Mo_Steel posted:

Reminds me of my other favorite website:

http://starfox.about.com.msnbc.org.edu.taft.whitehouse.gov.melon.grapefruit.heliohost.org/

Methylethylaldehyde posted:

How did you MITM my mother's FW:Fw:fw:fw:fW:fw:fw:fw:fw MUST SEE email?

quote:

Help the printer is beeping and won't print but I don't see a paper jam is there another spot where the paper could be jamming that I missed?

Mo_Steel posted:

That's none of your concern.

Also, a ticket came in:


Test yourself to see if you know the issue!

Resolution: Tray is out of paper.

I love when they play the classics.

SEKCobra posted:

Pfft, obviously you implement policy to disallow this sorta practice. Hell, how am I gonna teach my users to not get hacked if I MITM them. Not to mention that it would be illegal here to even do that.

SEKCobra posted:

Pfft, obviously you implement policy to disallow this sorta practice. Hell, how am I gonna teach my users to not get hacked if I MITM them. Not to mention that it would be illegal here to even do that.

jre posted:

Why do you think users would notice ?

Also where is "here" ?

Thanks Ants posted:

The SSL inspection stuff only really works if you're in a position to be able to deploy the root certs that go along with it.

SEKCobra posted:

Austria.

I don't think users would notice, but they should notice if actually checking the certificate for sites.

DigitalMocking posted:

When was the last time a user checked a cert as long as it's green, really? :p

I'm curious about the legalities in Austria though, I've never done a deployment or worked with a company there. The French and the Germans have always been the biggest pains in the rear end.

SEKCobra posted:

Why is SA's cert shared with so many porn sites?

spankmeister posted:

Cloudflare

SEKCobra posted:

No I know that, it's the reason I looked it up, but why porn sites specifically?

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Which porn sites?

I'm a professional, I need to know.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Which porn sites?

I'm a professional, I need to know.

mewse posted:

DNS Name=ssl375655.cloudflaressl.com
DNS Name=*.artillo.pl
DNS Name=*.bestpaypornsite.org
DNS Name=*.boostability.com
DNS Name=*.cssmarkets.com
DNS Name=*.currentsmagazine.online
DNS Name=*.kavyar.com
DNS Name=*.mypornbookmarks.net
DNS Name=*.myracing.com
DNS Name=*.somethingawful.com
DNS Name=*.thepornjournal.com
DNS Name=*.toppornsites.com
DNS Name=artillo.pl
DNS Name=bestpaypornsite.org
DNS Name=boostability.com
DNS Name=cssmarkets.com
DNS Name=currentsmagazine.online
DNS Name=kavyar.com
DNS Name=mypornbookmarks.net
DNS Name=myracing.com
DNS Name=somethingawful.com
DNS Name=thepornjournal.com
DNS Name=toppornsites.com

Dead Goon posted:

God bless my butt.

anthonypants posted:

Cloudflare

Dead Goon posted:

God bless my butt.

Collateral Damage posted:

pr0digal posted:

Really the best extension I ever installed. Except that time it changed iCloud to iButt when I was e-mailing a client...

blackswordca posted:

http://www.stjamesfinancialservices.com/

pr0digal posted:

Really the best extension I ever installed. Except that time it changed iButt to iButt when I was e-mailing a client...

pixaal posted:

Ticket phone call email all came in at the same time.

Someone is quitting in style:
All printed items now show the company name as WE SUCK DICKS 8====D

The "all users" permissions in our ERP software for some reason includes the ability to edit the company name. My favorite part is logging is disabled since everything already logs a username next to it so it just doubles up on everything (but a few functions that don't). Last time it was enabled it crippled the old server. Maybe my request to test logging on the new hardware will be approved.

We have hundreds of custom permission groups with tons of overlap and most people are members of 50+. I'm going to have to audit every one of these next week now. Which is also something I said should be done and have never been given time to do!

pixaal posted:

Ticket phone call email all came in at the same time.

Someone is quitting in style:
All printed items now show the company name as WE SUCK DICKS 8====D

The "all users" permissions in our ERP software for some reason includes the ability to edit the company name. My favorite part is logging is disabled since everything already logs a username next to it so it just doubles up on everything (but a few functions that don't). Last time it was enabled it crippled the old server. Maybe my request to test logging on the new hardware will be approved.

We have hundreds of custom permission groups with tons of overlap and most people are members of 50+. I'm going to have to audit every one of these next week now. Which is also something I said should be done and have never been given time to do!

pr0digal posted:

I also have the Millennial to Snake People one installed but that doesn't really cause any issues.

Flatscan posted:

Why is it always sales and marketing that pull this poo poo? I had a very similar conversation with our new marketing director yesterday, though my response consisted of the words "gently caress" and "no".

pixaal posted:

Ticket phone call email all came in at the same time.

Someone is quitting in style:
All printed items now show the company name as WE SUCK DICKS 8====D

The "all users" permissions in our ERP software for some reason includes the ability to edit the company name. My favorite part is logging is disabled since everything already logs a username next to it so it just doubles up on everything (but a few functions that don't). Last time it was enabled it crippled the old server. Maybe my request to test logging on the new hardware will be approved.

We have hundreds of custom permission groups with tons of overlap and most people are members of 50+. I'm going to have to audit every one of these next week now. Which is also something I said should be done and have never been given time to do!

Mo_Steel posted:

Some Powershell may help you get started:

code:

Get-ADGroup -Filter * -Server yourADserverName |
     ForEach-Object{
          $hash=@{GroupName=$_.Name;Member=''}
          $_ | Get-ADGroupMember -ea 0 -recurs |
               ForEach-Object{
                    $hash.Member=$_.Name
                    New-Object psObject -Property $hash
               }
          } | 
     sort groupname,member | 
     Export-Csv 'GroupsAndMembers.csv' -NoTypeInformation

Requires AD cmdlets, more info here: https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/dd378937(WS.10).aspx
Once you have that you should be able to save that code into a ps1 script and run, should return a csv with the format of "GroupName","Member", for example:

"Accounting","Bill Nye"
"Accounting","Clark Kent"
"Burglary","Carmen Sandiego"
"Servers","LessThanActiveDirectory"

And so on. Open into Excel, make a Pivot Table with Row Labels of GroupName and then Member to get a list of all members in each group, or Row Labels of Member and then Group Name if you want it sorted as a list of members with all groups each is in. Picks up machines as well as users, which can be helpful in finding out if you have a sales machine grouped somewhere it shouldn't be.

Yawgmoth posted:

I definitely need this one, mostly because I have a circle of friends who love to post those "snake people are lazy" articles with a huge dose of frothing rage.

pixaal posted:

Groups in ERP software not in AD unfortunately but thanks for the script AD groups actually make sense and are well named. Unlike ERP software which has groups with names such a common general allusers zall zallusers zzallusers zbob1 zbob2.

ookiimarukochan posted:

Properly impressed by the way the whole site is just an iframe linked to invernesstechnology.com which is then just an iframe linked to 64.187.211.76

pr0digal posted:

I've gotten so used to that Snake People extension that I forget it's an extension.

It's actually kind of nice