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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
I'm so loving fat but also ill so I have to keep eating and can't workout

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Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011

sassassin posted:

I'm so loving fat but also ill so I have to keep eating and can't workout
truly a dilemma

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
There's no dilemma I've just finished my 11pm pie.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Trying to grow my shameful chest. So many new year people tho.

E_P
Feb 22, 2003

Last day I can gym before the Chinese new year shuts everything down for a few days. I will do legs in honor of the end of the year of the monkey.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

E_P posted:

Last day I can gym before the Chinese new year shuts everything down for a few days. I will do legs in honor of the end of the year of the monkey.

I will also do legs but in honour of the year of the cock which is coming hard and fast upon us.


Salami.

Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011
I think I strained my groin


You all can go ahead and push my wooden boat onto the water and shoot a flaming arrow at it so I can see Valhalla

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
vikings were probably not even that swole

they didnt even have squat racks back then

sad!

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
they had really pretty hair and combed it often though

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
this girl im talking to invited me to her crossfit bootcamp... probably gonna have to move on

ZigZag
Aug 1, 2004

Good reactions etc..
Why? Just go and throw around the rubber weights they use, be the apeman you are supposed to be.

You lift they don't so show it... unless you in fact do not lift..

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Two words that alone are awful and yet when combined are even worse; crossfit and bootcamp. It sounds like the worst, most unfun place on earth.

E_P
Feb 22, 2003

Go do some crossfit m8. It gets a bad rap but it is more fun then jogging on a treadmill and it burns cals a lot better to boot.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

E_P posted:

Go do some crossfit m8. It gets a bad rap but it is more fun then jogging on a treadmill and it burns cals a lot better to boot.

Hot tip: Both suck, don't do either.

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



Go do crossfit you'll be the most jacked person there.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
I won't make anymore posts on here about my videos, but this one is more definitive of how I'm gonna be making them. My first two were to basically get my dick wet.

Here's my chili with some solid macrossssss:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLhYb7gDo6c

E_P
Feb 22, 2003

sassassin posted:

Hot tip: Both suck, don't do either.
Not everyone can be Zangief but that doesnt mean you have to be E. Honda.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

89 posted:

I won't make anymore posts on here about my videos, but this one is more definitive of how I'm gonna be making them. My first two were to basically get my dick wet.

Here's my chili with some solid macrossssss:

Please stop putting your dick into your food.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
You don't need to do cardio to be thin. Just stop eating.

I can't, but it's technically possible.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
To the :jackbud: in the gym shower, plz no.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

Rodenthar Drothman posted:

To the :jackbud: in the gym shower, plz no.

Rude. You're supposed to help.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

Dum Cumpster posted:

Rude. You're supposed to help.

If you want help, you're supposed to ask :colbert:
There's an order to things in the locker room.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*
My understanding is that jerking off in a public shower is asking.


For all the salami jokes in here you guys don't seem to know the rules.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

89 posted:

I won't make anymore posts on here about my videos, but this one is more definitive of how I'm gonna be making them. My first two were to basically get my dick wet.

Here's my chili with some solid macrossssss:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLhYb7gDo6c

Keep posting a few more vids you rear end in a top hat

SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT
Oct 14, 2016

A thinking, breathing house? You're mad!

Dum Cumpster posted:

My understanding is that jerking off in a public shower is asking.


For all the salami jokes in here you guys don't seem to know the rules.

I don't know, you might be stealing his shower self-abuse gains. You don't want to be that guy who starts beating off another man without asking while yelling "it's all you bro it's all you!"

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

Dum Cumpster posted:

My understanding is that jerking off in a public shower is asking.


For all the salami jokes in here you guys don't seem to know the rules.

poo poo, I am sorry, salami gods.

I need to put more salami in my mouth and contemplate my lifting sins.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I have been crippled by lung disease for 2 weeks, because I am old and fragile.

By the Norse gods, I will lift tonight.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
on the bus to the gym


its after work on a friday and im tired
and the gym will be packed and the stations probably busy

but i will prevail

wish me luck my dear internet strangers

Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

Seriously considering veganism- if Clarence Kennedy does it then it must be good right??!

ZigZag
Aug 1, 2004

Good reactions etc..
As long as you do the god drat roids most things work fine.
But having to substitute 2 chicken breast for like 2kg of bland tasting food is a huge hassle though so...

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*
400g of beans a meal sounds fun!

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Mugsbaloney posted:

Seriously considering veganism- if Clarence Kennedy does it then it must be good right??!
It's not good or bad. It just is. There's no real point, and it definitely limits food variety.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

Khorne posted:

It's not good or bad. It just is. There's no real point, and it definitely limits food variety.

He said he did it for ethical reasons, and was willing to take a performance hit if it happened. But apparently he's just as strong. Probably made up lost gains with flatulence.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
*brings in bag of beans to work*

hello fellow coworkers, this is my beanfest

*spends rest of day gassing everyone in the office*

canned from the band
Sep 13, 2007

I'm a man of intensity. Of cool, and youth, and passionately
Planned to go to the gym super early to beat the new years crowd. Had everything planned the night before, manage to wake up on time, get the bus to the gym right on time. Getting pumped for an awesome workout. Get to the changing room and realised I've left all my gym clothes at home. Contemplated squatting in boxers, instead gave up and went to work real early.

Maybe tomorrow?

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Dum Cumpster posted:

He said he did it for ethical reasons, and was willing to take a performance hit if it happened. But apparently he's just as strong. Probably made up lost gains with flatulence.
Clarence Kennedy owns. He owned when he was natural and he owns now that he's enhanced.

I won't hold his food fashion choice against him.

jarbv
Jul 10, 2004

Hello thread, I bought a bag of salami last night with 10 serving sizes and it is all gone today. I am excited to lift

a dingus
Mar 22, 2008

Rhetorical questions only
Fun Shoe

canned from the band posted:

Planned to go to the gym super early to beat the new years crowd. Had everything planned the night before, manage to wake up on time, get the bus to the gym right on time. Getting pumped for an awesome workout. Get to the changing room and realised I've left all my gym clothes at home. Contemplated squatting in boxers, instead gave up and went to work real early.

Maybe tomorrow?



Lol if you didn't just cut the legs off whatever pants you were wearing

jarbv
Jul 10, 2004

canned from the band posted:

Planned to go to the gym super early to beat the new years crowd. Had everything planned the night before, manage to wake up on time, get the bus to the gym right on time. Getting pumped for an awesome workout. Get to the changing room and realised I've left all my gym clothes at home. Contemplated squatting in boxers, instead gave up and went to work real early.

Maybe tomorrow?

Are you going to make up for this terrible mistake tonight?

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Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

Khorne posted:

Clarence Kennedy owns. He owned when he was natural and he owns now that he's enhanced.

I won't hold his food fashion choice against him.

:agreed:

I think it's pretty cool that he's trying it, and hearing about his diet makes me realize how much more work he puts in than I ever did/will.

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