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54 40 or gently caress posted:Oh come one is anyone making the dumb revenge posts here even serious? are you prepared to tell me mirthless made a joke
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Khorne posted:Slaughter them and offer up their skull to my throne. There, now it makes sense.
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Oh come one is anyone making the dumb revenge posts here even serious? i think i was the only one even being close to serious and i'd never actually tell somebody to do that poo poo, lol
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Jan 26, 2017 21:11
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That bully knows OP still hates her guts and hasn't gotten over all the abuse/assault because there's no way a brother who knows the details and was threatened with No Contact and still stays with her didn't tell her that his sis threatened to do so.
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[23 M] Life Drawing Class or Flowers, how Should I ask out my art Teacher [27 F]?quote:Starting out at college, I noticed my art teacher is really cute from the moment I walked in the door. She has beautiful strawberry blond hair and just the way she sits... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0
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Jan 26, 2017 21:32
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i think that dude added about 10 years to his age
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Jan 26, 2017 21:36
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Moridin920 posted:i think that dude added about 10 years to his age yeah seriously the part where he suggested putting a note at the top of his paper, lol "she looked at me, she's DTF!"
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Jan 26, 2017 21:41
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Haha that guy posted a bunch in r/worldbuilding and r/INTJ
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Jan 26, 2017 21:42
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hahahaha My (20F) boyfriend (25M) is overweight, but is convinced that he's skinny because he "sees a fatter version of himself in the mirror." quote:My boyfriend has body image issues. He constantly says that he's ugly, fat, disgusting, etc., and won't look at a mirror because of it. I love him, so naturally, when he says these things, I comfort him and tell him how attractive I find him, how unbelievably lucky I am to have him, how much I love him, etc. These are all true, but I definitely don't think he's skinny.
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Jan 26, 2017 21:43
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He could channel this passion into his drawing. Maybe hand in a whole sketchbook of nudes but they all have her face, really go for broke with it.
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Jan 26, 2017 21:44
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:hahahaha He's just building mass.
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Jan 26, 2017 21:47
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:
I don't know if I can believe this one. I think they took it just a little too far. size 42 is ~300lbs at average height
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Jan 26, 2017 21:47
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Size 44 pants seems extremely fat. Sounds weird too, like it's a fat dude's fantasy.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:hahahaha Tell him he's loving fat. No free rides on the body issue train unless you've put in the time getting yelled at by your mom.
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Jan 26, 2017 21:47
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Leon Einstein posted:Size 44 pants seems extremely fat.
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Jan 26, 2017 21:48
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I mean just get how high he is and then put him on a scale and look at the BMI. That poo poo isn't gonna lie and he can't fidget out by trying to do some 'my brain perceives the image in the mirror differently than how I actually am!' Dude obv feels like poo poo about it but instead of trying to do something he's constructed this denial universe idk what she's really supposed to do there. e: I guess he could try and say some 'my muscles are dense that's why I weigh more' poo poo but I mean just dump his rear end at that point idk he's gotta hit rock bottom I guess.
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Jan 26, 2017 21:49
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Moridin920 posted:I mean just get how high he is and then put him on a scale. That poo poo isn't gonna lie and he can't fidget out by trying to do some 'my brain perceives the image in the mirror differently than how I actually am!' a guy this deluded won't be convinced to step on a scale and even if she gets him on it he'll probably claim the scale was broken or that she'd fixed the results to "trick him" into thinking he's fat
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Jan 26, 2017 21:50
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Have him plug in his stats on MyBodyGallery. By the way, everyone should do this.
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Jan 26, 2017 21:51
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Size 44 is incredibly fat. She may not think he is fat or bothered by it since it is more normalized now but it doesn't change the fact that he is fat and knows it.
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Jan 26, 2017 21:51
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Pick posted:Have him plug in his stats on MyBodyGallery. I went there and I just wanna say I clicked the drop down for shirt size and wow I've always felt like a fatass because I go for the L or XL thinking those were the top of the range but uh nope that poo poo def keeps going down and down to 10XL. e: wait this is for women only??? I want a website to tell me I'm fat 
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Pick posted:Have him plug in his stats on MyBodyGallery. i'd make a pretty good-lookin woman evidently
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Jan 26, 2017 21:54
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Pick posted:Have him plug in his stats on MyBodyGallery. I checked it out, and no results for me. I didn't realize I was such an odd size.
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Jan 26, 2017 21:55
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Leon Einstein posted:I checked it out, and no results for me. I didn't realize I was such an odd size. Same 5'9", 180 lbs, 32 pant size, L shirt I could stand to lose 10 lbs or so def
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Austin: [referring to Felicity sleeping with Fat Bastard] Well, how could you do it? Felicity Shagwell: I was just doing my job. Austin: No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? The man's so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.
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Jan 26, 2017 21:57
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Moridin920 posted:Same How the hell are you an XL shirt? Do you just wear it like a poncho? edit: drat, ninja edited on me
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Straight White Shark posted:How the hell are you an XL shirt? Do you just wear it like a poncho? yeah mistype I think I'm wearing an M right now, the Ms and Ls tend to vary a lot
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CodfishCartographer posted:On the other hand, it's possible that he just admitted to peeking at her once or twice, and she took that as confirmation that he stared at the girl the whole time. Counterpoint: perhaps the woman's yoga pants were so tight that you could see the outline of her uterus. I'd stare, too.
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P-Mack posted:your supposed to spread your creeping out over multiple asses, or like bounce it off a mirror or something, you know have some strategy 😂 focus so hard on the yoga butt that you inadvertently downward dog right into it
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Pvt.Scott posted:Counterpoint: perhaps the woman's yoga pants were so tight that you could see the outline of her uterus. I'd stare, too.
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You don't have to specify every parameter, you can just have it search for height and weight.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:i'd make a pretty good-lookin woman evidently I did not realize it was just women 
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Pick posted:I did not realize it was just women it isn't but poo poo did you never wanna check
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:it isn't but poo poo did you never wanna check I assumed men at the depressing, soul-destorying, virginity-ensuring 5'8" would be too embarrassed to record their existence
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I thought 42 would be like, inches around his waist. That's not 300 pounds worth of fat, is it? Women's clothes are weird. I typically wear a small or medium, but it depends on the brand. I always order a size up if I'm shopping online
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Pick posted:I assumed men at the depressing, soul-destorying, virginity-ensuring 5'8" would be too embarrassed to record their existence
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I thought 42 would be like, inches around his waist. That's not 300 pounds worth of fat, is it? Yeah, that's inches around the waist. At my heaviest I was wearing 42s and I was around 300. I'm 5'10". I am not athletic. Decent weight distribution, though, somebody could potentially be way heavier or lighter depending on how fortunate or unfortunate they are 195 now 
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Ooooooh waist. I was thinking of hips for some reason E: as in, I wrote waist but for some reason I was getting hips and waist mixed up because I'm not all there today 54 40 or fuck fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Jan 26, 2017 |
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GF(37) says she'd have sex with Obamaquote:Hey guys, been dating this woman for a little less than three months now. Yesterday we're in bed, and after a signature good time we lie in bed and talk. "Who would you have as dinner guest given the choice of anyone in the world? Pick up to three". She gives her answers; Obama, (we're not Americans) because he's eloquent, charming and whatever and two writers whose books she reads. Sure, I give mine and she says I have good picks and she'd like to join our dinners and asks if she may. Well sure, but then of course I'd have to join hers I say, the writers excluded except if the food is exceptional. Now she goes "Well you can, but not the one with Obama" - "Oh? Why?" I ask and she giggles as a response. It was obvious that in this fantasy game she's planning to gently caress him and I'm not invited. This changes my mood from trying to get to know this girl to simply not wanting her anymore. Am I being to critical? It's a fantasy, I mean Obama wouldn't gently caress her but the fact that she verbalized not allowing me in the dinner because of her loving someone made me feel... Hmm... Disrespected maybe? I know we all have our fantasies, which I'm totally fine with, but do you think there's a value in presenting, if at all, them diplomatically to one's LTR? And how would you view a situation like this, got experiences?
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:GF(37) says she'd have sex with Obama  ...really, dude?
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