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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Moniker posted:

I'm 30 and I do (not bc of Howard)

Same, 34 this year. Though I'll admit I hadn't thought about him for a VERY long time, until I heard Howard talking about him.

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I'm 30 and I knew he was some old kid's show host but I'm completely in the dark other than that basic fact.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqoos4w706Q

These just aren't the same as Richard and Sal's :smith:

You need that odd mix of vulgar and silly/innocent. Like Richard telling Jonah Falcon that he blew his dad at a baseball game, and then Richard continually calling in about the weather.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

sportsgenius86 posted:

I'm 30 and I knew he was some old kid's show host but I'm completely in the dark other than that basic fact.

This was always shown on Dick Clark's Bloopers show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cherobZX9cc

quote:

The show's set included a door in the background. During the show, Sales would answer a knock at the door and interact with an actor seen only as an arm. Occasionally, the person at the door was a celebrity, such as Burt Lancaster or Fess Parker. Once, while the show was being broadcast live from Detroit, Sales' studio crew pulled a prank on him: when he opened the door, he saw a topless dancer partially covered with a balloon. Some reports say the gag was furthered by the crew switching the studio monitors so that Sales would think the stripper image was going out over the air. A second, nonbroadcasting, camera captured the uncensored version, while a stagehand moved a balloon back and forth in the doorway, giving at least some indication to the home viewers what was supposed to be behind the door. Sales was forced to try to keep the show going without revealing the risque scene backstage. The prank was recreated when the show originated in Los Angeles. The Los Angeles prank footage survives

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Bloopers, Bleepers, and Practical Jokes

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

JLTV had Soupy's show on. It was lo-fi as poo poo and completely unfunny. But hey, JLTV had something other than an Israel tourism video on.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
So I just got around to watching the amazing documentary called Tickled, all about a international tickle torture company.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOBXuCYB4jQ

Reminded me of good ol' Yaqui,the tickle master.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UieHFkZ3JSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glzcK4eriZI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPVlnTEv-k0

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
I've always maintained that Yaqi was an extension of Howard's own touch/tickle fetish because he's had so many girls tied down to be ticked it went well beyond bit territory and right into full blown "this is creepy and he's only getting away with it because he's famous" territory. They spent money on a tickle chair even.

The show is nothing if not a placard for Howard's eccentricities and fetishes and tickling was definitely one of them.

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Out of everything ever on the show. I think the tickle chair is the most disturbing, hosed up thing. Besides Jon Hein of course

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

He also likes spanking. Pretty sure that he has a foot fetish that he pawns off as a leg fetish.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I always got super creeped out when some chick would be riding the sybian and faking an orgasm while Baba Booey stood right next to her, awkwardly holding a mic

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

haljordan posted:

I always got super creeped out when some chick would be riding the sybian and faking an orgasm while Baba Booey stood right next to her, awkwardly holding a mic

Didn't he get squirted on and freaked the gently caress out?

Amateur :colbert:

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Didn't he get squirted on and freaked the gently caress out?

Amateur :colbert:

Ah yes, squirted on by confirmed goonette annie cruz. (I believe a goon was her room mate and she bought an account and posted a handful of times about a decade ago. Still counts.)

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Evil Agita posted:

Ah yes, squirted on by confirmed goonette annie cruz. (I believe a goon was her room mate and she bought an account and posted a handful of times about a decade ago. Still counts.)

Ok, this is amazing. Any more info?

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Ok, this is amazing. Any more info?

Fairly amazed you didn't know of this. They had some company come up to the show and the company makes gently caress toys, one of which was basically a chainsaw with a bunch of rubber on it so it was basically treating a girl's clit like a punching bag. They had a few porn stars on and demonstrated the toy and the girl, sitting basically like she was at her GYN appointment, came and squirted Booey in the face as he was standing a few feet away. He got really pissed about it but hid it decently. Can't really say I blame him as who wants another person's fluids on their face but at the same time gently caress Gary so it's hilarious it happened to him.

It's been referenced multiple times in parody songs such as Angry Young Booey (aka Booey Joel).

e: super :nws: http://www.stileproject.com/video/49318/chainsaw-tongue-licker-loving-machine-squirts-in-baba-booeys-eyes

Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Jan 27, 2017

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
SA used to have a porn subforum and SA user Justin_on_fire claimed annie cruz was his room mate and had AIDs. She bought an account to defend herself and I think FYAD trolled her? I tend to believe it because nobody knew who annie cruz was back in like 2005 or whatever, and I think if it was fake, he woulda faked a pornstar people had actually heard of.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1479

Evil Agita fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Jan 27, 2017

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Crotch Bat posted:

Fairly amazed you didn't know of this. They had some company come up to the show and the company makes gently caress toys, one of which was basically a chainsaw with a bunch of rubber on it so it was basically treating a girl's clit like a punching bag. They had a few porn stars on and demonstrated the toy and the girl, sitting basically like she was at her GYN appointment, came and squirted Booey in the face as he was standing a few feet away. He got really pissed about it but hid it decently. Can't really say I blame him as who wants another person's fluids on their face but at the same time gently caress Gary so it's hilarious it happened to him.

It's been referenced multiple times in parody songs such as Angry Young Booey (aka Booey Joel).

e: super :nws: http://www.stileproject.com/video/49318/chainsaw-tongue-licker-loving-machine-squirts-in-baba-booeys-eyes

Oh, sorry, I should have clarified; I meant the connection to SA. I knew about the actual squirting incident.

Edit: thanks, though! I didn't know all of those details.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Just saw Dr Keith Ablow in a commercial hawking a fad diet. Didn't know that guy was still a personality out there.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

an adult beverage posted:

Just saw Dr Keith Ablow in a commercial hawking a fad diet. Didn't know that guy was still a personality out there.

He's a full blown crazy right-wing Fox News personality now.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Jesus Christ, Howard still hasn't figured out why Chinese food with "sauce on side" is funny.



Holy poo poo, I forgot that site existed. I listened to the squirting incident the week it happened, but I never saw the video.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Former Human posted:

He's a full blown crazy right-wing Fox News personality now.

That weirded me out when I first heard about it. After hearing him on the Stern show, he seemed sensible and not a giant douchebag at all. I guess he was just pretending in at least one of the cases. :shrug:

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

prefect posted:

That weirded me out when I first heard about it. After hearing him on the Stern show, he seemed sensible and not a giant douchebag at all. I guess he was just pretending in at least one of the cases. :shrug:

Or maybe its the other way around. Some (most?) people will do whatever it takes to get on TV and make money.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

MrMidnight posted:

Or maybe its the other way around. Some (most?) people will do whatever it takes to get on TV and make money.

Exactly. In addition to needing money to support a lifestyle, marginal TV people often get addicted to being on TV. When Fox News is offering big bucks to sit on TV and read some bullshit, it takes more then some pesky morals to be able to resist.


Not that I don't hate those phony Fox news people, but I pity them more. Specially the ones that previously had a c-list career, like that ex-MTV broad Kennedy.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Squashy Nipples posted:

Not that I don't hate those phony Fox news people, but I pity them more. Specially the ones that previously had a c-list career, like that ex-MTV broad Kennedy.

She's a Fox person now? I had such a crush on her way back when. :eng99:

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

prefect posted:

She's a Fox person now? I had such a crush on her way back when. :eng99:

Yeah, me too, bro, me too.
That said, she is almost unrecognizable now.



However, she pulls off the Fox News "super short skirts and super high heels" thing quite well.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Martin Landau ripped her a new one:

http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/101196/martin-landau-berates-kennedy.jhtml

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Her Wikipedia page will make your eyes roll right out of your head. Bachelor's degree in Philosophy (dear god) and introduced to Libertarianism from Kurt Loder via Ayn Rand.

I struggle to think of people I'd want to have a conversation with less than a libertarian philosophy major.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Sucks to hear about Kennedy - she was my first celebrity crush.

Fox News seems to love to hire Z-list talent for their channels- don't forget them giving a second life to the batshit insane Stacey Dash who was famous for appearing in Clueless twenty years ago. Pretty sure they hired her solely so they could say they have a black conservative talking head.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Kennedy was annoying and I liked 120 minutes way better than Alt Nation. She seems like some annoying kid sister that listened to Nirvana once and was now suddenly an expert on punk rock and grunge. You know the type.

I was moe into Karen Duffy and Daisy Fuentes.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Bonzo posted:

Kennedy was annoying and I liked 120 minutes way better than Alt Nation. She seems like some annoying kid sister that listened to Nirvana once and was now suddenly an expert on punk rock and grunge. You know the type.

I was moe into Karen Duffy and Daisy Fuentes.

Duff was also awesome. :allears:

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Bonzo posted:

Daisy Fuentes.

drat man you just opened up a flood of memories I had tucked away in my brain. Naughty memories.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

MrMidnight posted:

drat man you just opened up a flood of memories I had tucked away in my brain. Naughty memories.

Yeah, I always thought she was loving hot.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

The only really hot rear end in a top hat Fox chick was S.E. Cupp, but my memory stops at 2007, I wonder if she's a mess now.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

MrMidnight posted:

drat man you just opened up a flood of memories I had tucked away in my brain. Naughty memories.

Squashy Nipples posted:

Yeah, I always thought she was loving hot.

You know what blows my mind? She's married to Richard Marx.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBmNTLxclXE

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Kennedy, Karen Duffy, Daisy Fuentes... all these names I haven't heard in years. Wasn't there some book that was discussed on the show about the history of MTV from launch until the 90s? Anyone read it?

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Bonzo posted:

You know what blows my mind? She's married to Richard Marx.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBmNTLxclXE

An extremely attractive woman married to a famous musician????

Truly mind blowing indeed.

ultraviolence123
Jul 3, 2002


beep by grandpa posted:

The only really hot rear end in a top hat Fox chick was S.E. Cupp, but my memory stops at 2007, I wonder if she's a mess now.

She's still hot. She was a regular on Don Lemon this year. Everything she says is all kinds of dumb though.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Goofing on Gary Dell-a-bait's MTV VJ audition is always something that makes me laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAVT6VCRrIE

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
The reality is doing something like that is right up Gary's alley but Howard was going to goof on him no matter what because he lives to remind his staff they'd be nothing without him.

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Crotch Bat posted:

The reality is doing something like that is right up Gary's alley but Howard was going to goof on him no matter what because he lives to remind his staff they'd be nothing without him.

I thought people on MTV were supposed to be attractive and charming and able to speak English. That's not his alley. :D

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