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sudont
May 10, 2011
this program is useful for when you don't want to do something.

Fun Shoe
Dick Berg.

DICKBERG, DEAD AHEAD!

(The name is fitting, he's always been a huge dickberg to work with.)

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VoteTedJameson
Jan 10, 2014

And stack the four!
Tekqa plowden.

...how? Why?

Pastor Travis
Jun 5, 2008
The name tag of the woman checking out my groceries said "Prosperity".

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pastor Travis posted:

The name tag of the woman checking out my groceries said "Prosperity".

You must eat her to gain her trait.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.




Now I'm thinking of a new line in the Jetsons intro:

"Peter, his cock!"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

:drat:

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
That's loving perfecgt

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
A young lady by the name of Snartacus.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Knerbit Ginblurt

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Saw a dude named Sportacus. Had the most ridiculous outfit, too.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Phlegmish posted:

Saw a dude named Sportacus. Had the most ridiculous outfit, too.

Did you catch him?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
The credits of an episode of Elementary contain someone with the surname Footlick.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Crocoswine posted:

Knerbit Ginblurt

Can you name your own Kerbals? If so, this is who's going to space next :black101:

Tourette Meltdown
Sep 11, 2001

Most people with Tourette Syndrome are able to hold jobs and lead full lives. But not you.
I had a great (great, great, etc) aunt named Alabama Dill, and my grandfather was named Bridgie. I may have mentioned those before, though, so -

working in pediatrics is fun!

Treazure
Dwquawm
Othman (last name starts with M so he came over as M.Othman and I adore him)
Miler Eurtis
Tyre
Aarriaan
Betzabeth
Cymphoni
Blessin Hayven
Ardregus
and a local church sign for Nancy Laster, Senior Pastor, made me stupidly happy.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

I hope this guy has a low-budget local ad with a rap that includes this rhyme.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy

Tourette Meltdown posted:

I had a great (great, great, etc) aunt named Alabama Dill, and my grandfather was named Bridgie. I may have mentioned those before, though, so -

working in pediatrics is fun!

Treazure
Dwquawm
Othman (last name starts with M so he came over as M.Othman and I adore him)
Miler Eurtis
Tyre
Aarriaan
Betzabeth
Cymphoni
Blessin Hayven
Ardregus
and a local church sign for Nancy Laster, Senior Pastor, made me stupidly happy.

:allears: love all of these

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

Tourette Meltdown posted:

Nancy Laster, Senior Pastor,

Her first week was a real disaster;
She tripped on the stairs and fell on her astor,
and now she's in a plaster cast-er.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Snanduliya

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
A friend just told me he heard a beautiful name on a podcast- Richard Butt.

Dick Butt. He is literally a dickbutt.

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?

Went to school with a Peter Hiscock. Their dad's name was Phil. They never got bullied for this somehow.

Nice people.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Astrofig posted:

Her first week was a real disaster;
She tripped on the stairs and fell on her astor,
and now she's in a plaster cast-er.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

A friend just told me he heard a beautiful name on a podcast- Richard Butt.

Dick Butt. He is literally a dickbutt.

Uhh, it's pronounced 'Ricky Byoot' :colbert:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Uhh, it's pronounced 'Ricky Byoot' :colbert:

Dagnabbit! WHY DO YOU CRUSH MY DREAMS SENOR BUTTERMILK

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Dagnabbit! WHY DO YOU CRUSH MY DREAMS SENOR BUTTERMILK

the ghost of Obadiah Wheatfish laughs

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

sweeperbravo posted:

the ghost of Obadiah Wheatfish laughs

I semi-wasted my spontaneous name change. But not really, because this name is too funny.

VoteTedJameson
Jan 10, 2014

And stack the four!
Dr. Steven J. Butts.
When I was growing up, I lived around the corner from the dental practice of one M.H. Butt. Me and my brother spent many an hour speculating as to what those initials stood for. (Massively Huge or My Hairy being the old stand-bys)

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

VoteTedJameson posted:

Dr. Steven J. Butts.
When I was growing up, I lived around the corner from the dental practice of one M.H. Butt. Me and my brother spent many an hour speculating as to what those initials stood for. (Massively Huge or My Hairy being the old stand-bys)

Massachusetts somewhere I assume? That dude has ads on the shopping carts at the Stop & Shop near me (Pembroke).

There was also a lawyer near where I grew up named C. Matthews Dick.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Massachusetts somewhere I assume? That dude has ads on the shopping carts at the Stop & Shop near me (Pembroke).

There was also a lawyer near where I grew up named C. Matthews Dick.

Dick, Matthews, dick!

VoteTedJameson
Jan 10, 2014

And stack the four!

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Massachusetts somewhere I assume? That dude has ads on the shopping carts at the Stop & Shop near me (Pembroke).

There was also a lawyer near where I grew up named C. Matthews Dick.

Cape Cod, yeah. I wonder if M.H. moved shop or if there's two of them in the family?

Unrelated: I now live in PA and just encountered a person named Ginger A. Butt. Glorious.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

My neighbour is A. Butt.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

An ambulance-chasing lawyer named Hugh Morris has been running ads around here.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Rape Panolainen

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


"Yes, we've decided. Tiny Strawberry for a girl and Racecar Potato for a boy."

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



I think calling your kid Grandma is a good way to guarantee you won't ever have grandkids yourself.

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

I like how Karch couldn't think of anything.

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