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Ominous Jazz: Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style

nvm

Ominous Jazz fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Jan 26, 2017

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:35

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# ? May 24, 2024 16:07

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

vanisher posted:

even chicken and rice?

Sounds like somebody's soupist. :colbert:

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:36

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

vanisher posted:

Ceremonial party bread?!

This sounds like a party I could be a party to

all are welcome to break ceremonial party bread :getin:

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:37

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

i would like to explore this ceremonial party bread further in the fine dining effortpost post post. post.

today i am going to endeavour to mix a batch of cookie dough. i have sober able-bodied adult supervision, so this should end well.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:52

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

ladybeard mcflurry posted:

post post. post.

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# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:54

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Sounds like someone's got a case of Posthaste.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:56

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

hello, doctor. betta gimme the news

...

i gotta bad case of postin' blues

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# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:59

Al!

vanisher posted:

even chicken and rice?

my dad used 2 make me that and i love it!!!!!! im like hey can i make chicken n rice 2nite and people are like NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:00

Robot Made of Meat

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

there is help, but sometimes it takes a lot of attempts to get it, and i know from personal experience that it can be really difficult. keep trying anyway, man. you're worth it even if you don't feel that way right now.

A thousand times this, Mr B/Mr M. There is help. You deserve it. And there are many good people who want to provide it. Please let them do so.

Your BYOB friends want you to find that help.

:glomp:

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:00

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

hello, doctor. betta gimme the news

...

i gotta bad case of postin' blues

*doctor grimly checks clipboard, flips a few pages, then looks up*

Im... afraid that's terminal.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:01

Robot Made of Meat

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Do you have any go-to music that helps you take it easy?

This is an opened-ended question for everybody. It's always good to have a relaxing mix of songs to zone out to if silent meditation isn't quite your cuppa!

It's not always relaxing songs that help most. Sometimes it's songs you can sing along with at the top of your lungs until you cry and collapse.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:03

Robot Made of Meat

The Bananana posted:

Redhead told me she loves me.

Byob, please tell me how to proceed, tia.

Blush, and then tell her you want to see her hoo-hah.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:04

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Blush, and then tell her you want to see her hoo-hah.

But, uh... heh... but then I'd have to marry her.
That's the law, right?

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:06

Robot Made of Meat

OSI bean dip posted:

hello. i have been encouraged to post here

Welcome, Beany!

We're glad to have you here. Please share any hobbies, pet pix, or embarrassing things you've done at weddings.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:06

Robot Made of Meat

eonwe posted:

i did it

we're gonna move into a smaller apartment really close to my wifes office

Good for you (although I have such an astonishing amount of stuff that I don't know how I could ever downsize)!

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:10

Robot Made of Meat

Megaschmoo posted:

This place looks nice can I come in?

I don't have an avatar so you'd have to forgive me for my visually bland contributions.

Aside from this flaw I am pretty amicable.

Welcome! Please share any hobbies, pet pics, or amusing crimes you've committed!

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:12

Robot Made of Meat

Zyla posted:

also, what is your favorite soup

and your least favorite soup

And your third favorite soup.

(this is a special fetish of mine)

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:13

Lain Iwakura: The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Subjunctive posted:

I'm just using him to get to his wife at this point

this would get complicated fast plus i think she would rather not to be honest

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:14

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

The Bananana posted:

*doctor grimly checks clipboard, flips a few pages, then looks up*

Im... afraid that's terminal.

*looks down, then out the window, then down*

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc*

i mean
heh
h*ck

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# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:14

Robot Made of Meat

Zyla posted:

1. potato soup

2. bokken noodle soup

3. alphabet soup

999. Canned Worm Soup

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:14

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

Robot Made of Meat posted:

999. Canned Worm Soup

counterpoint: :can:

are good

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:15

Robot Made of Meat

The Bananana posted:

But, uh... heh... but then I'd have to marry her.
That's the law, right?

Well, duh!

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:19

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

just like my love of vanilla ice cream i :love:

chicken soup but to each their own

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:19

Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

just like my love of vanilla ice cream i chicken soup but to each their own

both things are sort of a revelation when they're done really well

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:22

Lain Iwakura: The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Welcome, Beany!

We're glad to have you here. Please share any hobbies, pet pix, or embarrassing things you've done at weddings.

sorry for missing this post

my hobbies include playing with electronics and making beer. oh i like to travel too

i have no pets

and i got married last year but amazingly nothing bad happened except that i nearly put myself on fire

i'm going to brew a batch of beer this weekend

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:22

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

what kind of beer & post pix pleas

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# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:23

Manifisto

OSI bean dip posted:

sorry for missing this post

my hobbies include playing with electronics and making beer. oh i like to travel too

i have no pets

and i got married last year but amazingly nothing bad happened except that i nearly put myself on fire

i'm going to brew a batch of beer this weekend

yeast are pets, sort of

short-lived pets that pee and fart everywhere

but their pee and farts are magical

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:24

Lain Iwakura: The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

what kind of beer & post pix pleas

i'll post pix for sure and it'll just be a lager. i got 1.5 kg of hops that i am going to save for a summer batch or something

this is a batch i did early last year which was this nutty dark ale. it was -okay-

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:27

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

byob: short-lived pets that pee and fart everywhere but their pee and farts are magical

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:43

death sext

vanisher please post the pooch

# ? Jan 26, 2017 06:46

vanisher

death sext posted:

vanisher please post the pooch

vanisher fucked around with this message at 08:40 on Jan 26, 2017

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# ? Jan 26, 2017 08:36

Mariana Horchata

Al! posted:

does anyone like this?

me, im a simple man if it comes down 2 it i like a rich tomato soup maybe a grilled cheese 2 dip in it???????

i just dip grilled cheese in sriracha instead...
/

# ? Jan 26, 2017 14:29

death sext

vanisher posted:

I kiss him nose

smek

# ? Jan 26, 2017 14:31

Mariana Horchata

love that collie snout :love:

# ? Jan 26, 2017 15:03

vanisher

He has mastered the cute snout pout

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# ? Jan 26, 2017 17:22

eonwe

thats a cute doggo. would pet it.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 17:40

Ominous Jazz: Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style

Mariana Horchata posted:

i just dip grilled cheese in sriracha instead...
/

Instead put the Sriracha on the sandwich before you start grilling the cheese

# ? Jan 26, 2017 17:51

Al!

Mariana Horchata posted:

i just dip grilled cheese in sriracha instead...
/

_{_{_{cock sauce. tee hee}}}

# ? Jan 26, 2017 17:56

FluffieDuckie

good morning byob. i was gone for 2 whole days. you seem to be still standing which leads me to believe that yobbers are real good

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jan 26, 2017 18:41

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# ? May 24, 2024 16:07

death sext

oh uh

hey FD look over here there's something real neat over here

_{guys hide the lion}

haha a lion did not follow us home to the thread and we kept the lion and his name is Chatty

# ? Jan 26, 2017 18:49

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