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Kwyndig posted:Well that model has a flared base, there's no way it's getting stuck in your rear end. in theory
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Kwyndig posted:Well that model has a flared base, there's no way it's getting stuck in your rear end. Not with that defeatist attitude it won't.
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Kwyndig posted:Well that model has a flared base, there's no way it's getting stuck in your rear end. O ye of little faith...
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Jan 26, 2017 05:28
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I know I can just solve this controversy by Googling the problem and...
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Jan 26, 2017 05:42
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I can state authoritatively that it's entirely possible for people to fit objects up to 5" in diameter into their rectums. Not ALL people, of course, but the gifted few who first saw Goatse and thought, "huh, I could do that."
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Dildomancer posted:I can state authoritatively that it's entirely possible for people to fit objects up to 5" in diameter into their rectums. Not ALL people, of course, but the gifted few who first saw Goatse and thought, "huh, I could do that." I mean, you WOULD know.
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Jan 27, 2017 00:00
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Dildomancer posted:I can state authoritatively that it's entirely possible for people to fit objects up to 5" in diameter into their rectums. Not ALL people, of course, but the gifted few who first saw Goatse and thought, "huh, I could do that." It's good for people to have goals in life
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Jan 27, 2017 03:40
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Chard posted:It's good for people to have goalposts in them. Fixed.
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Kwyndig posted:Yes. It's when you insert some communism into your capitalism so that your workers don't starve to death on the streets! That's not what Socialism is 
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Dildomancer posted:I can state authoritatively that it's entirely possible for people to fit objects up to 5" in diameter into their rectums. Not ALL people, of course, but the gifted few who first saw Goatse and thought, "huh, I could do that." Name/post combo
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Dildomancer posted:I can state authoritatively that it's entirely possible for people to fit objects up to 5" in diameter into their rectums. Not ALL people, of course, but the gifted few who first saw Goatse and thought, "huh, I could do that." He knows... https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3785918&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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Catching up with this thread not imagining the tired uphill slog, but the roaring hellride with the world's weirdest hood ornament just past the crest.
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I believe it's called "riding historic".
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Jan 29, 2017 22:17
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I believe it's called "riding historic". It'll certainly be shiny and chrome.
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Jan 30, 2017 20:08
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Yes, thanks to this thread and some time on Bing, I now know it is quite possible for folks of both genders to...erm...enjoy trailer hitches. Thanks thread!
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Jan 30, 2017 21:36
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Lose your MacBook Pro charger? No problem!
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Jan 30, 2017 23:00
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1redflag posted:Has science gone too far?! Nah. We've got a long ways to go before "too far". Well, unless it turns out scientists made Trump in a lab.
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Kwyndig posted:Nah. We've got a long ways to go before "too far". Well, unless it turns out scientists made Trump in a lab. The Island of Doctor
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXTtObH0t6w This is a joke, right? Right? 
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AlbieQuirky posted:The Island of Doctor The Island of Doctor Moron is clearly the better joke, friend.
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Doctor_Acula posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXTtObH0t6w yes *lies about clicking video* yes
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Chard posted:yes Don't lie. You can't tell without seeing the video. *clicks the link so he can decide*
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okay i'll admit that i clicked it, but then i saw it was 10 minutes and *deep breath* fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that
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Chard posted:okay i'll admit that i clicked it, but then i saw it was 10 minutes and *deep breath* fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that I made it about 75% of the way through (snickering the whole time), but no one has a life hack for renewing my stock of fucks to give, so I closed the tab.
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The last one in that video is high up on the list of worst ones I've ever seen. Opened a glass bottle and didn't finish your drink? Empty a plastic bottle, then cut the top off, then literally MELT the plastic bottle neck onto the glass bottle neck. Walla! So much more convenient that just finishing your loving drink, or just pouring it into the plastic bottle, or just throwing it away because it's half a flat soda and who gives a poo poo.
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The girl was kinda cute, but I couldn't imagine dating someone who probably makes their own plates out of old milk jugs.
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rydiafan posted:The last one in that video is high up on the list of worst ones I've ever seen. The plastic they use for bottle shrinks when it heats up, no melting required. Fill one with boiling water and watch the magic. But in addition to spending 10+ minutes, and breaking out a legit power tool just to save half a tiny bottle of pop, now it's warm because you pointed a goddamned heat gun at it for 5 minutes. But that isn't even the worst one. In the second one, she cuts the top tapered part off two bottles, with the lids still on. Then glues them together in kind of an hourglass shape, and sticks a candle in one side. Walla! Candle holder! Except for the part where these bottles shrink when they heat up, so when the candle gets low enough, the sides are going to shrink and get closer to the flame, eventually catching fire, and then we'll have our melted plastic. In another one she decides it's too hard to hold a grocery bag full of potatoes, so she cuts a hole in a 4L plastic bottle and uses that instead. The opening is just big enough for her hand, so it'll probably get scratched up every time she tries to get one out. Or the one where she hot glues a piece of a plastic knife to the neck, and uses it as what looks like the most frustrating tape dispenser I've ever seen in my life. Like, the glass bottle one is a waste of time, sure, but these three actively make your life worse once construction is complete.
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Doctor_Acula posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXTtObH0t6w I watched as far as the part where she had clear access to power-tools, wood screws, pieces of wood, padding insulation, and cloth wrapping and instead of deciding to spend the final $4.50 needed to buy some small pieces of lumber to create the frame for the chair she, I assume, went out and robbed a homeless person at gunpoint for their collection of trashed water bottles.
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EKDS5k posted:The plastic they use for bottle shrinks when it heats up, no melting required. Fill one with boiling water and watch the magic. But in addition to spending 10+ minutes, and breaking out a legit power tool just to save half a tiny bottle of pop, now it's warm because you pointed a goddamned heat gun at it for 5 minutes. My favorite is the one at 6 minutes in, where she literally turns a bottle into a smaller, flimsier bottle using a balloon. To hold a few screws. A plastic bottle would still be keeping those screws safe and dry 20 years from now. That cheap rubber balloon flap won't last nearly as long. If it's only a short term thing, either the bottle or the balloon would have been fine to hold the screws, but there is absolutely no reason to combine them.
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Facebook Aunt posted:My favorite is the one at 6 minutes in, where she literally turns a bottle into a smaller, flimsier bottle using a balloon. To hold a few screws. A plastic bottle would still be keeping those screws safe and dry 20 years from now. That cheap rubber balloon flap won't last nearly as long. If it's only a short term thing, either the bottle or the balloon would have been fine to hold the screws, but there is absolutely no reason to combine them.  Apart from the obvious advantage of not having to do anything but wash them out, you know what's the big advantage over the bottle nonsense? They're stackable. Now that's a lifehack. Also, dunno where she lives, but it's pretty chilly round here at the moment. That would spell fun times for her stupid-rear end chair when the air in the bottles gets cool enough to make them deflate...
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Four of the "lifehacks" in that video would be better off with just using the bottle without modifications. Another five, in a true life hack fashion, don't make sense / has a < $5 solution that works better. The sponge one looks kinda useful and the phone "hologram" one is rather pointless but kinda cool I guess.
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rydiafan posted:The last one in that video is high up on the list of worst ones I've ever seen. You can put a loving cap back on a glass bottle it's not that goddamn hard. Though I guess if you mangle the cap doing some stupid loving life hack way to open a bottle you can't put it back on.
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:The girl was kinda cute, but I couldn't imagine dating someone who probably makes their own plates out of old milk jugs. mmmyes, this conventionally attractive female pleases me, but i have concerns about her dateablity,
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I would gently caress her on that plastic bottle ottoman, h*ck yeah
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Sponge Baathist posted:Everything was meant to be used as a butt plug Apropos, I was once filling a fuel tank on a tractor that had hydraulic draft control. I straddled and sat upon on of the control arms. It kicked me right in the 'taint as soon as I sat down. Never again...
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sandoz posted:mmmyes, this conventionally attractive female pleases me, but i have concerns about her dateablity, a proper female specimen should know how to maintain a household with as few resources as possible so as to allow her male keeper to afford more anime merchandise
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sandoz posted:mmmyes, this conventionally attractive female pleases me, but i have concerns about her dateablity, Thinking about it, Kramer was all about lifehacks.
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KennyMan666 posted:Literally every Seinfeld episode about one of Jerry's girlfriends. Lifehack: Watch the Leaning Susan episode.
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EKDS5k posted:hese three actively make your life worse once construction is complete. But at least there's a "complete" to be had. Once you make your lovely potato holder or tape dispenser at least it's done. That's way less idiotic than having to mangle a plastic bottle and break out a heat gun every time I feel quenched with 30% of a coke still left.
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