Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

GF(37) says she'd have sex with Obama

Leon Einstein posted:

That guy is such a loving weenie.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

GF(37) says she'd have sex with Obama

Pick posted:

Unlike Obama, who could totally out-drone that man in a flat second

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Who wouldn't want a chance with Obama, the man is pure class

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

hahahaha

My (20F) boyfriend (25M) is overweight, but is convinced that he's skinny because he "sees a fatter version of himself in the mirror."

subhuman filth posted:

Pick posted:

Patrick Stewart, Madeline Albright... Gloria Steinem... Brian Blessed, Mikhael Gorbachev

WampaLord posted:

Mirthless thinks that grown women operate like high school boys where you fight and then are best friends.

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My (18f) ex-boyfriend (18m--together about a year) did something violent and stupid in front of me and is now in real legal trouble. His and my parents and all friends are all blaming me. How do I communicate with them after this?

So background, Tyler (not his real name) and I have known each other since we were tiny. Our parents are best friends because our dads served in the Navy together. The retired to the same town and it was always joked that we would end up getting married. We were sort of friends for a long time but I'm way more introverted and he's seriously the most popular kid where ever he goes. We started dating junior year and although he was always doing stupid stuff (fighting, drinking, etc...) I was stupid and liked being in the "popular" crowd. My Mom and Dad adore Tyler and my dad even helped him get his spot at one of the military academies for college. I mean this when I say, just about everyone who meets Tyler, from teachers to coaches to everyone just loves him because he's funny, pretty smart and a good athlete.

So the incident which caused all this was earlier in the fall. I was driving. We had just pulled out of a bagel shop so I had a brand new huge cup of coffee. Before I even knew what was happening Tyler had taken my coffee and was throwing it out of the window screaming like "have some hot coffee dipshit!" Out of the corner of my eye I saw a person just drop to the ground. I was mortified. I could not believe what I was seeing. I went up to the place where I could turn around because I felt like I had to check on the person. Tyler screamed at me to drive away and I said no, so he jumped out of the car and ran. I pulled into the parking lot of the bagel place and ran to the person and found it was an older man just soaked in coffee and he had fallen down. I was so scared for him, I offered to call 911 but he said no that he would be ok. I begged him to let me help him but he kept saying no, that he just appreciated that I stopped. I offered to buy him new clothes and he said he would think about it so I left him my number and drove to school.

Well about half way through the day I was called into the principals office and there were two police waiting for me. They grilled me about what we had done and I started crying harder than I ever have and basically said it was all Tyler and that I was honestly trying to help the man (the man had given them my info and the police figured out how to find me). So the police let me go and called Tyler in and arrested him.

It has cascaded from there. He was arrested and charged with casualty with weapon (hot coffee) and is working its way through the courts. He was kicked off the soccer team and since he can't play his senior year, he very likely won't have the stats to play on the service academy team. And even that's if they don't take away his appointment if he gets convicted in the courts. The man is suing his family for a HUGE amount claiming that he suffered a concussion and heart trouble from the trauma of getting hit with coffee and falling down. There will probably me trouble after all is said and done. This was not a small incident.

Here's what really sucks...EVERYONE and I mean everyone is blaming me. My parents and his parents are saying I should not have turned around. My parents are furious that I spoke with the police without asking for a lawyer or calling them first (the police did not tell me this was even an option). Tyler's parents are furious for the same reason. Everyone in school is pissed at me because the star soccer player is kicked off and they are having a terrrible season. My dad is mad at me because he wanted Tyler to follow in his footsteps and all the work he did to help Tyler into the Academy will probably be for nothing. Tyler's parents are furious because they had to cash in their retirements to pay for lawyers.

This really hurts because no matter if I made mistakes (I probably did) NONE of this would have happened if he hadn't of thrown the stupid coffee. NONE OF IT!

I am basically a social left out now, and it feel like even so in my own house. The only person who is supporting me is my older sister (Tyler used to do tease her pretty heavily when she was going through puberty) but she's away at college. I do get to talk to her every night which has been my saving grace.

How in the hell do I even approach this? I didn't do everything right I admit but I also didn't start this. My parents hating me hurts the most, but feeling like poo poo at school really hurts too.

tl;dr: My ex boyfriend threw hot coffee all over a pedestrian from my car. I turned around and checked on the man which allowed the police to figure out who threw the coffee. Everyone, including my parents is blaming me for a lot of reasons. How do I talk to anyone about this if it seems everyone is against me?

Tiny Deer posted:

Haha 'my girlfriend told a joke and now my manhood feels small'.

Break up with her. For her sake. You're too old to act this stupid dummy.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

GF(37) says she'd have sex with Obama

Gaunab posted:

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Cough Drop The Beat posted:

What kind of crazy person, man or woman, doesn't want to bang Obama anyways?

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

No bueno if Mrs. Obama isn't there, as well.

Gaunab posted:

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Gaunab posted:

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SirSamVimes posted:

Let's be honest here, the Obamas are the best-looking couple that's ever been in the white house.

Barudak posted:

I have good news and bad news, lady. The good news is you now know what people in your life are awful pieces of poo poo that you should never speak with again. The bad news is that is apparently literally everyone.

LethalGeek posted:

And people say small town America is so charming and nice. Least I'm assuming this is some lovely small town.

Gaunab posted:

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LethalGeek posted:

And people say small town America is so charming and nice. Least I'm assuming this is some lovely small town.

Gaunab posted:

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Mirthless posted:

honestly, i'm just surprised the small town police didn't bury the charges and try to intimidate the old guy and the girl into changing their stories

Gaunab posted:

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He's a dumbass is why but I don't know. He just does stuff like that I guess, like rip down peoples Christmas lights or a joke he and his friends play is to push shopping carts in a ditch because they know the special needs guy who works for Kroeger is afraid to go in the ditch to get them. He's just kind of like that. I don't have a good reason why he did it. We broke up so fast after it happened and I don't speak to him at school or when he comes to our house so I just don't know he did or what he was thinking.

Gaunab posted:

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Tolkien minority posted:

from the comments

dude sounds like a real catch

Mirthless posted:

literally a violent sociopath who gets whatever he wants and god willing this will have some real inescapable legal consequences, insuring he spends the rest of his life in and out of the legal system instead of raping his way across america's college campuses