|
That DICK! posted:I want a Marvel Civil War retelling where a tragedy at a school in Connecticut sparks reasoned people to discuss whether maybe we should do a background check and registration for the man who can turn into a nuclear bomb or the insane woman who can alter reality but the effort is blocked by dumb rednecks who are convinced that someday they too will be able to summon an army of squirrels at will
|
# ? Jan 23, 2017 20:24 |
|
|
# ? May 10, 2024 16:30 |
|
Chuck Buried Treasure posted:DEAR GIRLFRIEND
|
# ? Jan 23, 2017 20:53 |
|
this is a direct quote from Chapo Trap House FYI. Also, everyone should listen to Chapo Trap House
|
# ? Jan 23, 2017 21:40 |
|
LeftistMuslimObama posted:i bet it was really someone's big ole donger. some guy on the plane had to buy another seat in which to sling his truly gargantuan and yet somehow tenderly beautiful meat monster and the captain radioed down to the tarmac "houston we have the biggest drat darn ding donger i ever did see were gonna need to burn some fuel so we can get this elegant creature there iykwim"
|
# ? Jan 24, 2017 01:13 |
|
Streak posted:if i hate women so much, why do i keep trying to have sex with them????? Moon Atari posted:Because you want to make them suffer?
|
# ? Jan 24, 2017 01:24 |
|
LethalGeek posted:And then everyone dog piles on him for wanting to buy video games. What a sub forum laffo don't defend that dweeb
|
# ? Jan 24, 2017 01:56 |
|
Crocoswine posted:laffo don't defend that dweeb I think it's mildly concerning that in that post, what people thought was worth mocking was wanting to buy a Switch, rather than the insane relationship.
|
# ? Jan 24, 2017 02:39 |
|
wait that switch quote is unironic? are we sure?
|
# ? Jan 24, 2017 02:50 |
|
Taciturn Tactician posted:I think it's mildly concerning that in that post, what people thought was worth mocking was wanting to buy a Switch, rather than the insane relationship. I think that budgeting to afford a Switch is fine but ~blacklisting~ your girlfriend because she doesn't care about it is super childish.
|
# ? Jan 24, 2017 03:11 |
|
Oh gently caress I thought that was him mocking someone else, I didn't know that was a completely unironic post in the thread.
|
# ? Jan 24, 2017 03:22 |
|
Improbable Lobster posted:I think that budgeting to afford a Switch is fine but ~blacklisting~ your girlfriend because she doesn't care about it is super childish. I think his girlfriend regularly responding to things like "How's your day going?" with "Gay." is more childish. e: like his girlfriend is either a highschool student or a gbs poster Olive! has a new favorite as of 08:52 on Jan 24, 2017 |
# ? Jan 24, 2017 08:50 |
|
Olive Garden tonight! posted:I think his girlfriend regularly responding to things like "How's your day going?" with "Gay." is more childish. His gf is super gay, lmao.
|
# ? Jan 24, 2017 09:04 |
|
Olive Garden tonight! posted:I think his girlfriend regularly responding to things like "How's your day going?" with "Gay." is more childish. bin the girlfriend and put the saved money towards a loan for a second Switch controller
|
# ? Jan 24, 2017 10:10 |
|
Gringostar posted:You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a nazi. It's walking toward you, you reach out and punch the nazi in his face. Pac-Manioc Root posted:Ah the old Voight-Mein Kampf test.
|
# ? Jan 24, 2017 10:44 |
|
Grandmother of Five posted:Search results specific to the E/N On-line Dating thread
|
# ? Jan 24, 2017 11:56 |
|
Olive Garden tonight! posted:I think his girlfriend regularly responding to things like "How's your day going?" with "Gay." is more childish. I'm gay
|
# ? Jan 24, 2017 18:10 |
|
nintendo gay, so what
|
# ? Jan 24, 2017 19:45 |
|
RyokoTK posted:nintendo gay, so what https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCh2l0J1uJk
|
# ? Jan 24, 2017 19:58 |
|
Troposphere posted:you should love sex, but only if you're having it with me, the greasy pony tail guy
|
# ? Jan 24, 2017 23:23 |
|
Improbable Lobster posted:I think that budgeting to afford a Switch is fine but ~blacklisting~ your girlfriend because she doesn't care about it is super childish. Or maybe he was joking with his girlfriend and goons are doing the stupid fuckin goon poo poo they usually do.
|
# ? Jan 25, 2017 02:43 |
|
Jokes are against the rules in E/N.
|
# ? Jan 25, 2017 03:07 |
|
Das Boo posted:ephebophilia
|
# ? Jan 25, 2017 06:43 |
|
Field Mousepad posted:Or maybe he was joking with his girlfriend and goons are doing the stupid fuckin goon poo poo they usually do. did you read the thread
|
# ? Jan 25, 2017 07:15 |
|
Can't ignore an opportunity for a sick burn.
|
# ? Jan 25, 2017 07:35 |
|
Please don't start a derail about this please thank you.Wiggles Von Huggins posted:Outbreak 2: The Plunge Haier posted:The reality is more like:
|
# ? Jan 25, 2017 07:43 |
|
(For context, we threaten to call each other "gay" over every little thing)
|
# ? Jan 25, 2017 07:46 |
|
DoctorWhat posted:(For context, we threaten to call each other "gay" over every little thing) * screams your avatar over The Weather Girls - It's Raining Men
|
# ? Jan 25, 2017 08:35 |
|
Crocoswine posted:did you read the thread No I read this thread. I'm not omnipotent for gently caress's sake.
|
# ? Jan 25, 2017 15:47 |
|
https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/404689120506949632
|
# ? Jan 25, 2017 20:37 |
|
TheScott2K posted:Hold her purse for her once in a while if she needs you to for God's sake. It's not like some leprechaun is going to suddenly appear and call you a human being
|
# ? Jan 25, 2017 21:45 |
|
Grandmother of Five posted:Search results specific to the E/N On-line Dating thread HJB posted:Pet Island: frankenfreak has a new favorite as of 23:11 on Jan 25, 2017 |
# ? Jan 25, 2017 22:40 |
|
That thread is really good.bradzilla posted:ok
|
# ? Jan 25, 2017 23:27 |
|
|
# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:47 |
|
Lunchmeat Larry posted:your mum's anus is so insatiably hungry for monster cock, average-sized men call it the Judging Eye Strom Cuzewon posted:Your mum's so filthy, Cnaiur thought he was loving a hole in the ground. Lunchmeat Larry posted:your mums holes are so nasty, her favourite dildo was repurposed as a terrifying weapon, the Heron Spear General Battuta posted:I was pacing the halls of Atrithau contemplating the knowledge of pure meaning when my senses were assaulted by a hideous Mark. Whirling I saw a velour-robed Schoolman. Impossible! As I summoned my wards the man said, "Yo momma made a pit of her womb so deep they call her Mom-Uirokas." Desperately I focused on the simple truth of the geometric point. But the sorcerer's chapped lips chuckled "Yo momma so stupid she thinks skin-spy can cover up her herpes" and I was confronted with the knowledge that my disgrace was anticipated in ancient counsels where men's honor was bound to the grace of their mothers. My world pitched as the nimil-chained wizard cried "Aurang left yo momma's house so ashamed and hosed up he ran up to me saying, 'who am I? what do you see??'" And I wept as I accepted the busting of my soul. Lunchmeat Larry posted:rumour has it that the most fearless Mandate scholars face one final Dream of Seswatha that none have ever experienced without succumbing to madness and clawing out their own eyes in their sleep; the very night you were conceived General Battuta posted:Deep within the halls of Ishual I oversaw the birth of the latest Candidate. From the scents and issues of the pregnancy I had determined the sex of the boy. But when the child slid from the whale-mother it was at a time unanticipated by the evidence, and beneath the natal filth he wore a robe of thick cloth. Improbably, the child spoke. "Look here," he burbled, "buncha nerds so cloistered they think a clitoris is a property of the soul's will to become self-moving. Hey! You! You spend twenty years studying how passions move peeled-up faces?" And I saw in his bloodied face the words 'and yo cock so little they call you the Death of Girth.' I fell into the Probability Trance to explore the causal origins of this event, but everywhere I turned I saw a man with nimil-jeweled teeth hooting "They say an Anasurimbor will come at the end of the world, so I guess the Second Apocalypse goes down after three pumps". And I felt the Absolute escape me forever.
|
# ? Jan 26, 2017 08:34 |
|
Someone in FYAD, Lyle? posted:
Someone in FYAD, Manyak? posted:
|
# ? Jan 26, 2017 10:04 |
|
Thanks for the update, we were wondering what happened to Aatrek.
|
# ? Jan 26, 2017 10:31 |
|
haveblue posted:Wasn't it discovered not too long ago that dwarves had been only a couple of inches tall for years and nobody noticed because it didn't break anything? Who What Now posted:That seems fully intended to me. Zore posted:Only Dwarves/animals born in a fort. They didn't properly grow after birth so they were infant sized forever. There were a few knock on effects but most people don't have a ton of dwarfs actually grow up while playing a fort so it wasn't really noticed. Tunicate posted:Because size is subjective, the only way they were able to analyze it was by tracking each dwarf's total blood volume. Dr Pepper posted:And somebody bothered to do this? ImpAtom posted:"And somebody bothered to do this" is Dwarffortress.txt
|
# ? Jan 26, 2017 12:32 |
|
Hey this thread is p funnyVanSandman posted:I do recall at one point it was possible to make Dwarfs immune to fire by setting them on fire then extinguishing them once all their fat was burned off, because only fat burned properly. Angry Diplomat posted:If I recall correctly, a goon accidentally did this by managing to rescue a magma-charred dwarf miner via a legendary doctor with adamantine bandages, and was surprised when she hopped out of bed around a year later. There was a screenshot of her wounds screen that showed how absolutely every part of her had burned away except her bones (which were now completely wrapped in adamantine bandages). The guy put her in adamantine armour and sent her off to join the military; apparently she was literally impervious to all forms of injury because she didn't bleed or feel pain and had no flesh to injure, and she was wearing so many insulating and deflecting layers of adamantine that nothing could deliver sufficient force to crack her shambling, mummified bones.
|
# ? Jan 26, 2017 12:38 |
|
Reading about insane things occurring as byproduct of the underlying mechanics in DF will always be far more fun than actually trying to play it.
|
# ? Jan 26, 2017 13:12 |
|
|
# ? May 10, 2024 16:30 |
|
KM Scorchio posted:Reading about insane things occurring as byproduct of the underlying mechanics in DF will always be far more fun than actually trying to play it. These screenshots of randomly generated DF books were made by goons, so I guess they can count for this thread:
|
# ? Jan 26, 2017 13:34 |