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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Prime OP material.

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ACRE & EQUAT
Aug 28, 2004

FUNERAL BREADS
WAR BREAD

Pentaro posted:


Donald John Trump's The Art of the Deal. :haw:

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


FaradayCage posted:

prime shitthatdidnthappen.txt material.

Although, much like Ben Carson's "I stabbed a man" rhetoric...I have no idea who it's supposed to appeal to.

Douchebags.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

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Volcanic Vents
Mar 28, 2009
Eagerly awaiting the incoming flood of "chestburster sheds a single tear" John Hurt obittoons :smith:

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Volcanic Vents posted:

Eagerly awaiting the incoming flood of "chestburster sheds a single tear" John Hurt obittoons :smith:

...I don't want to know where a space cock sheds tears from.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

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cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

AGC

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

How is this your headline and not New Guinea and Australia creeping up for a surprise attack.

Nea
Feb 28, 2014

Funny Little Guy Aficionado.

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/825163020833869826

"It's a powerful symbol. Don't want to overuse it."

tbh given the historical relationship of the statue of liberty to incoming immigrants and the poo poo that's going down, this is literally EXACTLY when you'd want to use the drat symbol.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

That's the most flattering Ramirez caricature I've seen in a while.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

At this rate Marijuana will be legal in all of usa, and Juana will be ilegal.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Tei posted:

At this rate Marijuana will be legal in all of usa, and Juana will be ilegal.

Oh word?

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Pentaro posted:


Donald John Trump's The Art of the Deal. :haw:

When I was younger I had a friend whose mother did this with every Lego set. She made him build it as it was supposed to be, then she took a hot glue gun to the thing.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Pentaro posted:


Donald John Trump's The Art of the Deal. :haw:

Holy poo poo. Trump is literally the apocalyptic villain from the Lego movie.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Shugojin posted:

When I was younger I had a friend whose mother did this with every Lego set. She made him build it as it was supposed to be, then she took a hot glue gun to the thing.

your friend's mother was the villain of the LEGO movie

RodShaft
Jul 31, 2003
Like an evil horny Santa Claus.


YOUR FRIEND'S MOTHER IS TRUMP!

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
Who the hell glues together blocks? Especially your friends blocks?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Ularg posted:

Who the hell glues together blocks? Especially your friends blocks?

Randian supermen, duh

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Or people who make those Lego statues to show off in public.

Fuckers. I wanted to try taking a hand with me.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Ularg posted:

Who the hell glues together blocks? Especially your friends blocks?

Who has a friend two years younger than them at an age when they have blocks

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Somfin posted:

Who has a friend two years younger than them at an age when they have blocks

if you want to succeed in business you've got to get early practice at taking advantage of those weaker than you.



I guess none of these have already been posted by someone else in this year's thread at least so maybe that counts as progress here

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Somfin posted:

Who has a friend two years younger than them at an age when they have blocks

But the point of blocks is you build something, take it apart, build something else.

Why am I debating the usage of blocks!? :shepface:

The Copper Kaiser
Sep 6, 2010

I am a high-iq mentally retarded adult, and bring to bear on intellectual pursuits the demonic energy that characterizes my species!

The problem with making up insane dialogue for Trump in order to make him look bad is that it always comes out much more coherent and eloquent than the real thing.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Only beaten by a week, Mikey
http://www.theonion.com/article/i-promise-work-tirelessly-achieve-my-campaigns-goa-55094

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

Ularg posted:

Who the hell glues together blocks? Especially your friends blocks?

The pre-school bully.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
heil hitler

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Ularg posted:

But the point of blocks is you build something, take it apart, build something else.

If you take it apart, it means you didn't build it right the first time! :sad:

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

I'm really not sure how I feel about this comic, but the facial expressions involved are great in combination with the subject.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the May-Trump meeting – Theresa May has secured a commitment from Donald Trump that the US is fully behind Nato at a historic press conference on Friday with an uncharacteristically emollient president"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After William Brassey Hole.

The i paper:


Times:


Stephen Collins:

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013


my favorite news program, News News Tonight with AGRAIN OFSALT

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Cloud Potato posted:

Stephen Collins:


Oh god.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Fulchrum posted:

Or people who make those Lego statues to show off in public.

Fuckers. I wanted to try taking a hand with me.

That's some serious goddamn glue.


Cloud Potato posted:

Stephen Collins:


Sorry, Collins, but to me he'll always be the villain from the end of Bloom County's original run.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006


Holy poo poo

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

"Sure, Trump is a liar - but Obama is worse!"

-Mike Lester. (and a lot of other people because this is going to be a very common refrain)

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

A Bad Cartoon. Doesn't Marlette remember that in the story, the beans really are magic, and Jack gets away with the giant's treasures in the end?

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




So democrats are villainous enough to commit voter fraud but not competent enough to actually win because of it?

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