TimKennedyMMA/status/824369871576252427

Tim Kennedy is a complete weirdo, a racist, a redneck and once pulled a gun on a drug testing agent because he thought that the agent was sent by ISIS to kill him.

You know you hosed up when Tim Kennedy comes off better than you.

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Memento posted:

Tim Kennedy is a complete weirdo, a racist, a redneck and once pulled a gun on a drug testing agent because he thought that the agent was sent by ISIS to kill him.

You know you hosed up when Tim Kennedy comes off better than you.

That the gently caress even is Deadspin? I mean, it has to be some sort of parody, right? Picking fights with MMA fighters, making Ted Cruz look reasonable. It has to be some sort of deep cover, right?

Right? :psyduck:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

J.A.B.C. posted:

That the gently caress even is Deadspin? I mean, it has to be some sort of parody, right? Picking fights with MMA fighters, making Ted Cruz look reasonable. It has to be some sort of deep cover, right?

Right? :psyduck:

A Gawker website being so loathsome that a terrible person looks like the good guy in comparison?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

J.A.B.C. posted:

That the gently caress even is Deadspin? I mean, it has to be some sort of parody, right? Picking fights with MMA fighters, making Ted Cruz look reasonable. It has to be some sort of deep cover, right?

Right? :psyduck:

It's not a site I ever visit, but any time I see someone quote it seriously it's either completely wrong or completely dumb. Seems to be a site that tells people what they want to hear, primarily.

Suck a Dick No Homo
Apr 22, 2008

J.A.B.C. posted:

That the gently caress even is Deadspin? I mean, it has to be some sort of parody, right? Picking fights with MMA fighters, making Ted Cruz look reasonable. It has to be some sort of deep cover, right?

Right? :psyduck:

They are so pleased with themselves that they told Trump to go gently caress himself 4 years ago (re: Brett Favre's penis) and they're just trying to get that mojo working again

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Ew, why would you eat sea squirts. I don't understand Japanese cuisine.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Probably the weirdest members of our phylum.

Ignoranus
Jun 3, 2006

HAPPY MORNING

whiteyfats posted:

Probably the weirdest members of our phylum.

The Japanese?

Alternative pants
Nov 2, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


whiteyfats posted:

Probably the weirdest members of our phylum.

They're just Japanese.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ignoranus posted:

The Japanese?

:golfclap:

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Kwyndig posted:

Ew, why would you eat sea squirts. I don't understand Japanese cuisine.

?

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

please don't doxx PCOS Bill

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010


Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Guy Goodbody posted:

A Gawker website being so loathsome that a terrible person looks like the good guy in comparison?

I thought "being so loathsome that a terrible person looks like the good guy in comparison" was the Gawker mission statement.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/824101230385500161

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

I still don't know what "OEGAMIOM" is supposed to be and it continues to haunt me.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




graybook posted:

I still don't know what "OEGAMIOM" is supposed to be and it continues to haunt me.

orgasm

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

look at this loser who's never reached oeagamiom :rolleyes:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Comptroll The Forums posted:

look at this loser who's never reached oeagamiom :rolleyes:

Thats in Kentucky right? Think they have a Shoney's there.

Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.
I fake all my oeagamioms.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Do you seek oeagamiom ?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


???
:confused:

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Excellent, subtle butt not too subtle.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

loving lol

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.


:perfect:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
wtf does "I'm your hucklebrry" man?!

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

That70sHeidi posted:

wtf does "I'm your hucklebrry" man?!

Literally no one knows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVnE-wOXJs

Guy Goodbody has a new favorite as of 03:37 on Jan 27, 2017

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Spencer got punched twice that day.

Super bonus

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




freeedr posted:


Spencer got punched twice that day.

Super bonus


:yum:

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

freeedr posted:


Spencer got punched twice that day.

Super bonus

He also got spit on

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


I must be missing the joke.

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BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer

Blind Rasputin posted:

I must be missing the joke.

Be thankful you are not depraved

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